Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[klystron]

@Cowlick describe in detail how you brush your teeth.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

@Cowlick describe in detail how you brush your teeth.

However he does it, it takes him roughly an hour and a half to complete....

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@Cowlick have you contacted @Joe_Cracker with the Online Forum Police about having this thread closed? They've filed a lot of complaints about web forum misconduct, and the results speak for themselves.

 

[deductionotaku]

UPDATE: The thread now reads:

No reason for denial in the E-mail I got this time. That must be because you finally admit you had none. Simply deny it again & ask me to, & I will repost my original (originally-&-rightfully-approved) thread. You'll approve it again, & I'll continue to add high-quality threads.

Discuss.

EDIT: And another:

Marley, when he gets a clue & asks for my original thread so he can approve it again.

You gave that reason verbatim before, lies & all. My thread changes every time, but your reason has not, because you never had one & never will.

Can you admit your mistakes like every time your parents look at you?

Discuss.

EDIT 2: He seems to really like this last edit, because he's posted it again. As such, I'll include the title and continuing question in bold.

 

[Trombonista]

TJ's threads are most likely as high-quality as Bleach's filler animation.

 

[TM Ambrose]

In this post TJ proves he is still having a problem getting that this thread won't be deleted. Of course he's outraged, but it's his fault for not being smart enough to know that admins communicate to each other, and only a few have the ability to delete threads.

He still can't believe we won't delete it no matter what. The way it's worded makes me think that TJ was going to fake his death to get the thread deleted. Of course e gets the exact same responses, and is probably just as upset.

TL; DR he still hasn't gotten the memo that this thread will not be deleted under any circumstance, and that he'll just have to live with it.

@Cowlick describe in detail how you brush your teeth.

I'm actually going to go out on a limb for him (though i'm sure he'll ruin it with retardation) and say that he probably had braces at one point and didn't have his teeth cleaned and bleached after. That or he doesn't brush his teeth often, but i'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he had braces.

 

[deductionotaku]

After several reposts of the same thread, he's finally changed it up:

Me..

I'm lucjy as I know this will only get denued so until told otherwise I don't even have to fix typoes..

Will it get approved at its original quality?

EDIT:

Marley.

He gets to keep coming back to the only thread by the best writer in either site's history.

You feeling lucky, Punk?!

EDIT 2:

Marley the egomaniac

Re-posted b/c the editor's reason for denial describes themselves.

Admit I'm right about you & a better writer?

Discuss.

 

[TM Ambrose]

After several reposts of the same thread, he's finally changed it up:



Discuss.

EDIT:



Discuss.

I'm wondering if Punk is a proper noun in this situation. He seems really upset nobody thinks he's a good writer &/or genius.

 

[klystron]

I'm actually going to go out on a limb for him (though i'm sure he'll ruin it with retardation) and say that he probably had braces at one point and didn't have his teeth cleaned and bleached after. That or he doesn't brush his teeth often, but i'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he had braces.

I had assumed an illness did that to him.

 

[Meowthkip]

It was incredible.

Start on this page 929 and end at 937:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/marijan-Šiklić-thatincelblogger.6576/page-929#post-513569

It only gets better, too. TJ burned him.

I know I'm late to the party but OH SNAP!

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I had assumed an illness did that [teeth] to him.

Yes, that's most likely. Hydrocephaly and incomplete tooth enamel formation are strongly associated. Taking antibiotics as a child can also fuck up tooth enamel.

 

[Sigyn]

I know I'm late to the party but OH SNAP!

I actually hope Teej's thread gets closed now cause that was so fucking badass. Maybe if he feels welcome here he'll settle down some.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

I actually hope Teej's thread gets closed now cause that was so fucking badass. Maybe if he feels welcome here he'll settle down some.

I dunno, he posted in SYRSA's thread after SYRSA left, it's like he's expanding and denying other lolcows who have made the infinitely smarter decision of leaving (as of now, at least), the luxury of having their threads die down, also someone who made as many usernames as he had on Literotica does not seem to be the type who settles down easily, if at all. TJ has said in the past that he'd leave when his thread got deleted, so I think his plan right now is a dedicated campaign of shitting up the rest of the forums to make us want him gone, which he has ultimately failed in since now we like him even more.

 

[Sigyn]

I dunno, he posted in SYRSA's thread after SYRSA left, it's like he's expanding and denying other lolcows who have made the infinitely smarter decision of leaving (as of now, at least), the luxury of having their threads die down, also someone who made as many usernames as he had on Literotica does not seem to be the type who settles down easily, if at all.

Hmmm, good point. Still, it seems like he's a bit mellower now that this thread isnt so intense.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Hmmm, good point. Still, it seems like he's a bit mellower now that this thread isnt so intense.

This thread is less intense because he's not sperging in it. He's still throwing temper tantrums on admins pages.

 

[Kitlen]

Update: Teej has said no to me post PMs. I quote "VERY MUCH!!!"

 

[deductionotaku]

This thread is less intense because he's not sperging in it. He's still throwing temper tantrums on admins pages.

Not to mention his return to CHYOO and its forums to give myself and another user headaches, and that's on top of his wars on the rest of LitErotica's forums. As far as his kiwi farms activity goes, all that's changed is his target. He's not fighting with users who bruise his ego, but he's ultimately the same person. However, off-site, he's still the same obnoxious abomination. For proof, his latest edit to that same thread:

Marley.

He has found a high-quality writer who agrees to put up with his BS.

Will you do the right thing?

One note: B.... Not B-Flat or B-Sharp. Simply BE.... Nice & Honest, & you will get my original thread back so you can rightfully approve it, after which I will continue submitting quality work as I did on this story before when my first thread had been rightfully approved, & you can watch your story's ratings skyrocket above the negative numbers it would get with your low-quality "work".

The underlined portion is his notes for the editor and future contributors.

Discuss.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

Discuss.

I love how he's trying to sell his resubmission as a charitable act when we can all see how desperate he is to get it approved.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

I like how TJ never wants to leave forums even after he ostracizes himself from them because then he wouldn't have anybody to posture to. He's been doing it for so long it's a vital part of his routine at this point.

 

[Loke]

I actually hope Teej's thread gets closed now cause that was so fucking badass. Maybe if he feels welcome here he'll settle down some.

Don't be so hasty, I wish to know why he thinks it is acceptable and professional to have a character in his writing named "Lisa Ann", after a gross, aging pornstar with a saggy ass that looks like cottage cheese.