Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Kate Farms Shill]

immunocompromised but the dog's who isnt(correct me if im wrong ) a hypoallgenic breed is FINE because Harlow sigaling photoshoot needed nevermind the dog bacterial could kill me but queen jac took these risks and being famous is more important than getting attention one last time better because my GFM Dr. is amazing and why slum it(live like a real patient ) when eBegging means fancy toys I(my family) can donate (when im dead ) when I never recover.

Maybe im just salty

Did punctuation murder your family or something?

 

[Toohottotrot]

Did punctuation murder your family or something?

Not allowed to powerlevel so no comment

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Jonzie continues to not say why she’s in the hospital or what her big story is, but she shared this gross story of shitting and puking all over the place while hospital staff laughed over all the bodily fluids they were going to have to clean up. She’s being treated with IV zofran now that her heart condition waned a little.

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Should be noted that this is also what happens to people who come off narcotics cold turkey. Your digestive system wakes up and explodes.

Heart can be quite effed up for a few days when you quit alcohol or benzodiazepines cold turkey as well.

The thought of this addict, anorexic, tide pod-eating munch anywhere in charge of anyone’s kids is fucking horrifying. Along the same lines, I’m genuinely pleased to know S-J had her incubator removed.

 

[Umaibae]

My favorite is when they wax poetic about migraines like they're some serious mysterious, rare, life changing disease. They're common as fuck, and if you take medicine early enough you can pretty much skip the headache part of it anyway. Really not a dibilitating condition, more like an inconvenience.

Sometimes, you do have to stay home and chill in the dark all day, but that's what simple migraine meds are for. They help stifle the worst symptoms. Plenty of people live normal and healthy lives and are just sidelined a few days a year by migraines. They suck, but they're hardly something to claim a disability over.

Did she just accidentally put .18 or did she forget it's 2019?
Just look at that exceptional tape job... I count 5 different kinds.
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Dog poopin'

 

[PootPoot2]

Dog poopin'

you can hear the nurses outside her room at 03:10

This vlog is peak SJ. She’s finally crashed her wheelchair right into my heart.

 

[Occam's Epilady]

Psychosomatic symptoms she glosses over...
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Hold on. Back this bus up. SJ literally has an old video where she lists all her current symptoms and identifies them as psychosomatic? Time to fess up, @Kate Farms Shill. Sarah Jean is some sort of performance art on your part. This girl cannot be for real.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Morgellons spoonie is a literal tinfoil hat wearer.

 

[Ditch]

Morgellons spoonie is a literal tinfoil hat wearer.
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DAWI is a goldmine of total insanity.

 

[Toohottotrot]

Literally a tinfoil hat wearer

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Morgellons spoonie is a literal tinfoil hat wearer.
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Morgellons folks are all conspiritards. They're so much fun. It's all chemtrails and 5G wave attacks to initiate Agenda 21, I think the tinfoil stops the 5G. The few profiles I follow advise pure filtered salt water to heal their Morgellons because they don't trust doctors.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Hold on. Back this bus up. SJ literally has an old video where she lists all her current symptoms and identifies them as psychosomatic? Time to fess up, @Kate Farms Shill. Sarah Jean is some sort of performance art on your part. This girl cannot be for real.

I am so ashamed that I skipped that video when i profiled her. Really, it would have been the perfect introduction. But at that point I'd watched several hours of her making up words, abusing her dog, and crying and I started to skip anything that didn't seem to contain a new doctor appointment or ridiculous medical toy.

edit to avoid double-post:
I have pleased the Skinwalker Leak, and they have revealed the following:

Amanda Winig is currently walking back her claim of having EDS, saying that everything is instead the Guillain-Barré Syndrome and this is why her muscles are wasting and failing her. She also claims to have parkinson's disease now which excuses the shaking and memory loss, as well as an unspecified kidney disease that was missed previously.

All of these things can much easier be explained by starving yourself to death and purging everything you do eat.

