how much weight I've gained....8/27/2019

[LightEmittingDiode]

Makes 2 sandwiches
“Calm down, people know what works for them with losing weight”
Bitch you is the size of a grizzly bear, this is obviously not working for you
Stop eating so many damn sandwiches

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Clickbait, per usual.

I wonder how long she sat there, clicking "Randomly Pick Winner" over and over and over again until a positive comment (with ONE like) popped up.
Out of almost 4k comments, I'm guessing forever.

The amount of denial she is in about her health is frightening. Once again, it's never because she's SIX HUNDRED FUCKING POUNDS.

She has low energy because she's anemic. She doesn't have high blood pressure, it's borderline. It's not sleep apnea that's causing her severe lack of sleep, she just needs to take a supplement like melatonin. It's weird that people don't think it works because A LOT of people have told her to take it. On the other hand, low carb is just trendy, there's definitely no proof that is aides in weight loss.

She insists on tip-toeing around her declining health and I'm just waiting for that catastrophic event that's going to snap her out of her delusion

 

[DuckSucker]

You know, she might really be anemic. I've suspected for a while that she's Vitamin C deficient, and that can inhibit iron absorption.


Or maybe try practicing good sleep hygiene? No, god forbid she change her behavior, just chow down on some pills instead!

You mentioning that reminded me Ive read somewhere that scurvy is actually reappearing in some people because they dont get enough vitamin C, which is primarily found in fresh fruits and (cruciferous) vegetables. Orange juice is bad for you, but I think we just found out why our gorl was so concerned that the doctor's plan wasnt letting her eat enough of her favorite helffy "natural" foods like sasame ginger coconut bars. Ginger and coconut are fruits right?

That said, I read the title and was wondering if she may be leading up to a controversial admission that she's somehow getting weight loss surgery. I doubt it, but I wont write it off. It's probably something benign like her hanging out with Destiny but she's so butthurt by people prodding her ego that she spilled it early.

 

[Kukkamaaria]

I don't get it. Why is she crying over Eric's uploaded video? Because of full bodyshots? She just had her walking/waddle video that showed the whole glorious mountain of her body. Am I missing something?

 

[DubbleBubble]

So I'm to believe that a medical professional of any kind looked at this gasping for air butter puddle on their couch and said "You're healthy, just big"... REEEEEEALLY NOW? Nope, no physical, no mentals, no issues at all! Whew it's good that was so convenient, is it cheesecake factory mukbang time now?

I don't believe shit that comes out of this thing's mouth. That aint no 5 pounds weight gain, that jumbo extra-fat American size jar of mayo aint lasting more than a week and she most definitely has not been told she's healthy by ANY professional.

 

[Haesindang Park]

It's obviously from all the twerking she does as part of her daily workout routine.

At her size, her ass cheeks clap when she walks.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Here's my spit take real time notes, not really a recap but just calling out the interesting to me tidbits in case we missed anything.

complexion is the worst we've seen it IMO
"needs melatonin" --needs some sleep apnea mask probably and less sugar caffeine etc
"Just woke up from a nap" ---MORE NAPS from the NEVER-NAP
Increased dosage--where are we on the timeline
Doctor said she "may be anemic". Dr Lesbian Sleepover says "Um bitch you don't have enough blood to hit all the capillaries"
From minute 1 or so on in the CAR scene-- look at how the camera bounces. They're on a highway or divided roadway and they are bouncing all over. The Porkwagon's poor suspension is fucking BONED.
10 mg melatonin-- "a lot of people don't believe in it" BITCH WHAT?
instead of getting prescription, she mentions a drink at Wommart with magnesium and melatonin
Her psychiatrist said she needs sleep. YEAH NO SHIT
She's suggesting we try Arnold brand bread. (Truth be told I also eat and enjoy their products the rare times I actually eat bread). This is more virtue signaling though because of how healthy the breads sells itself ass
TRIGGER ALERT: she mercilessly smacks her lips for reasons I do not know.
"Honestly..such a great bread". She talks like she just gave a speech at Harvard's graduation
We've got the mayo...I feel like we are closer to Cucumber Boats
The cold cuts expire on Sept 21st so this could be closer to reality
Eats two sangwiches because she" missed her meal #2"
Brings back "Random comment of the day". via some cool website (Sleepover's note: I did not see any cuts here, but, I don't know the website..will inspect for tomfoolery)
Almost 4000 comments you guys on this video OMG
LOL "Beautiful N Blessed Congratulations" is the winrar
Amber replies and says ' thank you and appreciate the support' . I don't think she actually realizes the "nana wordie" was being a cunt taking the piss out of her. I love it
6:20-ish we start the compare of January to now in same outfit OMJESUS
She's pulled the shirt WAY the fuck down in the second version, arms are clearly larger, wingy-looking things
At 7:20 YOU CAN CLEARLY FUCKING SEE HER STOMACH HANGS LOWER AND HER SHELF-ASS CAN STORE MORE PENS DOGS AND JOURNALS OMJESUS
I'm not sure she understands what's up...
She ends with teasing a "I will have to do my weight and record showing me taking it".. Fuck me that'll be rich

