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SkippyLongbottom said:
Dude probably got some body builder calves from all that weight he carries while on his tip toes. All that protein from the sausages and frozen dinners.
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Dude probably got some body builder calves from all that weight he carries while on his tip toes. All that protein from the sausages and frozen dinners.
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having your feet pointed out isn't good for you
it's why people who wear high heels a lot have trouble walking without them
phil is probably so immobile that it sometimes hurts to walk like a normal person
that's pretty fucking pathetic
 
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Didn't Phil say he had orthopedic foam pad flooring in sections of his house or perhaps just in the bathroom was it? Installed to assist with the gouuu-uuh an old foot problem that is well and truly gone gone gone and ancient history and all the fault of his cursed pierogi-taliano genes. Beyond creating an actual physical safe space as a companion to the ahnline hugbox it could explain how he gets around on his tippy toes drinking healthy gin from his sippy cup without feeling as much pressure on his feet during a gruelling 20 minute pre-stream workout.
 
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harbinger said:
Phillip is the pinnacle of health and conditioning. He works his ass off nearly everyday for hours on in. When he’s not working he still gets plenty of exercise to keep himself in top shape. His diet is fine tuned to keep him at top performance. Considering professional sports athletes have an off season, I would wager Phillip could take any of them on with ease.
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Let me drop this real quick, seems to fit.

 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Let me drop this real quick, seems to fit.

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I’ve seen this clip before. I was thinking of this when I wrote that post. However, it just occurred to me: Does Phillip not know Mike Tyson was a boxer and that there is no hitting your opponents legs in boxing? So Phillip would box Mike Tyson expecting to win because Mike is “old and can’t move around pretty good anymore”, but would lose because he would be disqualified and he could stand in the middle of the ring, wobbling back and forth in a T-pose, yelling, “I didn’t know that! They never told me! How is that fair? I did nothing wrong! I did everything correct!”
 
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Fuckoffdad said:
Didn't Phil say he had orthopedic foam pad flooring in sections of his house or perhaps just in the bathroom was it? Installed to assist with the gouuu-uuh an old foot problem that is well and truly gone gone gone and ancient history and all the fault of his cursed pierogi-taliano genes. Beyond creating an actual physical safe space as a companion to the ahnline hugbox it could explain how he gets around on his tippy toes drinking healthy gin from his sippy cup without feeling as much pressure on his feet during a gruelling 20 minute pre-stream workout.
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I was looking for this, and yes, he has a whole bunch of mats in his kitchen because his feet "HURT walking on hardwood" but it's more for Leanna because she's in there cooking all the time.

But then I found this.
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Phil and Leanna bought two boring "pieces of art" to hang on the staircase. See those black things? They're rubber sticky pads that he bought because that's how he always hung his videogame shit in Connecticut. He then gets pissy that because it's humid and the condo has "some kind of laminate" paint that the glue won't stick to. Not glossy paint. Laminate paint. I don't know how this dude survived to his 30s.

Also, I remember someone upthread talking about his cement slab backyard, but that's charitable. This is worse than a prison yard. Imagine raising a kid and THIS is where they can play.
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