Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

Hogar Grupal said:
I wonder: is Chris paying someone to write under magi-chan in those tweets?
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I can't imagine anybody but Chris being able to maintain that level of autistic word salad. The fact that he's desperately not trying to sound like Chris should indicate that it's absolutely him tweeting this.
 
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Translated from Tardese to english said:
Hello everyone, its me Chris-I mean Magichan. I'm going to tell you why the merge is still happening even after I've I mean we've been hyping it for like a year now. The earth is full of good people, and that's why I'm happy we're merging the universes together.

I'm not a murderer, if you kill millions and millions of bad people through your own direct actions its not murder. Don't blame me for my actions, blame my victims for dying for not being good people.

I'm a good person, I know I'm a good person because I know I am and nothing will ever change that. I care about all the billions of people out there, y'know, even the people who are going to die.

But, y'know, if I don't kill millions of bad people all of y'all are gonna die without me merging the universes. You don't want me to let all of you die? Then its perfectly acceptable if so many die by my hand. I mean, I could let everyone live but, y'know, that's on you.
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Is chris's narrative starting to sound psychopathic to anyone else?
 
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Tikbalang said:
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Getting real sick of these goobers who keep asking him the same dumb shit over and over. It’s like they didn’t even bother to read the “Dimensional Merge FAQ” he released. They’re just making him retype the same textwalls he’s been spouting for a year.
 
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Now that we know Chris has truly been possessed and "Magi-Chan" refuses to return her to her body, I say hiring an exorcist and someone with a cleaver is in order.
 
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Mason Verger said:
I can't imagine anybody but Chris being able to maintain that level of autistic word salad. The fact that he's desperately not trying to sound like Chris should indicate that it's absolutely him tweeting this.
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C'mon, 'Magi-Chan' even wrote: 'But, I digress.' A dead giveaway - it's a phrase Chris always deploys when he's trying to sound all intellectual and fancy, like.

Also, Magi-Chan Chris, you're not a mass murderer to shame Hitler or Stalin, you're just enabling mass murder on that scale. But you're a lovely, kind person, you really are. You fucking hypocrite.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
C'mon, 'Magi-Chan' even wrote: 'But, I digress.' A dead giveaway - it's a phrase Chris always deploys when he's trying to sound all intellectual and fancy, like.
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Haha definitely, but that shit was 12 paragraphs long so he's bound to slip eventually. Chris trying not to be Chris is the most mental effort I've seen him put into something in years.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
C'mon, 'Magi-Chan' even wrote: 'But, I digress.' A dead giveaway - it's a phrase Chris always deploys when he's trying to sound all intellectual and fancy, like.

Also, Magi-Chan Chris, you're not a mass murderer to shame Hitler or Stalin, you're just enabling mass murder on that scale. But you're a lovely, kind person, you really are. You fucking hypocrite.
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I also can't see chris accepting anyone else's work when it comes to his precious narrative. Nor can I see them kissing his ass this hard.
 
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I'd agree - with the exception of the Idea Guys' input. For some reason, Chris accepted that and has never really retconned/removed it. Maybe he really is that scared of their frikkin' moon lay-zurr.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
I'd agree - with the exception of the Idea Guys' input. For some reason, Chris accepted that and has never really retconned/removed it. Maybe he really is that scared of their frikkin' moon lay-zurr.
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Hm, good point. Most likely because their toons-are-real shit was so appealing to a man who wanted to run away from reality more than him actually liking someone else's idea. He also took it and put his own spin on it.
 
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that fucking ego. i swear to god, it is that fucking ego that is turning moderate followers to trollish people that wants to see Chris crash and burn. Im afraid that Bronycon 2019 did more harm than anticipated. Chris took the selfies (zoo spectacle) as a sign of respect and popularity and shit cook in his brain for 4 fucking days. Now back at ruckersville, still high off of his ego trip, he was blocked and "bullied" by cops and pizza dude. Now, Chris reverted inward, so that his all knowing egoistic hubby/everything that Chris ever wanted to be ( all knowing, manly, respected, powerful) can work as a front for him to drop his girly lovey bullshit and just be an overall egoistic dick.
 
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Real G said:
that fucking ego. i swear to god, it is that fucking ego that is turning moderate followers to trollish people that wants to see Chris crash and burn. Im afraid that Bronycon 2019 did more harm than anticipated. Chris took the selfies as a sign of respect and popularity and shit cook in his brain for 4 fucking days. Now back at ruckersville, still high off of his ego trip, he was blocked and "bullied" by cops and pizza dude. Now, Chris reverted inward, so that his all knowing egoistic hubby/everything that Chris ever wanted to be ( all knowing, manly, respected, powerful) can work as a front for him to drop his girly lovey bullshit and just be an overall egoistic dick.
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He was spoiled the first part of his life, so that is why he has an ego, because he expects everything to go his way and his "way" is nothing but good but 99% of the stuff he said over the years made him look more moronic and narcissistic.

Now that he has people giving him money, he thinks he is the shit when he isn't. I wonder how he'll spend the money of he is homeless once his mom is dead.
 
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Real G said:
that fucking ego. i swear to god, it is that fucking ego that is turning moderate followers to trollish people that wants to see Chris crash and burn. Im afraid that Bronycon 2019 did more harm than anticipated. Chris took the selfies as a sign of respect and popularity and shit cook in his brain for 4 fucking days. Now back at ruckersville, still high off of his ego trip, he was blocked and "bullied" by cops and pizza dude. Now, Chris reverted inward, so that his all knowing egoistic hubby/everything that Chris ever wanted to be ( all knowing, manly, respected, powerful) can work as a front for him to drop his girly lovey bullshit and just be an overall egoistic dick.
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I think we all want chris and his undeserved ego to be shattered. When we're teenagers we think we're invincible until something happens to teach us the way of reality. Chris never learned that, or refused to learn it. even bob's death didn't teach him that. I don't know if Barb's will either. Until that day, everything's going to run off him like water off a duck's ass.
 
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