Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Misaki Nakahara]

Not that ads are an issue when you pay for all your mobile games. I wonder how much he wastes on lootboxes.

Jack is TOTALLY the type of boomer dipshit who buys the $20 "micro"transactions in flavour-of-the-month mobile games.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Jack plays Pokemon Go and most of the resources are available for free, there's just one catch...
You have to walk around.

 

[Aaway]

Jack plays Pokemon Go and most of the resources are available for free, there's just one catch...
You have to walk around.

a 50 something year old man should not be playing pokemon go. especially not while they wear minecraft snapbacks and superhero tees

 

[Rabid Weasels]

But, why would you make these using a dehydrator instead of roasting them in the oven? Like, you don't make potato chips in the dehydrator, right?

 

[HM 935]

But, why would you make these using a dehydrator instead of roasting them in the oven? Like, you don't make potato chips in the dehydrator, right?

Generally no. I dehydrate potatoes for storage or to later use in say a scalloped potato dish. I think they'd break your teeth if you ate a dehydrated potato like a chip but i could be wrong.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

a 50 something year old man should not be playing pokemon go. especially not while they wear minecraft snapbacks and superhero tees

Imagine going to a Pokemon Go raid and Jack waddles up to you, keto-friendly deep fried bacon double cheeseburger in one hand, greasy iPhone in the other, face drooped to one side as he tries desperately not to drool all over himself

 

[arthurdaley]

Imagine going to a Pokemon Go raid and Jack waddles up to you, keto-friendly deep fried bacon double cheeseburger in one hand, greasy iPhone in the other, face drooped to one side as he tries desperately not to drool all over himself

It would be a miracle from GOD if he had the use of both hands

yeah he's just going through the motions at this point

doesn't give a fuck about editing, misspelling stuff, etc. like @AnOminous said its pretty obvious he's not making much money off youtube considering his videos only get around 5k views on average. he's basically just doing youtube to keep busy these days

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JACK

Tammy is leaving for work at 8 am. She shouts to lazy Jack sipping lukewarm coffee from a bucket whilst laying in bed playing pokemon. Oh, how Jack reminisces of the days when he had two functioning arms so he could watch PornHub instead and join in.

I digress.

'Jack, I really need you to do some stuff around the house today'

'Yes dear'

'No jack, I really mean it'.

'Yes dear'

JACK SURFACES FROM BED AT 1.00 PM. EATS TWO WHOLE CHICKENS HE COOKED 'MEDIUM RARE' THREE DAYS PREVIOUSLY AND THEN SPENDS A TOTAL OF 14 MINUTES SHOOTING A SHIT VIDEO AND A FURTHER 14 MINUTES EDITING IT. THEN RETURNS TO HIS FAVOURITE PAST TIME, EATING MORE CHICKEN.

Tammy returns.

'FOR FUCKS SAKE Jack!!!!!! You have done fuck all again today!'

'Tammy darling, I spent all day shooting a home run of a video on the $300 air fryer you kindly bought from me. Then I had to edit it. I have not even stopped to eat. I will do your work and gods work tomorrow.' Oh Tammy darling, and what's for dinner I am starving

Sleep and then repeat.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

You could pay to watch his behind-the-scenes videos… or you can allow him to upload them to his channels, where anyone can watch them for free. Whatever.

Have fun with this. Add a McDonald’s bacon cheeseburger and even more ice cream desserts to the mountain of shit they’ve stuffed their bodies with over the course of this tour.

Edit: The Racism with Jack portion of the video takes place around the 17-minute mark.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Has Jack ever made a Burger with onions and mushrooms on it?

 

[Gladatha]

You could pay to watch his behind-the-scenes videos… or you can allow him to upload them to his channels, where anyone can watch them for free. Whatever.

Have fun with this. Add a McDonald’s bacon cheeseburger and even more ice cream desserts to the mountain of shit they’ve stuffed their bodies with over the course of this tour.

Edit: The Racism with Jack portion of the video takes place around the 17-minute mark.

Also the lady explains what a stroopwafel is in pretty good detail and Jack is so zoned out he doesn't catch it and makes her explain again...

 

[moseph.jartelli]

You could pay to watch his behind-the-scenes videos… or you can allow him to upload them to his channels, where anyone can watch them for free. Whatever.

Have fun with this. Add a McDonald’s bacon cheeseburger and even more ice cream desserts to the mountain of shit they’ve stuffed their bodies with over the course of this tour.

Edit: The Racism with Jack portion of the video takes place around the 17-minute mark.

Holy fucking boomer. I'd love to see him dropped off in Detroit or Baltimore at night.

