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SowonNation said:
Not gonna lie - Asmongold's comb over is fucking trash. Phil's running around with an exposed hairline 24/7, but Asmon can't own up to the fact that a comb over is the worst thing a man could possibly do, and his gf is somewhat to blame. Asmon confirmed on multiple occasions that his gf does his hair whenever he needs a haircut or whatever - so he's partially rocking the DSP-mentality here. "But Khet likes muh hair!"
Male streamers and hair loss - name a more iconic duo.
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Almost spit out my cola, that was golden.
On a sidenote, doesnt he have short hair now? You have a balding head? Own it, cut it short.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
On a less disgusting note, Phil desperately trying to turn Jasper into a mascot is pretty funny. I don't know where he got it in his head that streaming mascots are a thing.
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In all honesty, probably people like Tolomeo, who has a dog that is actually a stream mascot (more or less). I'd be willing to bet, though, that Tolomeo didn't do a $2000 "reveal" of the dog and start trying to cram the dog into everything. "OH MY GOD, THE DOG IS ITCHING ITSELF. NOW IT'S LICKING ITS ASSHOLE. NOW IT'S STOPPED. BACK TO THE ASSHOLE AGAIN. HA HA HA ISN'T THAT ZaAaAaAaAnY?!?!?"
 
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JESUS SAVE US!!!!

Put it behind spoiler cause I cant handle it.
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A troll last week (I think) tipped using the name Holden Caulfield, which DSP recognized as a literary reference but clearly did not know from where.

I've been pondering that name in my head for a bit, and the more I overanalyze it, the more I think that DSP really is a 37-year-old version of that kid. The cynicism, the "everyone is phony but me", the self-imposed isolation, the "adult life is complicated", the near incelness, everything seems to fit.
 
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I like the little speech quirk he has now where despite his insistence that tips are not donations, he rarely says he "made money" on stream anymore, he says he "raised money." As in "I think I raised enough money earlier to pay for new games."

Instead of being paid for his work or accepting donations, he "raises" "contributions". It's such weaselly lawyer jargon, like he legitimately wants to keep portraying himself as a charity.

He was also flat out banning anyone asking about the $2k and then blamed in on the restreamers who...weren't restreaming. As if independent people can't be curious about that.
 
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Wing Zero said:
This would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad. The roach is getting REAL desperate...
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If there's ever a time where I feel some divine sense of justice is spitting in Phil's karmic onion rings, its when he has to embrace the detractors for his pennies.

His ego was lucky Twitch rejected his O-Face emoticon, because I think the spam of that would have aged him five more years from damaged pride alone.
 
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The results from tonight's Judgement stream:
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According to Phil, it is unlikely that Khat will appear for the Halloween special event, but it is not out of the question that they will dress the inexpensive cat up in a inexpensive outfit. Also not out of the question that Phil's lesser known twin sister will make an appearance, or the frequently requested Kekon3 crossplay.

Midway through the second video from last night's Blackout stream, he paused the gameplay to briefly demonstrate what the 480p webcam looked like in full-screen, which made for an interesting video thumbnail. At the end of the stream, Phil closed the game to the dashboard and rapped with stream chat for a few minutes before clocking out. Gave a bunch of quick rude answers to the questions that poured in, and then ended the stream because "no important or intelligent questions" were coming in. He sort of touched upon the following day why he was feeling blue during Blackout, because "in two months the game will be dead, so what's the point in playing now."

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Boomer doesn't understand memes.
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Once again, Phil puts out the fishing line in a far-fetched attempt to snag a rich viewer to drop a million-dollar tip on him for all the years of entertainment he provided. It's disguised as a joke, but the tone of his voice is the same as when he teases regular paypigs to step up. "Yeah right, like that will happen, like someone would really donate one million dollars. Can you imagine that, haha." I imagine he's envisioning someone in wealth who never leaves the mansion, and Phil's streams serve as a portal and the only connection they have to the common man. They cry silent tears, because of their disconnect from an ordinary life, but Phil clues them in to how things are.

I haven't been watching much, but Control looks like pretentious boring garbage with obligatory "current year" quotas met. Phil has stated in the pre-stream that if Control is not your cup of tea, to not show up for the stream and come back later for more fun stuff. Somewhat contradictory to when he later complains that people are not showing up to streams because "they won't give the game a chance" and are "close-minded". On one hand, he's telling you to fuck off, the other he's imploring you to overlook your initial impression and show up to donate.

Anonymous Sega Genesis Mini gifter "saving the day".
"I got bills son, I got fucking bills. Out the ass."
meat_pistol_meltdown on thin ice.
Tipping litmus test.
"How does Wings of Redemption shit out so many memes."
Ignoring troll contributions.
The forest of positive interactions.

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I dont get it.
How many people he banned for saying "why am i toxic?" Are they getting unbanned?
Or is it jsut to bait the trolls and BAN EVERYONE who uses emote?

He is soo greedy.

"hey phil, you banned me a week ago for saying why am i toxic, you gonna unban me?
Ummm.... no. You probably said something else to tahts why you got banned ack ack ack"
 
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