Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Neo-Holstien]

mumkey lasted like 30 seconds, and he was proud enough to keep the video

 

[TardFarmer69]

Who's gonna do damage control better though?

Why would Mumkey do damage control? We all knew he had sex, and we all knew there was a tape of it, what actually changes for Mumkey now that we know that he's also kinda bad in bed.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Phil will outlive us all.

At the heat end of the Universe there is only void and DSP.

 

[Clop]

Who's gonna do damage control better though?

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Well Phil never stopped (pretending) being a khantent creator, and he sure as fuck ain't killing himself cus he's got a much bigger ego than this grinning maniac, amazingly enough.

 

[Pomniman]

Not sure what Liu was thinking after the first time Mumkey’s stiffy penetrated her heart shaped box, whilst he thousand yard stared with murderous intent, directly into her eyes.

>Liu
>thinking
I question whether she even has a brain to think with considering how dumb she comes off every time she talks in streams she's been on.

 

[Amaranth]

Who's gonna do damage control better though?

People got passed DSP fapping within a week, the dude can comeback from anything

 

[Easterling]

Why would Mumkey do damage control? We all knew he had sex, and we all knew there was a tape of it, what actually changes for Mumkey now that we know that he's also kinda bad in bed.

Because he can't even have sex without looking like a sped.

 

[Motherf*cker]

She really has the body of a twelve year old boy. They were on drugs right? It was like taking a peek into two inmates at an insane asylum rutting in confused glory.

 

[RLS0812]

"I leaked my own nudes" ~JacksFilms

Seriously, why do so many folks make secret 'sex tapes' ?! Watching p0rnHub is far less of an issue when relationships go bad.

 

[YayLasagna]

mumkey lasted like 30 seconds, and he was proud enough to keep the video

To be honest it looks more like he only started filming at the end of it. That and I doubt Liu feels stimulating. Girlfriend's got no ass, for starters.

 

[RatedTardSuperstar]

And you niggers voted this guy dumb

There had been enough "I have the goss notice me" posts from speds beforehand; to give the benefit of the doubt had long run its course.
Props to @Private Dickhead though, you knew your shit.

 

[Rupin]

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Welp... He's scored better twat than I ever did.

 

[cans.wav]

Mumkey confirmed two pump chump

 

[KiwiKritter]

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She literally has the body of a 14 year old boy wtf.

 

[Cabo Pirania]

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OK SO BASICALLY AM MUMKY

 

[Fapcop]

how is she 7/10.

You are saying that because of the low resolution.

HIGH 4K Video would tell you otherwise and she is obviously 4/10.

ACKSUALLY just the fact that she’s American and isn’t a hambeast automatically makes her a 5/10 from the get go.

Add a nice B cup, a cute smile and an alright face, and that’s an easy 7/10.

Plus she looks like she knows some freaky shit.

 

[YayLasagna]

Welp... He's scored better twat than I ever did.

Imagine being salty because you somehow scored worse than a pedophile furry.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

worst sex tape in the history of sex tapes.

 

[boku-chan]

Tyler isn't moving his hips at all. He's just holding the camera and staring at himself recording while Liu does the work.
"Look at me I'm having sex" but you suck at it.

Liu already said his dick was smaller than both OJJ's and Dylan's. This looks like it doesn't feel too good for her. Definitely doesn't warrant subsequent obsession.

EDIT: Also we are now on Day 3 of Tyler's absence from Twitter and social media. He's gotta be having a meltdown. First Liu's video and now the sex tape is out and everyone sees just how bad he is at the most basic human function.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

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Anyone else getting a similar vibe?

Spoiler

Albeit much more pathetic.

Edit: Goddamn it, beat me to it.

Mhmmmm. I can’t help but feel like I’ve seen this situation before....

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