 

[Aaway]

Behind The Scenes - Burger Wars Tour 2019

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-right after they leave home jack noticed he forgot his license and the judging sheets at home
2:52: lazy ass jack starts talking about how he hopes there are self-driving cars soon so he doesn't have to drive anymore. "the car companies do not want us to have that."
4:26: "i just pulled into a local mcdonalds.....to use the restroom." sure jack. next scene shows them eating ice cream.
8:00: they end up ordering a burger and shake because jack claims the owners of that mcdonalds wanted to be a part of the burger wars
11:38: lady from mcdonalds finishes up explaining what a stroopwafel is. jack one second later: "so what's a stroopwafel again?"
12:39: jack laments about how he can't finish the entire shake himself because he's diabetic and would "probably go into a coma."
14:07: they arrive at sidestreet burgers. jack: "so where are we parking?" tammy "uhh...in front."
16:55: they're driving through downtown ATL and jack films a group of black guys talking. "you strike that deal."
17:11: jack "i haven't been downtown any town in a while....its weird." lol
17:34: they all get a huge kick out of some guy who clearly dropped something down the sewer and is trying to get it out
18:50: all the "see who ended up in the hospital" saga finally culminates with a picture of gina that flashes for a couple seconds stating she found a restroom at the hospital

 

[Gladatha]

Behind The Scenes - Burger Wars Tour 2019

BECOME A MEMBER OF COOKING WITH JACK SHOW AND GET EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO VIDEOS OTHERS DON'T SEE. PLUS ACCESS TO LIVE CHATS WITH ME. http://bit.ly/2HRuYpW THREE...

www.youtube.com

-right after they leave home jack noticed he forgot his license and the judging sheets at home
2:52: lazy ass jack starts talking about how he hopes there are self-driving cars soon so he doesn't have to drive anymore. "the car companies do not want us to have that."
4:26: "i just pulled into a local mcdonalds.....to use the restroom." sure jack. next scene shows them eating ice cream.
8:00: they end up ordering a burger and shake because jack claims the owners of that mcdonalds wanted to be a part of the burger wars
11:38: lady from mcdonalds finishes up explaining what a stroopwafel is. jack one second later: "so what's a stroopwafel again?"
12:39: jack laments about how he can't finish the entire shake himself because he's diabetic and would "probably go into a coma."
14:07: they arrive at sidestreet burgers. jack: "so where are we parking?" tammy "uhh...in front."
16:55: they're driving through downtown ATL and jack films a group of black guys talking. "you strike that deal."
17:11: jack "i haven't been downtown any town in a while....its weird." lol
17:34: they all get a huge kick out of some guy who clearly dropped something down the sewer and is trying to get it out
18:50: all the "see who ended up in the hospital" saga finally culminates with a picture of gina that flashes for a couple seconds stating she found a restroom at the hospital

It was so Christian of Jack to laugh at the guys at the sewer and asking "Did he drop a quarter?"

If he really wanted to be Christian, he'd put his phone away, find a spot to park and offer assistance, rather than record everything, laughing at another's misfortune and then posting it on the internet for his handful of viewers.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

17:34: they all get a huge kick out of some guy who clearly dropped something down the sewer and is trying to get it out

Normal People: “Huh, there’s something you don’t see every day. I gotta assume they dropped something important, like a piece of jewellery, down there. I hope they can retrieve it.”

Great People: “Let’s pull over; I have something in the trunk that might help them out.”

Jack Scalfani, a Christian: “Look at these dumbass pieces of shit going into the sewer!”

Edit: Ninja’d by @Gladatha.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack Scalfani, a Christian: “Look at these dumbass pieces of shit going into the sewer!”

"Let's make fun of the misfortunes of others, just like Jesus would do!"

Eat shit, Jack, your next stroke can't come soon enough.

 

[JackDavis]

You could pay to watch his behind-the-scenes videos… or you can allow him to upload them to his channels, where anyone can watch them for free. Whatever.

Have fun with this. Add a McDonald’s bacon cheeseburger and even more ice cream desserts to the mountain of shit they’ve stuffed their bodies with over the course of this tour.

Edit: The Racism with Jack portion of the video takes place around the 17-minute mark.

If he really wanted to be Christian, he'd put his phone away, find a spot to park and offer assistance, rather than record everything, laughing at another's misfortune and then posting it on the internet for his handful of viewers.

I was so confused why they went to the hospital to pee... Turns out they're so fucking racist they refused to go to an Exxon or other public place in Atlanta because they were scared.

The first thing I could think of is that the guy dropped his keys into the sewer by accident. There are very few things that someone could drop into a sewer and be assed enough to crawl in and try to fish it out. Jack the fucking racist thinks it's a quarter because black people are poor. Of course they didn't stop to help them, they're black!

These are legitimately terrible people.

Edit: They got back from Atlanta and immediately got a gun. Sigh.

 

[captkrisma]

Looks like the Burger Wars crew got off around Edgewood in ATL. Not the BEST neighborhood, but it could be worse. The major crime in the neighborhood is property damage.

I also remember that there was another Atlanta staple that Jack forgoes for a fucking chain...The Varsity.

 

[Aaway]

Looks like the Burger Wars crew got off around Edgewood in ATL. Not the BEST neighborhood, but it could be worse. The major crime in the neighborhood is property damage.

I also remember that there was another Atlanta staple that Jack forgoes for a fucking chain...The Varsity.

i'm almost certain they avoided certain burger joints in and around ATL because the area was "bad" so they opted for chain places in whiter neighborhoods

also, just saw this on jack's fb. considering how visibly annoyed tammy constantly gets with jack i don't think this was a good idea. jack truly is the epitome of the american stereotype

 

[LordofCringe7206]

also, just saw this on jack's fb. considering how visibly annoyed tammy constantly gets with jack i don't think this was a good idea. jack truly is the epitome of the american stereotype

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Place your bets on how long it will take for one of them to go to the emergency room over an accidental gunshot wound.

 

[JackDavis]

Place your bets on how long it will take for one of them to go to the emergency room over an accidental gunshot wound.

"Accidental"