Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[yomamamasofat]

I may have gotten this completely backwards but I thought the paper ones were better than the vogue masks because the vogue masks don't actually keep irritants/ germs etc out but the paper ones do because they are single use. I remember we were all discussing it back when the munchie with the embellished apocalypse mask came up in the thread.

Don't have a clue personaly. I know they use disposables in surgery etc, so it would make sense that they would be cleener I guess

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Sarah-Jean update. Looked like a chimp out episode but alas.

-meeting with assistant hair and makeup artist for an upcoming wedding she's doing
-Has terrible heat intolerance, tries on a thick sweater because it might get chilly in the restaurant.
-EvilDad vacuums while she's recording. The audacity of this man.
-Goes to a friend's house to make sure the friend turned orf her flat iron before leaving the house. Wow, that's one of the first nice things I've heard her do. Weird, since almost every flat iron has an automatic shut off function, but nice.
-Parks in the middle of nowhere to record because the other mua cancelled the meeting because she has has health problems. oh please let this be battle of the munchies!
-Flips out over chicory flowers growing on the side of the road and picks some to bring home.
-Raining, sings that 'raining, pouring, old man is snoring' song wildly off-key for some reason
-cut to the next day because she stopped vlogging after the rain singing
-infusion day! But oh no! Her life-saving IV saline has no cap on it! Her nurse is like, livid! She could have gotten an infection! The company is "just going to grovel" – her words.
-gardens, makes strange noises at the camera while making this face for some goddamned reason.



-cut to her laying in the sun in a hoodie with her dog pressed against her and complaining she can't get her breathing back to normal. Going to rest for another half hour, feels really lethargic and needs to feel bright eyed and bushy tailed for her meeting
-Meeting with the other MUA in her heavy ass sweater in august.
-more yelling about flowers.
-Cut to home, in her sweater, outside, going to rain
-made packages. Health hasn't been horrible, but then realizes her delivery never came in for her IV saline. Called nurse. Nurse freaked out because now she has to wait for this life-saving treatment (i'm sure she was extremely worried that a healthy person who can drink starbucks frappés wasn't able to pump a liter of salt water into her arm)

The end. I was really hoping she'd be more pissed ORF over the saline delivery but she was fairly chipper through the whole vlog. Boooo.

 

[Maxie]

Sarah-Jean update. Looked like a chimp out episode but alas.

-meeting with assistant hair and makeup artist for an upcoming wedding she's doing
-Has terrible heat intolerance, tries on a thick sweater because it might get chilly in the restaurant.
-EvilDad vacuums while she's recording. The audacity of this man.
-Goes to a friend's house to make sure the friend turned orf her flat iron before leaving the house. Wow, that's one of the first nice things I've heard her do. Weird, since almost every flat iron has an automatic shut off function, but nice.
-Parks in the middle of nowhere to record because the other mua cancelled the meeting because she has has health problems. oh please let this be battle of the munchies!
-Flips out over chicory flowers growing on the side of the road and picks some to bring home.
-Raining, sings that 'raining, pouring, old man is snoring' song wildly off-key for some reason
-cut to the next day because she stopped vlogging after the rain singing
-infusion day! But oh no! Her life-saving IV saline has no cap on it! Her nurse is like, livid! She could have gotten an infection! The company is "just going to grovel" – her words.
-gardens, makes strange noises at the camera while making this face for some goddamned reason.
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-cut to her laying in the sun in a hoodie with her dog pressed against her and complaining she can't get her breathing back to normal. Going to rest for another half hour, feels really lethargic and needs to feel bright eyed and bushy tailed for her meeting
-Meeting with the other MUA in her heavy ass sweater in august.
-more yelling about flowers.
-Cut to home, in her sweater, outside, going to rain
-made packages. Health hasn't been horrible, but then realizes her delivery never came in for her IV saline. Called nurse. Nurse freaked out because now she has to wait for this life-saving treatment (i'm sure she was extremely worried that a healthy person who can drink starbucks frappés wasn't able to pump a liter of salt water into her arm)

The end. I was really hoping she'd be more pissed ORF over the saline delivery but she was fairly chipper through the whole vlog. Boooo.

For someone complaining of such awful hand pain that she is getting tested for carpal tunnel syndrome plus all her taping antics that is a very neat and tight braid she did.