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go be bulemic....

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She doesn't want to go back to the same doctor because she bailed on the weight loss group challenge at the office in January. She bailed because she didn't want to eat low carb and she doesn't want to lose weight. She doesn't want to go back because the doctor told her something was terribly wrong with her leg and she had sleep apnea. She's afraid maybe the doc watched her video where Amber claimed she revised her diagnosis to "pulled muscle."

 

[idosometimes]

Sorry to be unnecessarily harsh, but her arms give me the creeps.

She doesn't want to go back to the same doctor because she bailed on the weight loss group challenge at the office in January. She bailed because she didn't want to eat low carb and she doesn't want to lose weight.

My suspicion as well. It has to be weight related. I think it is more about just wanting specific tests and nothing else though, which is not likely with the doc she already saw even if diagnosis as "healthy, just big".

I don't get it. Why is she crying over Eric's uploaded video? Because of full bodyshots? She just had her walking/waddle video that showed the whole glorious mountain of her body. Am I missing something?

Sorry to again be unnecessarily harsh, but she is a goshdanged liar who tries and fails to imitate an actual human person. She has no shame, but wants her followers to think she does to keep them watching so she can keep up her two bags of Reese's per day habit.

 

[mekalekahi]

The entire shape of her ass has changed. It used to be round from the side like a queen ant, and now from sitting up against the wall in her bed for 23 hours a day it has caused it to slant pointing upwards. Also in the "new" body clip when she walks towards the camera she has to drag the right leg forward almost like the leg is fucking dead and just attached to her body .

So when she went to that weightloss doctor, did he not run any tests on her? I feel like he would have done blood work on her and said somthing about her fucking right leg at this point...

 

[novalins]

Hamber's skin is degrading further with every video. Soon there won't be enough expired makeup in the world to help her.View attachment 909000

when you’re so fat your forehead can be used as a visor

 

[bev]

I don't get it. Why is she crying over Eric's uploaded video? Because of full bodyshots? She just had her walking/waddle video that showed the whole glorious mountain of her body. Am I missing something?

It's bc she was being boolied for it and bc no one is allowed to feel sentimental except for her. The video was literally Rickie single-handedly executing a surprise party for Eric, and Eric being grateful/sentimental. But no, Amber made it all about her.

Yes, people were spamming the image; but it's strange that it was that one in particular she felt the need to address, opposed to the other recent shots from her own vids.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Side by side profile shots show bigger upper arms and a rounder more protruding gut. Enough there to easily account for an extra 30-40 pounds given how much fat she needs to pack on to actually appear any bigger at all. Meanwhile it’s the same old “I don’t know what else I can do to prove to you guys that I’m not 600 lbeeeeeees” A live full body weigh in? Fuck that! That’s fucking crazy talk.

Also the nerve of her to throw another doctor under the bus. A doctor who was supportive and encouraged her to join a weight loss challenge group at that.

 

[Captain Ahab]

To be fair, she could be suffering from major deficiencies. Her diet is crap.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

"Can't sleep because you're too fat, uh, I mean healthybig? Take a supplement that's known to cause horrific nightmares in a lot of people, that should help I guess. I don't care, do whatever fatty. You're not listening anyways."

