Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Handsome Pete]

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Hey, funny he should mention that...

Spoiler: Thanks for the nightmares, ED!

I know he later denied this incident and we all breathed a sigh of relief, but, well, it doesn't exactly look good to law enforcement, so...

Yeah, he's probably fucked. At least I hope he is. Just like I hope the prison has a good dental program.

 

[kwyjibo]

Just... Jesus, Nick.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

That kid is my hero, and her dad for taking her seriously. But then again who the hell would doubt her in this case

 

[Meowthkip]

I can't wait until Nick gets shivved.

 

[AnOminous]

Gives me a warm feeling to think this sick fuck may end up where he belongs.

 

[derpi]

Does jail have wifi access? '-'

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

Does jail have wifi access? '-'

In the United States, the Federal Bureau of Prisons, an agency of the U.S. Department of Justice, has put into place the Trust Fund Limited Inmate Computer System (TRULINCS) on February 19, 2009. This allows inmates access to electronic messaging through e-mails. The message must be text only, and must be conducted in a secure manner between inmate and the public. Messages are subject to monitoring. Currently all institutions operated by the Bureau of Prisons have TRULINCS. However outside of the TRULINCS program, nearly all states prohibit Internet use by inmates, limiting technology based access to educational opportunities.

 

[Colress]

its such a good night. nick bate is getting arrested.

 

[Ryker]

Well, Nick...I'll be buggered. A shitstorm comes a'raining down on you. I wonder if Amber is talking of the original incident and has finally convinced her parents about its legitimacy and the need to do something or if it involves some newer incident perpetrated by Sick Nick?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I just Googled Nick's real name to see if there were any news stories, not really hoping for much. He has two Facebook profiles, one dating back to 2009 and then apparently abandoned, one that he's used much more recently. The older one has a profile pic of him clean-shaven, with a tinfoil hat on, and the newer one has a profile pic of him with long hair and a beard, with artwork posted publicly on January 9. @Ancani - you should probably make Maddi aware that it's pretty easy to figure out her full real name from her comments to the older one. It may still be possible to delete those if she wants.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Can you imagine being the Pennsylvania Department of Corrections bean counter who has to decide if Sick Nick's inevitable "I shooold poonch Wife oontil she lets me poot my dick oop her anoos." tweet is released to the public or not?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Oh my God, I will be so relieved if he gets locked up. Poor Amber, I hope she can get help & the police take her seriously.

 

[Cubanodun]

jojo is like christmas all over again

 

[Danger]

Well about goddamn time.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Looks like Jace, Chris, and Nick will all be going to jail at the same time and Peter Coffin produced evidence that Ashleigh is a real woman.. We need a moleman comeback or something to keep the lolcow herd strong.

 

[DeagleDad420]

I want to hear this defense in court. Would make a pretty good Judge Judy ep.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

What are "things you shouldn't post on Twitter when you may be facing serious legal troubles", Alex?

 

[Count groudon]

Looks like Chris might be getting a new cell mate!

 

[Ancani]

I just Googled Nick's real name to see if there were any news stories, not really hoping for much. He has two Facebook profiles, one dating back to 2009 and then apparently abandoned, one that he's used much more recently. The older one has a profile pic of him clean-shaven, with a tinfoil hat on, and the newer one has a profile pic of him with long hair and a beard, with artwork posted publicly on January 9. @Ancani - you should probably make Maddi aware that it's pretty easy to figure out her full real name from her comments to the older one. It may still be possible to delete those if she wants.

I'll let her know. Thanks for the heads-up!

 

[Coldgrip]

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Don't worry too much Nick. I mean it's not like you've ever talked about wanting to molest children, or composed songs about doing it, or told some girl you were trying to impress that you molested your sister, or have ever gone to therapy over your disgusting habits and told the shrink that you don't understand why pedophilia is wrong.

I mean, it's not like there's a mountain of evidence that backs up your sister's accusation or anything.