I wonder what the home health nurses think of SJ? Do their eyes roll every time she calls? I know mine would for someone who gets home saline infusions

I'm assuming when she says she is getting a drink at the restaurant to tide her over until the other mua gets there she doesn't mean a Coke or Pepsi. For a self diagnosed alcoholic she drinks a lot. But what does she care, she has the magic saline infusion to deal with hangovers.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

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For someone complaining of such awful hand pain that she is getting tested for carpal tunnel syndrome plus all her taping antics that is a very neat and tight braid she did.

I wonder what the home health nurses think of SJ? Do their eyes roll every time she calls? I know mine would for someone who gets home saline infusions

I'm assuming when she says she is getting a drink at the restaurant to tide her over until the other mua gets there she doesn't mean a Coke or Pepsi. For a self diagnosed alcoholic she drinks a lot. But what does she care, she has the magic saline infusion to deal with hangovers.

I never even thought of how much manual dexterity it takes to braid hair until now (although I have deeply pondered how many breaks ALR needs to take when she does hers just because the sheer weight of her massive arm flaps has to be difficult to hold up).

I also couldn't make out what she was saying over the wind, so thanks for that. Now I'm wondering if there's even another MUA or if this was just an excuse to day-drink while claiming to be working on her utter lack of contribution to society. She didn't update on the meeting, arguably the only interesting thing that's happened to her in days. Could just be an artifact of her not wanting to work and therefore not wanting to discuss work too much lest she give away that she's healthy enough to do so.

Edit: LOL denied disability for the third time. The paper literally says "you are not disabled," Sarah-Jean. You're a lazy, stupid, manipulative child throwing a temper tantrum and breaking her own toys.

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

I was able to dig a little more about Emily. She apparently is on a cross country trip, and drinking heavily. No oxygen and giving off sketchy feelings. Also, thankfully someone has her sob story saving.

Spoiler

 

[Spicy Tacos]

5 years later - after release from hospital

This was published a month ago but it includes video of Justina Pelletier and her parents. The comments by the reporter at the end of the video are really interesting too.

While watching the video, it appeared that Justina can barely ride on that horse. Unless she’s faking for the camera, I don’t believe she’s truly taking part in serious equestrian events.

The lawsuit against Children’s starts in January. I hope the medical records are made public.

Does anyone know what recent surgeries she has had?

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

Thay video claims Justinas family was vacation, yet every other news article states she was sent to Boston Childrens in an ambulance for CT. I think their was muchasens by proxy in her case. Her sister does have a mitochondrial disorder and it is known for being genetic. They continued on going to hospital after hospital for surgeries and treatment but kept it quiet.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

She's a heroin addict and OD'd a while back. Ohio passed a bill recently that people at a high risk of overdose (or their friends/family) can get a rescue kit prescribed.

edit: she claims she doesn't use anymore but leak-chan said she relapsed on fentanyl recently (and took a lot of xanax and stopped eating)



I have three (personal, possible but untested) explanations for Florida's munchie bubble.

1) The fact that Florida is really geared for senior citizens and disability aids are really easy to find. Every drug store from Pensacola to the Keys is going to sell wheelchairs, shower chairs, canes, and rollators, often pre-owned and very discounted in the first case, and anywhere you go you're going to find someone using those aids. There are super long waiting lists to get ground floor apartments in most towns that I am aware of because the elderly can't/don't want to get upstairs. You're just totally steeped in this culture of ... disabled, sick, dying people getting sympathy and better stuff (like in my complex, ground floor apartments have massive fenced-in patios with enough room to comfortably have a barbecue with your friends or put a little wading pool out for the kids, but top floor have tiny little balconies you can barely put a chair on – rent is the same either way. They prioritize renting the better units to the elderly because, by and large, they're better tenants who are respectful of the unit, pay their rent on time, and cause no problems.)

2) The proximity to low-tier medical schools in the caribbean and mexico. While not always the case these tend to be seen as "last resort" schools for people who can't get into Stanford or Johns Hopkins – or anywhere in the US. They might be great schools (I don't know) but they're not attracting the cream of the crop, if you will. In the very small number of cases I've been able to work out which doctors are treating the florida munchies, they've been out of Caribbean or Mexican schools. Now I haven't done a formal survey to see the ratio of Caribbean-to-Mainland schooling amongst Florida doctors, so it could just be that it has nothing to do with proximity and everything to do with the fact that they doctor shop until they find the unscrupulous physicians who happened to go to those schools.

