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Today's biggest transpassing fail.


...wait. There's more. The same troon also posted on r/transtimelines. "Before" vs. ten days on HRT!

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AGPs seem to be obsessed with the word "cute". They use it about everything; what they (think they) look like, how they conduct themselves, how they wish to be... Like those troons who post regularly on r/transpassing and other trans subs. "I felt so cute!" ...says the dude who looks like an unwashed ogre with greasy hair and a five o'clock shadow.

Speaking as a woman myself, I can testify that IRL no girl or woman past their teen years aspires for "cuteness", at least not outside masturbation fodder created for men with certain... predilections. "Hot", sure, but "cute"? Nahh.
They're obsessed with teen girls because a lot of those MtFs troon out during their mid-life crisis, which occur when balding, fat dudes realize they'll never be playboy millionaires and desperately try to relive their teen years to escape that bleak reality. Back in my day these losers would dress as stereotypical school jocks, smoke pot and hang around with equally retarded balding men while their wives would ditch their self-pitying asses for someone better.

Those were the good days. Now the Internet and copious amounts of gay anime shit have wormed their way in those insecure dumbasses' minds and being a cool jock simply won't cut it anymore, it's all about role-playing as saccharine catgirls flashing their moobs every five minutes. And while in the past their wives could just up and leave now they have to tell their insane spouses how stunning and brave they are for daring to be their true selves in public and suck their stink ditches without complaints, lest they'd be called transphobic.
 
I saw advice on /r/mypartneristrans telling a woman to tell her troon partner that he was "so wet" when his female penis got a boner.
God what the fuck. The only people I can think of who would get off to seeing a butchered mangled assortment of flesh somehow become animate are necromancers and plastic surgeons. But honestly, it seems like a match made in heaven/hell.
 
They're obsessed with teen girls because a lot of those MtFs troon out during their mid-life crisis, which occur when balding, fat dudes realize they'll never be playboy millionaires and desperately try to relive their teen years to escape that bleak reality. Back in my day these losers would dress as stereotypical school jocks, smoke pot and hang around with equally exceptional balding men while their wives would ditch their self-pitying asses for someone better.

Those were the good days. Now the Internet and copious amounts of gay anime shit have wormed their way in those insecure dumbasses' minds and being a cool jock simply won't cut it anymore, it's all about role-playing as saccharine catgirls flashing their moobs every five minutes. And while in the past their wives could just up and leave now they have to tell their insane spouses how stunning and brave they are for daring to be their true selves in public and suck their stink ditches without complaints, lest they'd be called transphobic.
Middle aged men having autogynephilia or crossdressing fetishes isn't new. What's new is society being okay with it.
 
Ha what a bunch of dumb fucks if they’d been invited to sleepovers in high school they would have figured this shit out. Anyways I’m having a lesbian sleepover Friday night - we’ll watch part of a sappy movie but then we’ll practice putting on towels, then we’ll compare boobs, and we’ll end the night by practicing kissing each other. Who wants to come?

I’m fucking rock har-eh-I mean I’m feeling so cute rn! Count me in!

Teehee!
 
My menstruation is infinite. Its power, inconceivable by mortal minds. Reality bends to its choosing, and soon you too shall be enveloped. Joined together, at last, as one of many.

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AGPs seem to be obsessed with the word "cute". They use it about everything; what they (think they) look like, how they conduct themselves, how they wish to be... Like those troons who post regularly on r/transpassing and other trans subs. "I felt so cute!" ...says the dude who looks like an unwashed ogre with greasy hair and a five o'clock shadow.

Speaking as a woman myself, I can testify that IRL no girl or woman past their teen years aspires for "cuteness", at least not outside masturbation fodder created for men with certain... predilections. "Hot", sure, but "cute"? Nahh.
If you'll allow me to go full au.tism for a moment, women irl can aspire to be "cute", but it's a completely different realm of cute than what troons aspire to/think their bastardization of women is "cute". It's on par with "pretty", like "I'd have a long term relationship with this woman". I mean sometimes you wanna be hot but you'd be hard pressed to find a woman who wants to be described as "bammin' slammin' bootylicious" 99% of the time. Real life cute is dressing pinup-style or being 5 feet at 25. Troons think poorly applied makeup, rainbow socks, horrifically stretched Hello Kitty merch, and microminis are "cute"
 
Ha what a bunch of dumb fucks if they’d been invited to sleepovers in high school they would have figured this shit out. Anyways I’m having a lesbian sleepover Friday night - we’ll watch part of a sappy movie but then we’ll practice putting on towels, then we’ll compare boobs, and we’ll end the night by practicing kissing each other. Who wants to come?

You forgot the makeovers. Perhaps waxing kits for the girlballs?
 
My menstruation is infinite. Its power, inconceivable by mortal minds. Reality bends to its choosing, and soon you too shall be enveloped. Joined together, at last, as one of many.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

also what the fuck is with these crazy troons and their obsession with menstruation? It's annoying as fuck and probably why a bunch of teen girls hate that they are becoming women. Period cramps feel like diarrhea - it's not sexy. Sometimes it comes with diarrhea too - the ol' brown bonus.
 
If you'll allow me to go full au.tism for a moment, women irl can aspire to be "cute", but it's a completely different realm of cute than what troons aspire to/think their bastardization of women is "cute". It's on par with "pretty", like "I'd have a long term relationship with this woman". I mean sometimes you wanna be hot but you'd be hard pressed to find a woman who wants to be described as "bammin' slammin' bootylicious" 99% of the time. Real life cute is dressing pinup-style or being 5 feet at 25. Troons think poorly applied makeup, rainbow socks, horrifically stretched Hello Kitty merch, and microminis are "cute"
Lolita style existing proves that some women want to be cute. However, I sure hope that no grown woman wants to dress like an emo girl c. 2005, which is what bad makeup, rainbow socks, and Hello Kitty merch is.
Hey, I bet that explains why troons dress like that. They were teens when emo was at its peak. That's what they think is hot.
 
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

also what the fuck is with these crazy troons and their obsession with menstruation? It's annoying as fuck and probably why a bunch of teen girls hate that they are becoming women. Period cramps feel like diarrhea - it's not sexy. Sometimes it comes with diarrhea too - the ol' brown bonus.
It is because menstruation is a issue that only happens with women. In their atrophied heads because of horse piss and drugs, they already think that they are women, but only them menstruate. They are obsessed with periods because is the last barrier of womanhood for them. But at the same time, trans activists say that everyone can menstruate, women, men, children, whatever the fuck non binary. Make up your mind troons, if not only women can menstruate but you are obsessed with menstruation because it's exclusive for women, then what it is?
 
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

also what the fuck is with these crazy troons and their obsession with menstruation? It's annoying as fuck and probably why a bunch of teen girls hate that they are becoming women. Period cramps feel like diarrhea - it's not sexy. Sometimes it comes with diarrhea too - the ol' brown bonus.
It's because it's something they can't do as a man, so the "fact" that they can is evidence of their transitioning and thus a point of pride.

If women exclusively and naturally attracted wasps to nest in their hair, it would be an honor and something to brag about for these people to have the same thing happen to them.
 
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