Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

The American Hedgehog said:
Chris is still butthurt over being blocked by the brony analysts earlier this year. He wants the analysts to read the CWCki to "reevaluate their past assumptions."

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Sure, the only logical explanation of these people not wanting anything to do with Chris is some sad, childish make-believe tweets were he pathetically tried to forcefully butt his way into these other spergs fun like some kind of obnoxious spoiled toddler.

Never mind that they probably didn't even were aware of it to begin with (Not sure, but wasn't he actually blocked already by that point?) or couldn't give less of a shit about it.

It surely couldn't be about not wanting to bear with Chris because he is an annoying, deranged and creepy fuck and not worth the effort of dealing with the flock of prepubescent troll wannabes that follow him anywhere he goes.

Keep telling that to yourself, Chris.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
It must be nice to have an imaginary support system. Who needs real friends!
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I said before that this Merge Goddess bullshit is the answer to a lot of problems in his life he understood and chose to ignore.

No job? No he has to protect the Merge
No physical activity? No he MENTALLY trains himself to exhaustion
No friends who will excuse your bullshit? Magi Chan will take care of the haters!
Dad dead and mom on the way? They're in a different dimension!
Money runs out? Consider a prayer and donation to his cult!
Do something with your life? Why? Got CPU Goddess shit to do!

Any problem he has he'll just make up bullshit answers to so he can shit himself and do nothing.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
I see this going one of three ways.

1. Chris will act like he's "channeling" Magi-Chan the way he was pretending to channel Marge Simpson in that ghost-hunting video a while back.

2. Chris will point the camera at empty space and act like Magi-Chan is talking, occasionally interjecting comments like "mm, yeah, you're so insightful, hubby!" Bonus points if he chooses to hide off-camera and pretend to be Magi-Chan.

3. Those "one or two details" never get cleared up and nothing happens, the same way Chris never quite got around to producing that video of his Force lightning powers.
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I'd LOVE to see way number 2. It'd be the modern day Jenkins Jinkies.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
I said before that this Merge Goddess bullshit is the answer to a lot of problems in his life he understood and chose to ignore.

No job? No he has to protect the Merge
No physical activity? No he MENTALLY trains himself to exhaustion
No friends who will excuse your bullshit? Magi Chan will take care of the haters!
Dad dead and mom on the way? They're in a different dimension!
Money runs out? Consider a prayer and donation to his cult!
Do something with your life? Why? Got CPU Goddess shit to do!

Any problem he has he'll just make up bullshit answers to so he can shit himself and do nothing.
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Great answer
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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I'm thinking the flaw on Chris's religion on OC
  • The concept of OCs are basically characters who are better than you rather a vision on what do you want to be. This is a self-esteem issue.
  • Common OCs are from the fandom of MLP and Sonic, some are from Steven Universe, which majority of them are autistic.
  • In order to get an OC, you must interested on an existing franchise, which comes from creative people. Without Naoto Oshima, no Sonic the hedgehog, which means no sonichu.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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So you're this psychic, almost all powerful male being that has trained and labored for many years. Also you are for the most part, cis.

So why do you spend your spare time interacting with another dimension colouring pictures of yourself, making fake MLP card game cards and begging for money? Grow up and start acting like a real man Magi-Chan. Go out and earn that money to provide for one of your 3 wives. Hell, she's the one that sucks your barbed dick and you can't even throw her $10 for tabletop simulator?

Get your act together boy. If I had a spiked dick and my gf gave me a bj and cutting the inside of her mouth , I'd buy her whatever game she wanted no questions asked.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
After Chris wrote up the rant on why people shouldn't block him, he tried following Cole Smithey and I guess Cole blocked him immediately since he's not in Chris's Following list now.

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I don't see any tweets from Chris directed at Cole, so maybe Chris tried to DM him and Cole reacted by hitting the block button.
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While Cole would never want to have any contact with Chris anyway, I imagine he regularly gets Sonichu themed accounts trying to follow him so it's doubtful he even thought it might be Chris.

I bet an MRI could measure the instinctive revulsion Cole feels when he sees one of those badly drawn Sonic recolors.
 
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