3) DISNEY. Whether you want to or not, if you live in central Florida the mouse invades your life. A lot of the munchie crowd grew up in upscale suburbs of Orlando like Windermere and Winter Park – some of which are so close to Disney property that you can see the nightly fireworks from your house. There's two things I think are significant here: One is that Disney breeds a mentality of eternal childhood. There was an old ad campaign that showed adults regressing to childhood as soon as they passed through the gates. This conflicts with the fact that these girls have to grow up and be adults and makes them find a way out of that icky stuff.

The other disney theory is that there's not really statistically more munchies in Florida. It's just that the disney world photos they post (like their service dog giving Pluto kissies or them with all their toys posting in front of the castle) are more likely to go viral with the 'I won't grow up!" set, so more of them become high profile and are therefore seen by us.

I'm curious about the background of munchies. They're overwhelmingly white, but what else? Did they grow up in religious homes, and is denomination relevant? Are their parents divorced? Oldest, middle, or youngest children? I want to know what made them munchies and not some other form of attention whore.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

new episode of the adventures of Sarah-Jean

-Home health says she should be able to use the bags they sent as long as she cleans the port thoroughly. If not she’ll have to infuse at the wedding because her days will be off (because she can’t possibly skip a day of her life saving salt water.) is openly plotting to give herself an infection then sue the home health company.
-Loud pump noises. Move it away from the mic you stupid cunt!
-Blows a vein, “so done!”
-Very ridiculous! Bad day! A bunch of weird cuts between scenes in about 2 seconds
-Not safe to drive, has to use cruise control because her ankle is giving her too many problems and she’s tired and hungry and waaaaah
-drops off 73 packages at Ronald McDonald House and Mayo.
-disability denied as previously shown
-can’t sleep because she can’t believe she was denied a third time. First time was all mom and dad’s fault ten years ago and she wasn’t that sick (this was when she claimed she was in and out of psych and threatening to off herself nightly). 6 months ago applied again. Just applied again. Now lawyering up. This is the kind of waste of carbon that gets what she wants just by threatening to sue anyone who looks at her cross eyed. Crowdsourced help from fellow munchies.
-god damn Sarah just @ me already. Doesn’t want to hear she was denied because she’s not sick, she won’t even read it. They want to only approve people who are missing limbs or blind. Everyone gets denied eight times!!
-rested, watch tv, evildad kept interrupting her and she couldn’t sleep a second, poor angel. Eating chips, has the munchies, dropping everything.
-Not giving up the fight for her rightful share of the fruits of your labor.
-might take her pet wheelchair out to get some sunshine, some Vitamin C. Hey dumbfuck. It’s vitamin D, and you almost definitely get enough with all the outdoor adventures you have while claiming to be critically ill

She’s definitely going for the port again which is going to be great. She munched her way out of it last time.

 

[Spicy Tacos]

Has anyone been following the Drake Pardo case? I think his parents (Ashley and Daniel Pardo) are carbon copies of the Pelletier’s.

The following is the best article I have found.
Pardo Family CPS Hearing Scheduled for Tomorrow, Here’s What We Know

I’ve included a few highlights.

The removal affidavit reportedly claims, “Ashley has multiple physicians and switches doctors when she does not agree with their assessment. Ashley is exaggerating and lying about [her son’s] symptoms and conditions.”

Accordingly, it also argues that she “is demanding an unnecessary surgical procedure to place a G-tube,” and has been searching for a third gastrointestinal doctor after two others advised against the surgery.

As the affidavit claims, the parents had multiple GI doctors at Children’s, even firing one. However, Daniel said that the first doctor was not fired because they disagreed with his assessment of the feeding tube, but for other reasons.

Ashley said at the hearing that one of the reasons for the firing was because the doctor refused to visit Drake when he was in the hospital.

Dr. Dakil told the court that the doctor thought he was fired because he did not recommend the G-tube.

Some who testified at the hearing claimed that Drake’s health had improved in several ways: he had been successfully potty-trained, no longer needed his wheelchair, and was able to eat a regular diet.

There is a gag order of the Drake Prado case, but individuals on the parents side are ignoring it. They are actually revealing things that don’t look very good for Ashley.

For example, they talk about her first husband and previous incidents with CPS, but blame it all on him.

They bring up the CPS statements about Ashley saying her son has epilepsy, but they say that is a lie.

