حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Hat]

So I'm basically Rei Ayanami? The only difference being that both Shinji and Rei were initially unaware of Yui's presence within Rei (and by extension, the fact that they are only related by Yui's DNA being used to make Rei, and the fact that the amount of Yui's DNA within Rei is very dubious because physically she is like Kaworu).

Wow! Not only do we have the one and only Molly Ringwald on the forums, but she also likes Neon Genesis Evangelion.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I am completely unaware of what happened. I would love to be informed because I am very busy with the Jem and the Holograms movie right now.

Remember a few hours ago, you were in Teamspeak with a few of us? If not then Here's a transcript. You're a busy woman, so I understand if it slipped your mind.

 

[Molly Ringwald]

Wow! Not only do we have the one and only Molly Ringwald on the forums, but she also likes Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Yes, (this fact was inadvertently made public the other day in chat) and I would be happy to autograph any Eva merchandise you request.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

So I'm basically Rei Ayanami? The only difference being that both Shinji and Rei were initially unaware of Yui's presence within Rei (and by extension, the fact that they are only related by Yui's DNA being used to make Rei, and the fact that the amount of Yui's DNA within Rei is very dubious because physically she is like Kaworu).

Whoa, Molly's an Evangelion fan, too? @Connor really dun goofed this time.

1. Connor 1 minute ago Connor: @ RetardBus, I HEARD "MOLLY'S" VOICE! I'M FAMILIARY WITH IT! IT'S A FUCKING SOCKPUPPET!

shit I'm crying

 

[Molly Ringwald]

My reaction to this news

ORIGINAL FIGURE, DO NOT REISSUE

 

[Cosmos]

So I'm basically Rei Ayanami? The only difference being that both Shinji and Rei were initially unaware of Yui's presence within Rei (and by extension, the fact that they are only related by Yui's DNA being used to make Rei, and the fact that the amount of Yui's DNA within Rei is very dubious because physically she is like Kaworu).

Molly, you love Neon Genesis Evangelion, too? Best celebrity confirmed!

 

[AnOminous]

Wow! Not only do we have the one and only Molly Ringwald on the forums, but she also likes Neon Genesis Evangelion.

This is even better than having the real Hulk Hogan here!

Fun tripled!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Connor tried to kill himself because he found out he's nearsighted.

I just.

That is the funniest shit I've read all day.

 

[AnOminous]

Connor tried to kill himself because he found out he's nearsighted.

I just.

It's downright disgusting. Being nearsighted is great if you spend most of your life staring at paper or screens right in front of you. I only need glasses when driving.

I will never, though, need those stupid reading glasses.

I'm sure glad Connor left this forum forever, at least until tomorrow.

 

[Zvantastika]

Guys guys wait a sec

I'm gonna sound autistic as all hell for this shit but

From the chat file:
"Connor 11 minutes ago Connor: @ Zvantastika, we apparently have the true and honest Molly Ringwald here. Fun doubled."

"Fun doubled" is not a phrase I've heard before... except

If you sound "autistic as all hell" for pointing that out, I don't want to even imagine how I'd sound like or what people would think knowing that Connor addressed that specific comment as a reply to something I said... worse yet, I even forgot what I said but I do remember I wasn't even talking to him... I need a drink.

Connor tried to kill himself because he found out he's nearsighted.

I need drinkS, several of them, lots, make them double or triple, I don't want to even remember my name for several days.

 

[lolwut]

On the bright side Nazis committed one very good deed. They got Hitler to kill himself.

I would like to politely disagree. I believe it may have had something to do with these guys:

Not the best bunch of tourists, the Red Army.

 

[GV 002]

Hang on...he tried to off himself for being nearsighted? He compared a vet's gathering to a Hitler Youth rally?

CUNT.