 

[large_farva]

Oh excellent, a new Netlfix series called "diagnosis" ... gonna start seeing a lot more zebras.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Oh excellent, a new Netlfix series called "diagnosis" ... gonna start seeing a lot more zebras.

Naw dude, it's actually good. Even though it's just a few episodes long it has a bunch of common sense solutions to complex problems. I've seen a few munchies bitching about how it's invalidating for people who don't recover with these lifestyle change type of fixes.

Spoiler: literal spoilers

Three of the six episodes feature someone who has an unexplained medical problem that is later found to have an easy solution. One is a genetic metabolic condition and she's told "eat more sugar, cut the fat out of your diet, you'll be fine." She does and goes back to work full time. Another is a young man with unexplained fainting episodes where his heart stops. Turns out to be stress-induced vasovagal syncope and they basically tell him to stop letting his mom make him lose his mind all the time.

Most interesting is a young girl who has unexplained vomiting, diagnosed POTS with a port and IV saline, trying to get diagnosed with something else. She's had tons of testing and been told she has rumination. Her mother is very controlling and doesn't allow her to make her own medical decisions/doesn't trust doctors at all. The doctors tell her point-blank that with her testing, rumination is the diagnosis and she doesn't have POTS at all, just dehydration symptoms from regurgitating everything she eats and drinks. She's prescribed an inpatient stay at a clinic that specializes in it and told explicitly the port needs to be removed immediately, her doctors tell her she's no longer going to get IV saline infusions from them. She blows everyone off and apparently doctor shops around for a different solution that allows her to keep the port and the host is very critical of this.

ETA: the specialist clinic for rumination does breathing exercises and behavior modification stuff, not medications or toobz. It's exactly the same shit Jaquie was prescribed at Mayo-Jacksonville after being told she had rumination and decreased gastric accommodation, which she ignored and shopped for a port and tube instead. We see how that worked out.

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

Naw dude, it's actually good. Even though it's just a few episodes long it has a bunch of common sense solutions to complex problems. I've seen a few munchies bitching about how it's invalidating for people who don't recover with these lifestyle change type of fixes.

Spoiler: literal spoilers

Three of the six episodes feature someone who has an unexplained medical problem that is later found to have an easy solution. One is a genetic metabolic condition and she's told "eat more sugar, cut the fat out of your diet, you'll be fine." She does and goes back to work full time. Another is a young man with unexplained fainting episodes where his heart stops. Turns out to be stress-induced vasovagal syncope and they basically tell him to stop letting his mom make him lose his mind all the time.

Most interesting is a young girl who has unexplained vomiting, diagnosed POTS with a port and IV saline, trying to get diagnosed with something else. She's had tons of testing and been told she has rumination. Her mother is very controlling and doesn't allow her to make her own medical decisions/doesn't trust doctors at all. The doctors tell her point-blank that with her testing, rumination is the diagnosis and she doesn't have POTS at all, just dehydration symptoms from regurgitating everything she eats and drinks. She's prescribed an inpatient stay at a clinic that specializes in it and told explicitly the port needs to be removed immediately, her doctors tell her she's no longer going to get IV saline infusions from them. She blows everyone off and apparently doctor shops around for a different solution that allows her to keep the port and the host is very critical of this.

ETA: the specialist clinic for rumination does breathing exercises and behavior modification stuff, not medications or toobz. It's exactly the same shit Jaquie was prescribed at Mayo-Jacksonville after being told she had rumination and decreased gastric accommodation, which she ignored and shopped for a port and tube instead. We see how that worked out.

Huh, I hadn't realized jaqjaq had been diagnosed with rumination. Interesting. I'm going to have to watch this show. Sounds interesting (take a shot of Kate Farms every time I say interesting in a three sentence post).

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

It was pretty good. The girl's parents in the first episode are especially crazy.

 

[HotpieIsTheNightKing]

It was pretty good. The girl's parents in the first episode are especially crazy.