The whole situation is just so interesting considering the parents kind of caused this to happen. They filed a complaint against the hospital/doctor, which triggered a review. That caused the hospital to review the child’s medical files. Then they assigned the medical child abuse expert to review it too.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

The whole situation is just so interesting considering the parents kind of caused this to happen. They filed a complaint against the hospital/doctor, which triggered a review. That caused the hospital to review the child’s medical files. Then they assigned the medical child abuse expert to review it too.

Just like munchies often out themselves by complaining about the care they receive so do MbP moms out themselves by screeching. I think they think it legitimizes their claims that the kid is really sick and the doctors are cruel meanieheads if they can get the law/the public on their side.

MbP cases really upset me, but more than that the people who defend these cunts. Some documentary on MbP caught my eye the other day on Amazon Prime. It ended up being 100% "these are just concerned parents doing their best and there's no proof they had any malicious intent!" Yeah watch a CCTV of a woman laying on her infant to make his monitor look like an apnea episode, or spiking his IV with salt and shit, draining blood from his little body. Then tell me it's not real. I'm not saying it never happens that someone is accused of MbP and then it turns out not to be the case. I'm saying people already give mothers the benefit of the doubt that the child is really sick and they're doing everything they can for it, and if people start getting suspicious there's probably a reason.

Ahem. I'll take my top hats.

Anyway, I haven't checked in with my insta regulars for a while, but i'm glad to see Dani is on vacation. Good, she deserves it with all the hard work she puts into being a leech on society. Isn't going to the beach with a PICC kind of... not a good idea? Also dig the arms race in the second comment lol.


Her GJ tube is leaking bile.


She's sending herself love letters.


She's not embarrassed by her tubes! Yeah that's some munchie shit. Normal people who have a bile-leaking tube sticking out of their stomach would invest in a one-piece or keep their shirt on. No one wants to see that shit.


Ah... She's plumping up nicely on the TPN, which would not happen if she really couldn't eat like she claims because that shit's calibrated to your ideal weight which, despite her complaints that she was literally starving to death, she was at or near before they started TPN. But even when she was at Peak Eating Disorder, Dani would eat but purge. She's never been good at self-control, just damage-control. And while Amanda Winig aka Skinwalker has proven it is entirely possible to purge your TPN if you try hard and believe in yourself, Dani's lack of self control also means she can't commit to the extreme exercise habits and diet made entirely of liquid, drainable foods Skinwalker uses to keep herself skelly. She's gonna be the new Kat soon!

Literally starving need tpn. #loveyourgunt

 

[Maxie]

new episode of the adventures of Sarah-Jean

-Home health says she should be able to use the bags they sent as long as she cleans the port thoroughly. If not she’ll have to infuse at the wedding because her days will be off (because she can’t possibly skip a day of her life saving salt water.) is openly plotting to give herself an infection then sue the home health company.
-Loud pump noises. Move it away from the mic you stupid cunt!
-Blows a vein, “so done!”
-Very ridiculous! Bad day! A bunch of weird cuts between scenes in about 2 seconds
-Not safe to drive, has to use cruise control because her ankle is giving her too many problems and she’s tired and hungry and waaaaah
-drops off 73 packages at Ronald McDonald House and Mayo.
-disability denied as previously shown
-can’t sleep because she can’t believe she was denied a third time. First time was all mom and dad’s fault ten years ago and she wasn’t that sick (this was when she claimed she was in and out of psych and threatening to off herself nightly). 6 months ago applied again. Just applied again. Now lawyering up. This is the kind of waste of carbon that gets what she wants just by threatening to sue anyone who looks at her cross eyed. Crowdsourced help from fellow munchies.
-god damn Sarah just @ me already. Doesn’t want to hear she was denied because she’s not sick, she won’t even read it. They want to only approve people who are missing limbs or blind. Everyone gets denied eight times!!
-rested, watch tv, evildad kept interrupting her and she couldn’t sleep a second, poor angel. Eating chips, has the munchies, dropping everything.
-Not giving up the fight for her rightful share of the fruits of your labor.
-might take her pet wheelchair out to get some sunshine, some Vitamin C. Hey dumbfuck. It’s vitamin D, and you almost definitely get enough with all the outdoor adventures you have while claiming to be critically ill

She’s definitely going for the port again which is going to be great. She munched her way out of it last time.

Did it look like she did something to fuck up her own IV to you? Funny that she very carefully hid her IV site until it's dripping blood. Her reaction was bad acting 101 to me.

