Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

While I was looking on SA a bit ago, I grabbed the "Forums Cancer" avatar in case somebody wants it for anything:

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It’s weird how a place so sensitive to all kinds of idiotic shit is okay with using a picture of some kid with cancer to be humours. Maybe it’s okay because he’s a white male cistist racist or some nonsense these types use to justify themselves.
 
Another random thing I found while browsing through my random pictures folder labyrinth
(sorry about the quality, I have no idea why it's that bad)

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"FYAD Poster Triticum Guzzler" said:
its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.
proposal: i am going to make an environmentally sustainable yoga retreat in hawaii
reality: a y2k survivalist paid goons a “food stipend” to help me clearcut a rainforest, dig a road by hand, torture and mutilate animals to death on camera, and bathe in/drink from an improperly filtered kiddy pool that wild hogs shit and pissed in
proposal: i am going to make a fun zipline for kids at camp
reality: a goon spent tens of thousands of dollars constructing a machine that kills children, entirely by accident
proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum
reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins.

proposal: a thread about animal husbandry in the pet forum
reality: a moderator unrepentantly killed animals with ac/dc hadoukens and probated people who asked questions
proposal: a forum for “responsible drug users” and “harm reduction”
reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling
“my nigga have u tried lsd”
 
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The best are always the house building threads tho.

Y'know how you get some REALLY fugly structurally unstable shit in Minecraft (Especially the earlier versions where cobble was still considered a legit building material)? It's like an IRL version of that.
 
Ran into an entire page of D&D goons screaming about murdering CEOs, bitching about PopeHat for not being leftist enough, and occasionally lashing out at each other.

Wait, what. Isn't PopeHat angry quasi-libertarian first-amendment absolutists that ran an article about why giving literal nazis a voice is important?

How the turbofuck do you see that as leftist?
 
"If CD admits to abusing his kids again this thread should be closed. We don't need to watch him meltdown in real time."

So there was a spectacle of drama in E/N regarding a poster continually live-posting about abusing his wife and kids and the E/N mod, Bobbie Wickham, doing fuck all and continuing to chat up the thread. This has ultimately led to the poster being perma-banned and Bobbie Wickham being de-modded, but there is some mind-bending business in QCS about the affair courtesy of everyone's favorite FactsAreUseless.

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Daikatana Ritsu opened the QCS thread calling out the modding team for what the fuck was going on, with FAU swooping in to weigh in that the staff was apparently aware of the situation but perplexed as to how to handle a poster continually going to town on his family.

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Poster gets perma-banned, but things go on from there--Bobbie Wickham being called for de-modding. I hadn't been aware of business with Bobbie Wickham, but folks in the QCS thread go on to note that they'd followed posters around the forum trying to haul them back to E/N and had been the sole moderator there. Supposedly Bobbie Wickham had also been covering for a 'sexual predator' harassing goons outside the forums on discord servers and whatnot.

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Ultimately, Bobbie Wickham gets de-modded by FAU:
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Discussion has subsequently turned to folks encouraging E/N be shuttered since it's seemingly impossible to moderate. Discussion has also turned to discourse about how awful the admin / moderation team is in general.

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Do you have screencaps of the E/N thread?

A bit tricky since the post was so large, but here's what I snagged (putting in spoilers because it's a lot of images):

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Whoopsie daisy skimmed over the whole child abuse part!

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Bravo.

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"How do I avoid CPS?" bonus round.
 
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I don't see what made Bobbie qualified to so haughty. She (?) always was a huge know-it-all and very moralistic.

EDIT: The original post is very long. I don't think Bobbie intentionally ignored that part. I think she just read the first couple of lines and decided to go ahead and post.
 
What do you mean that two emotionally broken, unstable people can't raise a family together? Surely nobody could have seen this coming when a heavily abused single mother with an autistic son and mommy/daddy issues got together with a volatile piece of violent shit who ALSO has mommy/daddy issues.
 
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Every time you think he can’t be any more of a cuck, he finds a way to surprise you.

Supposedly Bobbie Wickham had also been covering for a 'sexual predator' harassing goons outside the forums on discord servers and whatnot.

That would be the now-permabanned ShadowCatboy. I don’t know too much about him other than he’d been creeping on basically everybody for years.
 
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Lol lowtax s health issues lol fucking Richard does nothing but shit post on Facebook.

FAU helped shapped the community which it seems he hates. When he said talking about the community is impossible what he should have said was it's impossible for him.

ZDR fucking Stepted out daddy lowtax got cucked off his own forums and FAU s personal life is falling apart so he can't do the job you know that's fine get another admin or two. Or better yet let the trolls out.

Anyone got ozma s phone number having her back would be an improvement at this point.
 
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