Yeh Jesus Christ. Like the dad acting like it's the end of the world that he might not have a grandbaby...can you stop being a selfish dick for five seconds and listen to your kid? It's pretty reasonable to not want to pass on something horrible if it does turn out to be genetic. Also just got to the throwing up girl. I just...I can't. THROWING UP AT THE GODDAM DINNER TABLE???? I think I speak for us all when I say if something like that was going on we would use the toilet like a civilized human. That's fucked to put people through who are trying to eat, plus easier cleanup if you use a toilet. Also girlfriend needs to learn how to contour that scene had me edge of the seat.

Edit to say I just got to the raccoon part and jesus fuck no one is ever gonna tell me they are cute or that shit again, savage beasts, to humans and munchies alike

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Huh, I hadn't realized jaqjaq had been diagnosed with rumination. Interesting. I'm going to have to watch this show. Sounds interesting (take a shot of Kate Farms every time I say interesting in a three sentence post).

Hold on, let me consult my Jaquie Before Youtube dossier.

In 2014 she had a gastric emptying study that came back normal.
January 2016 she was diagnosed with Cyclical Vomiting Syndrome, I think at Mayo Jacksonville. By February she claimed this condition regularly put her in the ER and by late Spring was saying everything from stress to pain triggered attacks of it.
In August she got a second GES and started "vomiting" within a few bites of the meal you have to eat for that test. The test comes back with 14% retained after 4 hours, which is normal by some counts and very, very slightly delayed by others, and this was while she was taking several drugs that slow digestion.
Mayo reviewed the test results and between the "vomiting" immediately and lack of significantly delayed digestion, diagnosed her with decreased gastric accommodation and rumination in November. She was supposed to do breathing exercises but never mentioned them after announcing it.
In December she got her port. Went to a GI doc who told her that while her results showed gastroparesis it was not clinically significant and agreed that she had rumination disorder. She rejected this and instead got tested for MALS at a different doctor, which she claimed to have but be too fragile for the surgery. Then she dropped it for a while because she was too excited about her port and anaphylaxis.

Early winter 2017 she started daily vlogs. Most of these were about mast cell/anaphylaxis, getting IVIG, and sometimes POTS or narcolepsy. She started really talking about GP in late spring and by then she had her concierge doctor and an official diagnosis. She got tube-chan June 1 and the rest is history.

Speaking of Jaquie, here's Sarah-Jean failing to be more like her dearly departed hero.

DO NOT TURN UP THE VOLUME. Her shitty editing means that her theme song is nearly silent and I, being the eternal dumbass that I am, turned up my headphones and almost blew out my ear drums when it abruptly went up to normal volume.
This is a very cringey extremely poorly acted scripted video with voice over.