We know those saline bags are fine to use. They are filled under sterile conditions and packaged. She will definitely try to get an infection somehow. She really wants to use needing her precious saline as an excuse to fuck up the makeup or cancel the gig all together to prove she can't possibly work. No way she could run it overnight or anything.

Speaking of gigs, if a lot of her work experience was makeup gigs she likely was paid under the table and didn't pay into SSDI. BTW SJ, since we know you read here, I know people who were approved on their first try without being blind or missing a limb. But they were actually disabled, not just faking it.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I'm curious about the background of munchies. They're overwhelmingly white, but what else? Did they grow up in religious homes, and is denomination relevant? Are their parents divorced? Oldest, middle, or youngest children? I want to know what made them munchies and not some other form of attention whore.

Internet munchies? White. middle-class, suburban, non-denominational evangelical, boring lives. Kinda odd. Like they're churning them out of a factory or something.

I think there are a few paths that lead them to munchiedom since I keep noticing a bunch of this.

A failed high school athletic career is one. Shit got too real, you didn't make varsity, must be POTS and bendy bones.

Some seem to actually get sick from a real illness, but then learn that being a sick princess is the only way your friends and family will pay attention to you.

And we can't forget the concomitant eating disorders. Which GP is a nice cover for.

 

[Casket Base]

I checked in on our dear Ophelia today and lo! She was promoting the gofundme of a Miss Alaysia Hollomon. A refreshing addition to the overwhelmingly white munchie community, Alaysia claims to suffer from McCune-Albright syndrome which has manifested as fibrous scar tissue, fibromyalgia, *and* amplified muscoskeletal pain syndrome.


She claims to be in so much pain from her condition she needs a wheelchair in order to continue college.

Spoiler: gofundme page

In her video titled "STORYTIME; SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MY BODY (not clickbait)", posted on Aug 14, 2017, she spends nearly 9 minutes talking about some knee pain she had as a kid. Those are 9 minutes of my life I will never get back. Some takeaways:

-ballet dancer
-mother suffers a heart condition
-doctor said nothing was wrong with her super owie knee

That was it.

On Aug 23, 2018 she posts part 2 in which she explains they found lumps on her ovaries which were determined to be fibroids during a hysteroscopy which, in turn, prompted an MRI scan. Her parents were then supposedly informed that she had lesions all over her body. According to her story, as best as I can follow it, she was a kid when this happened and is now an adult so why it took her AN ENTIRE YEAR to follow up her previous video with such important info about her health is beyond me.

She says that's when she was diagnosed with McCune-Albright Syndrome and (her words) "turned to [her] dad and said 'I'm going to die'". Except...

McCune Albright Syndrome is a mosaic disease with varying degrees of severity. By her alleged maladies, she appears to be claiming to have such a severe form of it that she can no longer walk. There are many symptoms associated with it and those with the syndrome can express as few as just one of these. Perfect breeding ground for munchies and their theatrics.

I'm typing this out as I sift through her content and at 4:30 in her part 2 video she refers to her syndrome as "cancer". She thinks her alleged genetic condition is fucking cancer and is telling everyone in her family this.

I'm tapping out; here's her social media. Oh, did I mention she's a psych major?

Spoiler: links

gofundme
twitter @ tinybabydoll
facebook
instagram @ kits.corner
youtube kit's corner

Btw the most common and obvious sign of MAS is cafe-au-lait macules though to be fair to our black token she is very dark and I have no idea how or if these lesions would visibly manifest on her skin.

Spoiler: visible lesions

Perhaps an educated kiwi could enlighten me.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Did it look like she did something to fuck up her own IV to you? Funny that she very carefully hid her IV site until it's dripping blood. Her reaction was bad acting 101 to me.

We know those saline bags are fine to use. They are filled under sterile conditions and packaged. She will definitely try to get an infection somehow. She really wants to use needing her precious saline as an excuse to fuck up the makeup or cancel the gig all together to prove she can't possibly work. No way she could run it overnight or anything.

Speaking of gigs, if a lot of her work experience was makeup gigs she likely was paid under the table and didn't pay into SSDI. BTW SJ, since we know you read here, I know people who were approved on their first try without being blind or missing a limb. But they were actually disabled, not just faking it.

to be perfectly honest I wrote the post while the video played in a different tab, so I wasn't actually watching and didn't see her shit acting this time. But even so, I just assumed she had done something dumb to fuck her line up.

