Change to thread prefixes

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I felt the old way of prefixing threads was wholly inadequate. There is a new system in place.

When creating a thread, consider the following prefixes.

Lolcow
A single person who can exist between many websites

Examples
Christian Weston Chandler, Nick Bate, Pixyteri, DarkSydePhil

Bad Examples
Kim Jung-Un, Tom Cruise, Alex Jones


Website
A website or subsection within a website that has many (otherwise reserved) people posting eccentric content.

Examples
Wizchan.org, Love-Shy.org, PVCC


Stampede
A phenomenon that can be funny to neutrals. This can exist between multiple websites. A spat on a single website would not qualify.

If there's high demand for something to contain these threads, I'll see what I can do.

Examples
#GamerGate, Anti-GamerGate

Bad Examples
moot cucks /pol/, Garry Newman mass bans in Facepunch, Lowtax paywalls SomethingAwful


حلال (Halal)
A lolcow from the Kiwi Farms. Only staff can use this thread prefix. PM an admin before making a thread on an extant or previous user.

Examples
Connor, Homer


Tumblrite
As an immediate exception to this system, I've created a Tumblrite prefix for users from Tumblr only. This is a part of my test to see how willing Tumblr users here are willing to out psychopaths from their website. Vade was a massive success in my eyes, I want to see if there's anyone else.

Examples
Vade
 
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I like the website, stampede, and Tumblrite tags.
I just think that the "Lolcow" tag is a little nondescript. The old tags would give you a sense of why they're a lolcow.
Would it be possible to combine tags? Like, for Marjian, Lolcow and Virgin Pride?
 
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Will there still prefixes like "Horrorcow" to denote somebody on the same level of terrifying as Nick Bate, for example? If so, when does someone cross from "lolcow" to "horrorcow" -- is that staff discretion?

You have, or had, Foreverkailyn marked "Insane." Is that just a sort of catchall for lolcows who aren't artists or Tumblrites? I mean, a lot of lolcows would seem to qualify for this tag.
 
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Randall Fragg said:
I like the website, stampede, and Tumblrite tags.
I just think that the "Lolcow" tag is a little nondescript. The old tags would give you a sense of why they're a lolcow.
Would it be possible to combine tags? Like, for Marjian, Lolcow and Virgin Pride?
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NobleGreyHorse said:
Will there still prefixes like "Horrorcow" to denote somebody on the same level of terrifying as Nick Bate, for example? If so, when does someone cross from "lolcow" to "horrorcow" -- is that staff discretion?

You have, or had, Foreverkailyn marked "Insane." Is that just a sort of catchall for lolcows who aren't artists or Tumblrites? I mean, a lot of lolcows would seem to qualify for this tag.
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The main thing is you have to understand why those tags were implemented. The goal was to help people identify Lolcows. This board has a very high number of threads. The tagging system did not accomplish that. Nobody was like, "ah well I really liked Andrew Dobson so I wonder what other Artistic lolcows there are". In truth, this solution doesn't really solve it either. I still can't figure out how to help people find content that's funny to them. I'm hoping the Wiki will solve that a bit.

The only reason why Tumblr is sorted out is because I want to see exactly how many Tumblr Lolcow threads we have. If it's a lot, I will make a Tumblr subforum. That's going to be fun if it happens.
 
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That makes sense. I wonder if categorizing (beyond the new tags) by the type of content generated would help. Like, Foreverkailyn and the equally batshit Craftybeautydiva1 do vlogs, which are the primary source of their infamy. Or maybe a tag, instead of for art per se, for dA? I don't know, but maybe distinguishing between primarily text lolcows like Fshit or someone who produces videos might help. Just a thought.
 
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Strelok said:
Halal means essentially "It is ok to eat these ones", referring to how they are exceptions to the "no forum user threads" rule.

Least that's my understanding of it.
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I know what hala means; I'm Muslim. I was just curious why "hala".
 
Just throw'em at your Hindu neighbors' house when you wanna mock'em.

...what do you mean, Le Voyage de Théo was wrong?
 
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Null said:
If I wrote it wrong please correct me. I mean't Halal, as in "Ok to eat". I do say a prayer for them before making a thread if that counts.
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I was wondering what you meant by that for a while.

It also means "permissible", or more hilariously imo, it is the Islam equivalent to "kosher", which also means "proper" or the "the proper way" as in the way it is prepared. I like to think they properly fucked up.
 
Another thing that could be used is kosher, However that would bring a whole lot of other trouble!
 
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Another thing that could be used is kosher, However that would bring a whole lot of other trouble!
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For instance, which cows would be kosher for Passover?
 
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