- Doctor

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Phew it's ok guiiizeee'! She's only put on 5 elbees and any visual differences are because her fat is distributed differently, silly!
Ugh this cuuuuunt I just can't - we've all got eyes Albert...your bullshit aint working no more......

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

how much weight i’ve gained... - 8/27/2019 (Day 70 of this 100-Day Nightmare)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

- Hamber is about to go to another psychiatrist appointment, so it must be "a few days" after the last vid.

- Hamber is WAITEEN IN THE OFFICE. *smash cut back to the car*

- The therapist is INCREASING the medicine, despite her likely protests that the 4x initial dosage made her DUPRESSED WIF NO ENERGY.

- The therapist thinks the low energy BedriddenLynn is because of ANEMIA? Time to "schedule a doctor's appointment" for a blood draw/test! But first it's time to Doctor Shop because the "last one" said "you're obese but you're healthy"?

- She has BORDERLINE high blood pressure, NOT HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE YOU HAYDURS! (10mg is NOT "a lot" - it's a standard fucking dosage for OTC melatonin!)

- Therapist also suggests melatonin to help with SleepProblemLynn.

- "I've had a lot of people tell me not to take melatonin." (She also has thousands of people telling her not to shovel food in her fat face, but let's not quibble over when to listen to people...)

- Straight from "really need to sleep" to NapLynn making yet another appearance!

- BREAD PLUG? On a "gained weight" vlog where that won't be addressed until the last minute? Why not!?

BEST BREAD EVER: Arnold's 22-Grain Organic Bread! LiterateLynn gets to read words on a bag!
BONUS PLUG: MAYO! (It's LIGHT so that means it's cool for a-slatherin')
WAIT, ANOTHER PLUG?: DELI CHICKEN! (Did this fucking video just turn into a goddamed Eat With Me Mookbong?

- "Everyone has different meal plans for how they lose weight" (*checks title* But you DON'T lose weight, Hamber.)

RANDOM COMMENT OF THE DAY SEGMENT (with bonus cat hair-laden clothes):
"Beautiful N Blessed congratulations!" (See - it was picked AT RANDOM by a COMPUTER, you HAYDURS!)

- NarratorLynn showing us old video clip from January at 560lbs. And a clip from "now" (still weeks old) and a claim of "maintaining" the weight (except for the 12.4 elbees) as now 565LB, but no weigh-in.

- Claim of an "upcoming weigh-in video" with Necky recording it showing her ON the scale? (Will believe it when I see it, and even then it'll be highly scrutinized.)

TL;DR: No actual weigh-in, no real admission of weight gain. SKIP (unless you are dyeen to know about her sandwiches).

BONUS: Have fun randomly freeze-framing the "randomization" to get an idea of all the haydur comments she was SUPER lucky didn't pop up.

 

[Drama Llama 007]

So when she went to that weightloss doctor, did he not run any tests on her? I feel like he would have done blood work on her and said somthing about her fucking right leg at this point...

No, he wouldn't have done blood work. Weight loss surgeons in the US provide a free consultation the first visit. They go over all the surgical options, your medical history, prices, program requirements, etc. They don't send you for tests or to meet the rest of the team (registered dietitian, cognitive behavioral therapist, bariatric nurse, etc) until you pay to join the program.

 

[grapeslut]

In the background of the “recent” comparison shots, the bookshelf Becky was supposed to build that we saw in her decluttering video from a month ago hasn’t been built yet and is still in the same pile it was then.

 

[ADHD]

You mentioning that reminded me Ive read somewhere that scurvy is actually reappearing in some people because they dont get enough vitamin C, which is primarily found in fresh fruits and (cruciferous) vegetables. Orange juice is bad for you, but I think we just found out why our gorl was so concerned that the doctor's plan wasnt letting her eat enough of her favorite helffy "natural" foods like sasame ginger coconut bars. Ginger and coconut are fruits right?

If that stuff just isn't to our dainty gorl's liking, there's also chewable vitamin C. She should like that, some brands of it taste like candy!