She's one of the classic cases of "if you don't want us judging, don't show it." Like with the drinking. She could down a fifth of vodka every night and just not tell us and then we wouldn't fucking know she drinks alcohol. If she didn't tell us she'd been denied disability a third time, we would have never known she got denied at all.

I wonder why she never uses her oxygen anymore. The canisters that were so important in February that she tried to sneak one through TSA, but admit she bought on the internet without a script? That was one of my favourite munchie toys she used to show off.

She's so bad at this. Like she wanted the wheelchair but then when she found out it was frustrating and annoying to be in a wheelchair (no fucking shit) she decided it wasn't as fun as Jaquie made it look and now she only takes it out to crash it in the driveway or use it as a sunbathing seat. She needs her masks to go anywhere but it annoys her to talk with one on so she takes it off, totally negating the alleged purpose. She can't commit to any lie long enough to make it believable.

 

[medicaidmunch]

Another good munchie episode was Nicole, who developed dysphagia and after therapy failed when she was a teenager she got a PEG tube "temporarily". Fifteen years later she still had it, never went back to therapy and her dysphagia got so bad she would carry around a cup to spit out even her saliva, openly chewed and spit out meals at family dinners and doctor shopped for opiates to put down her tube. Her grammar school aged kids even called her out for pretending to be in pain in the doctors office when she was fine at home, or calling multiple doctors to get opiates. Nowhere near as crazy as Linda but the sheer grossness of it made it real memorable.

I’m late af to this but do you know what episode she was in?

 

[IBrokeBob]

I’m late af to this but do you know what episode she was in?

"Intervention" Nicole (TV Episode 2008) - IMDb

Directed by Trisha Kirk. After being molested as a child, Nicole developed an unusual eating disorder--she was unable to swallow. By age 16, she weighed just 68 pounds, and doctors inserted a feeding tube into her stomach. The tube was supposed to be temporary, but 16 years later, Nicole still...

www.imdb.com

Season 6 Episode 2

 

[Cold Waffle]

I'm firmly in the "S-J messed with her IV" camp. She could have fabricated her pump issue, giving her a "reason" to film herself flushing her line. A semester of Film Studies has brought me to this:

During today's middle school drama club production of Sarah-Jean, Munchie Tween, our brave heroin heroine connects the syringe with her arm down and the IV out of sight.

As she starts to push (and the vein "blows") she holds her arm up so we can see.

She doesn't react until after her arm is held up so we can see it bleeding, showing that she didn't hold her arm up because she realized that she's bleeding. She held her arm up so we could notice that she's bleeding and so she could capture her super serious genuine reaction.

Furthermore, the dripping doesn't start until she holds her arm up, and there is blood under the dressing before the dripping occurs. I can't tell when she starts to push the syringe and I'm no medical wizard, but I smell a rat. Did she wait to push the saline until her arm was up, explaining why the drips don't start until it's up? I have questions, S-J.

However, in previous videos where she shows herself flushing her line (and the focus is on the act of flushing and not the line itself), she doesn't put on the same show. Her arm stays down the whole time.


On a day when she wants you to see what she's doing (like her "Day in the Life" video), she holds her arm up. This posture is S-J for "look at this thing," suggesting that she only holds her arm up when there's something specific she wants us to see. Whether it's a dumb zoom-in on her IV or a blown vein with gushing blood and salt water.

Thank you for attending my low budget, borderline-conspiracy-theory TED Talk.

 

[HotpieIsTheNightKing]

Yes! Nicole was incredible. And let's not forget Kristy the meth head, who was always nude and threw noodles at her poor sister. What a great show really.

Oh my God Kristy was hands down my favorite. She just went balls to the wall, like fighting her sister naked and shit, I wish I could watch a series on her life lmao

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Oh my God Kristy was hands down my favorite. She just went balls to the wall, like fighting her sister naked and shit, I wish I could watch a series on her life lmao

I've never seen this one, but her episode is available on A&E's streaming site and five seconds into the episode teaser she's naked and fighting and flipping off the cameraman. Now that is what I call quality garbage television.



(You have to sign in through your cable provider to watch. Dear parents, thank you for paying for an expensive cable package like the adorable boomers you are so that i may log into your account and watch people make extremely poor life choices.)

Just so this stays somewhat on topic, Nina Jean is so happy that those rétarded stickman cards that the munchies who fake autism love so much now contains an "I need a plastic straw because I'm special!" variety.