Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

[Muscle Bra]

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Oh, dear GodBear - I knew Chris was *still* fixated on Megan but I don't think I knew Chris included her in his Hyperdimension Neptunia batshittery. If Chris is the Blue Heart CPU and if Megan is the Red Heart CPU, it sounds to me like they're pretty much fated to get together.

I'll bet Megan wishes that, all those years ago, she set up her own eBay account and stole her mother's credit card...

 

[troon patrol]

The fucking effort he puts into creating this world of magichan lore and he's too fucking lazy to restock shelves at walmart for a living or meet sonichu comic deadlines... This is why Null kinda gave up on him. He'd rather play pretend than do the slightest of work. Didn't the idea guy have control of a magichan account for a while?

EDIT, the next fucking time chris channels magichan, someone please ask him why he left chris as a balding fat potatoe girlfriend free troon, just word it nicer than how I did.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Oh yeah, he certainly has the "bulk up" power. He gets fatter by the day.

 

[King Kiwi]

You say that as if it would be a bad thing.

No, I very much wish this was a reality.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

This is all so dumb:

 

[Tikbalang]

This is too crazy. Is Chris trying to troll us? Is he trying to build a cult?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'She has a Very Large, Powerful Soul and a Big Compassionate Heart.'

Also, a Tiny, Bent Duck and a Deluded Autistic Brain.

Know This.

 

[Tikbalang]

'She has a Very Large, Powerful Soul and a Big Compassionate Heart.'

Also, a Tiny, Bent Duck and a Deluded Autistic Brain.

Know This.

Magi-chan is more of a yes-man than a life coach or a PR man

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Magi-chan is more of a yes-man than a life coach or a PR man

Magi-chan will always go to bat for Tranny Daddy.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Magi-Chan Sonichu on Twitter

“...it had to be done. AND I humbly and respectfully ask Everyone and All of You to please, Never Ever bring up those videos to mine or anyone’s attention. And any and all of those private sexual videos involving Christine Never to be used again in any future Documentary of her...”

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...it had to be done. AND I humbly and respectfully ask Everyone and All of You to please, Never Ever bring up those videos to mine or anyone’s attention. And any and all of those private sexual videos involving Christine Never to be used again in any future Documentary of her...

Wellllllll, Chrrrrris (just my animated series Magi-Chan voice there), it looks like I've just ensured that the JULAY!, All Star, Cakefarts, and Lesbian Audition videos are going to be seen even more than ever! How WONDERFUL!

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Magi-Chan Sonichu on Twitter

“...it had to be done. AND I humbly and respectfully ask Everyone and All of You to please, Never Ever bring up those videos to mine or anyone’s attention. And any and all of those private sexual videos involving Christine Never to be used again in any future Documentary of her...”

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Wellllllll, Chrrrrris (just my animated series Magi-Chan voice there), it looks like I've just ensured that the JULAY!, All Star, Cakefarts, and Lesbian Audition videos are going to be seen even more than ever! How WONDERFUL!

Thanks for making me choke on my sandwich. I'd forgotten how funny animated Magi-Chan was.

(SCIENCE and TECHNOLOGY!)

 

[Giovanni]

Magi-chan's posts are cancer. The capitalization...the nonsensical topic-drifting...the endless egotism...wait. Wait a fucking minute. I've SEEN this before, but where?

...oh my god.

What if Magi-chan is Donald Trump's OC, and he's seducing his mortal enemy, the incredibly-important and well-known Christine Weston Chandler, for nefarious ends!? Someone warn the goddess, the devil's work is afoot! The Merge is in danger!

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Magi-Chan Sonichu on Twitter

“...it had to be done. AND I humbly and respectfully ask Everyone and All of You to please, Never Ever bring up those videos to mine or anyone’s attention. And any and all of those private sexual videos involving Christine Never to be used again in any future Documentary of her...”

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Wellllllll, Chrrrrris (just my animated series Magi-Chan voice there), it looks like I've just ensured that the JULAY!, All Star, Cakefarts, and Lesbian Audition videos are going to be seen even more than ever! How WONDERFUL!

Imagine Magi-Chan twirling some Snydley Whiplash style mustache and going "Gwuah-haha, Daddy's finally getting his cumupance for pairing me up with that hermaphrodite!"

I love this idea that Magi-Chan's been behind it all this whole time. Easily the best thing to come out of this whole merge insanity.

 

[FightenGnome]

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Well, it's no less crazy, but I'd rather Magi-Chan dimensional rants where he makes jokes at/self owns Chris over "Book 13" and the Idea guy autism spergfest. This is at least, a little funny.

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I like how Magi-Chan has seen the different timelines and outcomes and claims that if no one called him gay that he would have these super goddess powers a lot sooner. Even MORE SO in the timeline where Chris isn't trolled at all. Yet in these "TOUGHEST" of timelines (lol) Magi-Chan couldn't protect Chris from trolls and thereby prevent the bad things from happening and causing the dimensional merge to happen sooner.

Indeed, Magi-Chan was the one Chris was talking too apparently, not Sonichu in his hallucinations.

You know who I think is the most underrated troll in Christory? The teacher of his graphic design class in Manchester High. Imagine if instead of telling Chris no, he let Chris put Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog on the shitty CD cover and we would never had Sonichu at all. That teacher making that one decision changed Chris' life forever and set him on this dark and silly path.

To the Graphic Design Teacher, thank you for the lols and for denying the Bionic the Hedgehog Timeline which wouldn't have been nearly as amusing.

 

[Gunslinger]

I'm shocked! Magi-Chan makes the exact same super annoying mistake when writing that Chris does--using "rather" in place of "whether". How can such a learned and worldly individual make this simple error?

Seriously though, of all his weird, autistic adjustments to the English language, this one bothers me the most and he does it frequently. Rather and whether only sound similar to him because of his speech impediment.

 

[Yop Yop]

So is Chris legit starting a cult now? I guess if L Ron Hubbard can do it, anyone can.

Well with all the violence and prophetic themes, sounds a bit more mohammed-esque

Edit: Muslim transwoman saga when?

 

[ZX 008]

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I'm shocked! Magi-Chan makes the exact same super annoying mistake when writing that Chris does--using "rather" in place of "whether". How can such a learned and worldly individual make this simple error?

Seriously though, of all his weird, autistic adjustments to the English language, this one bothers me the most and he does it frequently. Rather and whether only sound similar to him because of his speech impediment.

His ramblings are hard enough to follow as is.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Notice how Chris tried to make Magi-Chan sound distinct at first, but Magi-Chan quickly degenerated into speaking Exactly Like our CPU Goddess Very Much, but I digress and Be Safe.

 

[Fapcop]

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“I care about Christine to my very essence. I have, since long before she was born!”

To sum up: Magichan has been lusting after Chris for decades. Just the thought of what Bob was carrying around in his nutsack, would make Magichans heart pound.

When Chris was a little autistic baby in a crib? Magichan was right there, furiously jerking off.

When 10 year old Chris won the Sega Sweepstakes? The fire in Magichans loins was burning at the thought of that little boy becoming a woman some day.

Way to go on making Magichan a totally non-creepy dude that anyone can relate to, Chris!

Notice how Chris tried to make Magi-Chan sound distinct at first, but Magi-Chan quickly degenerated into speaking Exactly Like our CPU Goddess Very Much, but I digress and Be Safe.

Yup. I’m pretty disappoint.

Magichan was a blow of fresh air and wonderfully un-Chrislike in his first tweets.

Now he’s just degenerated in to random, unreadable Chris wordsalad, which is a shame. I was hoping he’d be able to keep the charade going a bit longer.