Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Lemme try to wrap my head around this autism: Christine married Magi-chan and made another Twitter account. To defend "as her husband"....
At this point, I'll just have to wait for the new and improved "Honeymoon Comic'.
Magi-chan comes off as a narcissistic, misspelling Tabula Rasa (blank slate).
If Magi-Chan is so "high and mighty"....why continue the pettiness over Brony Analysts and other try-hards?

 

[muh_moobs]

Chris doesn't make the blood flow, though, because he's a huge wuss. He talks a big game, but he's bitched out every single time physical confrontation has appeared imminent. Such cowardice displeases Khorne.

One day, Chris will get beat and bleed. Or try to run, fall down, and skin his knee, and bleed. Chris' blood is good enough.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

chris somehow managed to say very little in 5 tweets. All he said was; 'Megan didn't get me into my little pony or sailor moon, but she did get me into Soul Calibur and Tekken.' This is in reference to meagan telling him 'who liked Sailor moon first, who liked MLP first? stop copying me, it creeps me out.'

Oh, and Yoshimitsu is this samurai guy from Tekken who wears a skull helmet, which was enough to spoop chris, apparently.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[dacwcman68]

I still say Chris needs exorcising.

He needs exercising, too but we all know both of those won't be happening any time soon

 

[ghostyTrickster]

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No matter how many times he explains the joke it makes no sense in the context of the comic

 

[Pvt. Real G]

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oh no, magi chan has contracted autism from chris's body.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

oh no, magi chan has contracted autism from chris's body.

Not just autism, but also obesity, high cholesterol, poor coordination, poor communication skills, diminished intellect, poor hygiene... It's amazing magi chan isn't shrieking in horror of the state of his borrowed body.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It confirms Chris is the very first brony

Despite that stranger things refference being more of an in joke there were some male fans of the franchise in the days before g4, the difference being most of them where either subtle about it and didn't have Twitter and YouTube to go on and on about it, or they liked the show "ironically" and knew how dated and inane it was.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

It confirms Chris is the very first brony

Right Chris, time for some trivia then. Who was Woe-be-gone? Why did the ghost of paradise estate kick them out of their home and destroyed it? What was the ingredient for the smooze that Reeka and Draggle didn't get? Which well known actor who recently had a role in Dumbo was the voice of the Grundle King?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He really thinks the purpose of the documentary and Dillian's Sonic Insanity segments are to celebrate his life, doesn't he? Sad.

Chris thinks that anything online these days which so much as mentions him now is praising him. Look at the Chris-Chan Sonichu image on that Twitter post of Chris's. He's fucking face-palming at Chris.

Yet Chris wafts on, in blissful, narcissistic ignorance. Ho, as they say, hum.

 

[Tikbalang]

Now Magi-chan has to answer those three questions:

1. What made him this way?
2. What is the attraction?
3. What keeps us fascinated?

"Looking at the dictionary, find a rarely used synonym for the word I'm looking for" typing Absolutely

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

How long can he keep up this fucking charade?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

How long can he keep up this fucking charade?

Until the internet becomes too expensive for chris to afford.

 

[Mason Verger]

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"Looking at the dictionary, find a rarely used synonym for the word I'm looking for" typing Absolutely

Ooooh good, Megan's on his mind again..

 

[CraBman]

Ooooh good, Megan's on his mind again..

People he’s “connected” with are always on his mind because he could of had a beautiful relationship with them. And so he desperately tries to reconnect with that person because he doesn’t want to know he failed.
In my opinion, Chris is completely suck in the past because he had genuine good times with people.
I really hope he sees a therapist and improves on his life.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

People he’s “connected” with are always on his mind because he could of had a beautiful relationship with them. And so he desperately tries to reconnect with that person because he doesn’t want to know he failed.
In my opinion, Chris is completely suck in the past because he had genuine good times with people.
I really hope he sees a therapist and improves on his life.

Chris is too far gone to improve his life unless some drastic changes happened

 

[A Money Creature]

Ooooh good, Megan's on his mind again..

Makes me wonder how often Megan thinks of him.

 

[Mason Verger]

Makes me wonder how often Megan thinks of him.

Probably every time she gets a friend request by some young danger haired rando. So at least three times a day?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Magic chan sure knows a lot about exactly what Chris was thinking at specific times in his life.

I bet it's a lie. Next Chris will claim he was a woman since birth and was saving money for a sex change since the age of two, but Snyder took it all.