@NobleGreyHorse, I'm so sorry to hear about your problems. All of you that have shared your stories, I seriously have so much respect for you guys; it takes serious balls to come out and talk about this stuff (I still find it difficult to talk about some stuff openly, it'll take time I guess) and I think you're all both brave and awesome for doing so. Keep fighting the good fight!

@Connor, look at us. Look at these people and the stories they have shared. They've all been through hell and are fighting on. You...you can't even begin to compare. It makes me so fucking angry that you whine and you whinge about such nonsensical trivial nonsense while spouting all this ignorant, poorly-researched wannabe-intellectual garbage at us when all the while you inadvertently mock the people here that genuinely have problems. Sorry if that was A-Loggy people, I honestly can't help how I feel about this.

Fucky you, Connor.

 

[Watcher]

@Connor, look at us. Look at these people and the stories they have shared. They've all been through hell and are fighting on. You...you can't even begin to compare. It makes me so fucking angry that you whine and you whinge about such nonsensical trivial nonsense while spouting all this ignorant, poorly-researched wannabe-intellectual garbage at us when all the while you inadvertently mock the people here that genuinely have problems. Sorry if that was A-Loggy people, I honestly can't help how I feel about this.

Fucky you, Connor.

Connor is the definition of first world problems

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Hey guys, I'm no brilliant archivist like @Smutley, but I thought I remembered seeing some Connor-related stuff in the early pages of Line of the Day. . .& since Connor is ragequitting the Farms (for cereals this time, u guise!), I thought I'd dig them up.

Such as the first mention of Connor's @Molly Ringwald fantasies:

Spoiler: seriously Molly don't look if you value your sanity

How does he know if he's never seen The Breakfast Club?

Spoiler: maybe he's that FAMILIARY

@Liquid Squirtle hits the nail on the head

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Presumably why @Connor posted his degenerate fantasies

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random.txt'd

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@Ziltoid shows off his 1337 hax0r skillz

Spoiler: accidental on-screen keyboard cap

 

[Hat]

I'm guessing that Connor scoured the internet for that one clip where you see up Molly's skirt; watching the entire movie would be too boring for him. I can only imagine how quickly he got turned off when he discovered that it wasn't her (apparently, at least).

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Well, you guys tried, but not even @Molly Ringwald could save him.

@Conner is just pitiful, but I have no pity.
Failure is one of the few things I don't fail at, but I keep trying anyway.

 

[Smutley]

Sayonara, assholes

Part 12 of Wrong Planet beings now

This... doesn't sound like a good idea at all...

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Spoiler: Bonus

He tried doing this 3 years later with movies and it went just as far

Rates Connor optimistic

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More fine threadjackings by our petulant. Mr. Bible.

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Yay, more pityfishing expedition (image heavy)

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Spoiler: Bonus

Here's the exact same thread Connor tried to start here

More repetition: "I suck as a student teachers are mean I'm the worst writer waa waa waa". Connor god damn Connor do you have the ability to remember the things you say? You're a broken record there's no wonder people are mean to you ya' spastic.

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"Let's do a little role playing... your name is... Iva, and you walk in to the Batharsis projects lab...."

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I wonder if he was that nerd that quoted Monty Python in class all the time too

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Remember the Aspie girl, Rachel? The one who was mentally a child?

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[Connor Bible]

Well, you guys tried, but not even @Molly Ringwald could save him.

Did you guys seriously expect me to believe that @Molly Ringwald herself would join the forums just to be a yes woman to me in my private conversations with her? Do you find me that fucking gullible?

 

[Locksnap]

Did you guys seriously expect me to believe that @Molly Ringwald herself would join the forums just to be a yes woman to me in my private conversations with her? Do you find me that fucking gullible?

Yeah

 

[Arkangel]

Did you guys seriously expect me to believe that @Molly Ringwald herself would join the forums just to be a yes woman to me in my private conversations with her? Do you find me that fucking gullible?

Considering you also believed that I hacked your computer and that the authorities were going to Arrest you last April First... yes.