DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Noob-Noob]

I fucking love this twitter account.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Issue is the crossover with these people that start spouting Wings memes, or Egg gang CAW CAWs just to hear Mr. Blackmans reaction. That's really the thing for me is them pulling tips and bits for attention from Restreamers and it's usually just Phil calling out the troll tips and then coming out in the end. These guys just want a GOTTEM moment.

I just like to shit talk in smaller restream channels with their little circlejerks that know to not try to get reactions from Phil with $$. There's no obnoxious rap, no text-to-speech bullshit, and don't get to hear the restreamers thoughts over Phil himself.

The text to speech and talking over DSP when he is saying something exceptional I want to hear is why I stopped watching Tevin. I honestly don't think Tevin really cares about DSP much anymore, they're like an old married couple who really don't pay attention to each other anymore but keep the relationship going out of convenience and lack of creativity.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I agree 100% on the “losing his mind” part. There’s something going on that’s causing him to act even more obnoxious and insufferable and even more weird lately. His answers to cheers and tips are just way more toxic than usual. And I’ve never seen him do these ultra-exaggerated throat clears outside of a week ago. You’ve got the bottle crunches straight into the mic, as well as the belches and snorts. Who knows what’s going on in that pig brain of his.

I think it is specifically about Tevin. Tevin hates when DSP does his bottle crunches. But more specifically when he does his "gratuitous" plug segment and his super disgusting throat clears, both of which he has emphasized lately. Tevin lives rent free in his head. Imagine structuring your business around someone who isn't your customer.

 

[ZehnBoat]

It isn't as though Tevin is telling his fans to go and donate to DSP. That isn't the case, and he has stated that people shouldn't do it.

yep
retards are gonna retard
tevin or no tevin
oh hell if tevin left and no one took his place phil's chat would still be full of "fans" to laugh and gawk at him
14 year olds pretending to be tough, throwing mom's credit card at phil
and wheelchairs throwing their social security at him to get back at the haters.
it is eternal

I fucking love this twitter account.

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i'm picturing phil listening to that one isis song going "hmm, yes, world music, i am mature aduhlt now"

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

It isn't as though Tevin is telling his fans to go and donate to DSP. That isn't the case, and he has stated that people shouldn't do it. The rough estimation is still that about 10% of DSP's tips and cheers are from trolls. Do you really think DSP would be in a better position with that extra ~$10,000 that the trolls bring in? Obviously it'd be better if they didn't do it, but the big sum of money that DSP gets is from his band of merry handicaps.

While that is true quite often when he says "Someone needs to tell him", "Does he know" or "I wonder if something" someone will go to Phil's stream and give him money just to bring up Tevin's point.
But that's a common between all detractor streams and isn't limited to Tevin. I find it also utterly retarded to give Phil money to bait him into saying some detractors name as some sort of achievement for random detractor.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[SowonNation]

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I know your legacy of posting pics of Phil has been going for a while now, and it's much appreciated, but..
HOLY SHIT, HE LOOKS SO OLD IN THIS ONE. This is what constant drinking + no sunlight does to you, kids.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

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His jowls look like they’re both deflating and getting fatter. What in the fuck.

 

[gaarashatan]

There was probably one thing he had over PewDiePie for awhile and was that he was a married man. Not the case anymore. Pewd news has been shitting up my twitter so it most likely has for him.

i dont see or hear pewds besides here. thank fucking god

 

[Prince Lotor]

This never actually occurred to me now that you mention it. Compared to his other photos, Jasper is just chillin' like a villain. It's absolutely not a normal photo. I don't know anyone who has a cat that would rest on top of a computer chair like that, with that look in their eye. Usually with that look there is some sort of interference going on, like putting it up there in the first place/handling it.

Comes off even more weird because I'm still curious if there is a bed chillin' in there still. Where else would the cat rest? How else would that cat be able to jump up there in the first place unless it had some claws to climp up it from floor level.

It's very strange he cannot make a normal group photo, or having the both the kat's in the picture. Instead this comes off as some found footage tier shit.


At this point I'm probably going to stick just directly to detractor vids because even trying to get prestream juice is unbearable.

Every fuckin' day: Here's his schedule for the week, here's the upcoming games, here is where he might finish the playthrough or talk about mundane side content to extend it, then here's his life fucking story of 11 years and how he got fired, started youtube, fuck youtube, full time streamer, needs your mandatory donation/tips/fuckall, pledge to my perkless patreon, let me tell you to tip me again, also let me take my time reading stupid fucking questions, then here comes his boring ass gameplay.

It's just not worth it bros. Will make you go nuts.

From the way Jasper's face is interestedly looking at Phil my first thought was that Phil was holding a treat to try to get Jasper up there. A cat with no front claws like that isn't going to feel comfortable climbing up to a tiny ledge covered in a surface that is essentially frictionless to his paws.