Spoiler: summary of this riveting content

-Wakes up typically at 7 am but this day was not one of these days. Tries to stay in bed as long as she can.
-potty time. she uses those words but thankfully does not show us
-gets back in bed after peepees, watches TV on her phone, hangs out with dogs, fucks around on social media to "keep busy"
-lets her dog who has pneumonia give her kissies on the mouth.
-Flushes her IV
-Dogs go out potty. FILMS THEM SHITTING.
-Feed cats, dogs, Yoda
-Eats half a bagel because she's not quite hungry, might eat the other half later. Needs food to take her pills. Eats outside.
-Takes her pills with soda which bothers me on some level I was unaware existed.
-"I'm a morning person as much as I am a night time person" bitch you do nothing all day every day, it's real easy to be both when you don't do anything.
-Usually she sleeps nude. That's the only difference between her normal day and today. 98% of the time she has a smoothie for breakfast but she's out of fruit
-Has to clean her room and make her bed. Her OCD means this takes foreeevverrrrr and she cut a lot so we didn't see how long it takes. This from the bitch who vomited all over it and left it that way.
-Needs background noise at all times
-Brush teeth with Dr. Bronner's toothpaste, getting ready for another exciting day of doing fuck all
-Waters her garden, does her hair, pets her cat, pets her dog, vacuums, drinks more soda to take more pills, all in silence
-feeling quite dizzy, needs to rest and eat chips and guacamole and start her infusion
-rubs hand sanitizer all the way up her arms several times per day
-warrior pose with IV pump, same long montage of starting her fluids she plays in nearly every video, another terrible pose with the pump
-"I love being mobile!"
-Things don't always work out, just because she did things today she might not be able to do it that way another day. Today she's doing her cromolyn late because she forgot. She's very upset because she forgot this. She never forgets! Alzheimer's Saga when?
-Even more soda.
-Lunch time, fake chicken tendies dipped in ketchup and mayonnaise
-fucks around on a phone, rocks in a hammock, picks vegetables with evildad
-Dogs escaped, rolled in stuff, need a bath. After wants to take Freckles for a walk and "have a drink with freckles" aka bring her fakeservice dog to a bar so she can lean on her when she's drunk
-Eats an ice cream bar. "Dessert before dinner? Oh my!"
-Fake beef burrito for dinner. I swear if she doesn't have some faux meat product in her food she cannot exist. I don't know of a single other vegan who is this dependent on fake meat and dairy products. I tried to find one on instagram and almost all of the vegan instafags were eating tons of fruit and vegetables and whole grains, sometimes tofu or tempeh, and only occasionally the faux meats.
-Disoriented. Felt tired and sluggish, passed out (took a nap), missed her evening meds because of this.
-Dramatic clearing throat and pretending to be sick scene while her infusion pump beeps at her
-Usually does swing yoga, uses old clip because she didn't do it today
-Doesn't force Freckles to go out because of extreme pain in her stomach and belly, her upper stomach and constipation and her hand was killing her but she doesn't have a heating pad so she laid on the couch. Takes her night meds. Goes to bed.

edit: fixed dumb grammar mistakes

 

[ragonastick]

About Lashay from Diagnosis, on FB her mother claims she also has MCAS now.

That family was so weird. The mother definitely has a hand in this and they're claiming they avoided treatment for rumination due to distrusting doctors. Idk if I had experienced daily vomiting for two years and got offered a treatment that had a high chance of working, I'd do that immediately. Even if I had had bad experiences with doctors saying "it's psychosomatic lol go home" before. Basically they ended up saying "you're giving us this diagnosis (rumination) but we don't want it. Thank u, next".

ETA: yeah with how controlling the mom seems, refusing treatment for her daughter, and Lashay saying she doesn't even know all the meds she's taking (her mom gives them to her)... it seems suspicious.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Speaking of Jaquie, here's Sarah-Jean failing to be more like her dearly departed hero.

Thank you for watching these videos so we don't have to. Appreciate ya.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

About Lashay from Diagnosis, on FB her mother claims she also has MCAS now.

That family was so weird. The mother definitely has a hand in this and they're claiming they avoided treatment for rumination due to distrusting doctors. Idk if I had experienced daily vomiting for two years and got offered a treatment that had a high chance of working, I'd do that immediately. Even if I had had bad experiences with doctors saying "it's psychosomatic lol go home" before. Basically they ended up saying "you're giving us this diagnosis (rumination) but we don't want it. Thank u, next".

ETA: yeah with how controlling the mom seems, refusing treatment for her daughter, and Lashay saying she doesn't even know all the meds she's taking (her mom gives them to her)... it seems suspicious.

lol of course she does.

Thank you for watching these videos so we don't have to. Appreciate ya.

I wish I could say it’s a sacrifice but fuck me, I can’t help myself. I now understand the appeal of shit like Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, because I can’t wait to find out what this dumb, cringey, entitled, useless fuckwit says and does on today’s episode.

She’s the Walmart version of Chronically Jaquie’s clones, for when you can’t afford a concierge doctor and are too transparently batshit fuck crazy pants to get a spouse to enable you, too old to pull off the dependent on daddy schtick without looking like a horrifying waste of carbon, too unpleasant to pull off the sweet suffering Christian persona, too fat to pass for an Ana-Chan, and way too goddamned stupid and obvious to convince anyone you’re really sick.