The other thing that's been subtlely weirding me out about Phil's creeper hallway photos of the back of his wifes head, besides that it's clearly a mannequin, is that Phil is always outside the room. It seems like there is only 1 chair in there, so the entire time Kathy is in there playing video games she is by herself. There is nowhere in there for Phil to sit down and hang-out with his wife while she plays video games, which we know she spends a lot of time doing. Also there is for sure a bed in that room. That room is as big as Phil's "Office" yet we are only ever shown the 1/3rd of it visible from outside the door, if these were pictures of Phil's office you'd only be able to see the loveseat and TV-tray table. The default level of their relationship is Kathy in her room playing video games by herself with Phil either in his "Office" doing the same or downstairs watching TV by himself. We already know Kathy doesn't like watching wrassling with him, so the only times they actually see each other are piggy's feeding time where he puts on World music to try to be sophisticated. Even living with his wife in the same middle-unit condo Phil is somehow still a shut-in from his own wife. Those two feel nothing for each other.

 

[Salubrious]

I know your legacy of posting pics of Phil has been going for a while now, and it's much appreciated, but..
HOLY SHIT, HE LOOKS SO OLD IN THIS ONE. This is what constant drinking + no sunlight does to you, kids.

I legit don't understand why DSP has a webcam at this point other than (1) that's what Twitch streamers do and/or (2) he's thinks getting rid of the webcam means that the trolls that make fun of him win.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

And as everyone already predicted, Mr. Views says Pewdiepie and his content are irrelevant apparently. You see Dave has literal thousands of people that make fun of him on a daily basis. Pewdiepie only has a subscriber count equivalent to 1/3rd of the US population. He's fucking dead man, nobody cares about Pewdiepie.


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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Yeah, the first individual to reach 100 million subs is irrelevant, while Phil is relevant because he has more videos and has been around longer. This line of thinking is why Phil got so angry at Jack Black joining YouTube and getting 2 million subs in a week, because Phil thinks that the prominent celebrity didn't pay his YouTube dues and doesn't deserve that much attention. Phil would repeatedly say "Nobody cares about Jack Black anymore, dood! He's not a real gamer like me!" when asked about it. Phil has been stagnant at fewer than 200k subs for a very long time, and you know damn well if he ever reaches that milestone he would brag about what a big deal he is. Just completely out of touch with reality. Remember when Phil used to try to take credit for PewDiePie's success by saying he was the "inspiration" for PDP making videos? Phil is the influential and relevant one, not him! Phil should be the one with millions of fans and making millions of dollars, not him! Phil should be the one who had a real wedding to an attractive woman, not him! Phil is insanely jealous of PDP, and it really shows with how pissy he gets whenever PDP is mentioned.

 

[Immortal Technique]

His jowls look like they’re both deflating and getting fatter. What in the fuck.

This one is just from June of last year vs that one posted. They're definitely sagging. They're sagging so much he's getting resting 'maddog' face.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

This one is just from June of last year vs that one posted. They're definitely sagging. They're sagging so much he's getting resting 'maddog' face.

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Not sure if it's just the angle, but definitely looks a bit more rounder.

 

[DankSydePhil]

Gout em

 

[N0thingICanDo]

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

I've never seen a man pay $10 to suck another man's dick.

Never seen Midnight Cowboy?

I legit don't understand why DSP has a webcam at this point other than (1) that's what Twitch streamers do and/or (2) he's thinks getting rid of the webcam means that the trolls that make fun of him win.

Not 100% sure on this, but I thought I heard Twitch Partners HAVE to have a cam, or prospective partners had to have a cam on or something along those lines, for what it's worth.

 

[SowonNation]

Not 100% sure on this, but I thought I heard Twitch Partners HAVE to have a cam

LIRIK? AdmiralBahroo?

You're probably right when saying that fresh/upcoming partnered streamers need to have a face cam. Can't remember reading anything about it, but it'd be interesting to see how this plays out if Phil were to ever remove his 480p miniature cam entirely.

 

[Dragoonism]

Checked out Phil stream.

First and only thing i hear is "lag", "that is not how you play the game", "doesn't work offline", "this is garbage", "i pressed the button and my move wont come out" and so on, why is he refusing to play this game for his rageathon?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

LIRIK? AdmiralBahroo?

You're probably right when saying that fresh/upcoming partnered streamers need to have a face cam. Can't remember reading anything about it, but it'd be interesting to see how this plays out if Phil were to ever remove his 480p miniature cam entirely.

MOONMOON_OW uses a camera rarely. Believe for partnership at all, is either have a pair of tits, and/or have a certain viewer average over so many days. Being gay and black helps for their diversity quota.

Networking helps of course. So if you know a dog who knows a dude who is related to another dude, you will get it faster. Twitch is a joke and they don't really go by their own set rules most of the time.