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It's cute he thinks he's "taking ownership" of anything. Guaranteed he will freak out at some point when people spam that emote (and when the smart non-subs just spam the phrase).
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Taking ownership of things he never created, and things he could never rightly claim, are what have formed the foundation of his entire livelihood for the last eleven years. This is nothing new.

I'd like to also point out the irony of the idiom "taking ownership" having a meaning of taking responsibility for something or someone, as well, being that Phil has never exercised that aspect of it his entire life.
 
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Meech said:
Uhhh does Phil have a licence for using our memes?

Especially to use them for illegal positive subscriptions.
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Of course he does. He owns the medium on which they were based (himself, and every word he says, regardless of the platform used to say them), just like how him buying a game gives him the license to use it to make money however he wants!
 
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Pargon said:
He looks like he just smelled himself.
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The slow but noticeable decline in his facial features is proof to him and everyone that watches:

Phil is not winning the war. The slope of his decline is long, slow, and annoying, but it bends toward his failure.

Phil is slowly getting eaten alive, physically and spiritually, from his lifestyle choice of being an infamous internet '''celebrity'''. Look at how badly the hatred and suffering has scarred his face. Look how miserable this cretin is. You don't get to be this way by being a normal, happy, late 30s man who loves his wife. You get this way by being utterly fucking miserable. By having absolute zero friends. He pretends like he can just ignore, ban, and goat-laugh his way from every single troll that comes his way, and that somehow he comes out on top. But he can't escape the inevitable. His miserable and ugly inside is slowly oozing outward.

Pigroach will not die with a bang, but with a long, slow, drawn-out squeal. Sit back and and enjoy the ride.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Nothing special sadly. It's the same shit over and over again. Seems like he will get fucked over, some secret donor shows up. Same story every time.
There is no more group like the SoK to shit on him, so it's just detractor streams causing exceptional individuals to troll tip him.
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Funny you mention that @Nigel of Ukip as I personally hold a lot of these detractor channels responsible for the idiotic "troll" tipping that happens into the DSPverse. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy MightyD a lot (as well as Snort Burnell's videos) but some people are too fucking exceptional and can't help themselves to give him money to simply get banned or shit on. Phil absolutely wins in this scenario and it's not worth spending upwards of $25+ on him until he finally takes the bait and says some lolcow worthy shit. He will say that shit nonetheless, he can't help himself. You don't need to give him money. If anything, not giving him money is the best course of action because his greedy little self comes out and can't help himself begging on fucking stream by mentioning bills and the cost of games.

Anybody looking for their five seconds of game to appear on a Snort Burnell video or have a little segment done on you in a Tevin stream because you are an exceptional individual in chat needs to chill the fuck out; although @actually has shown that troll tipping never constitutes the majority of Phil's donations, they're still a sizeable percentage that shouldn't exist in the first place. Why the fuck are you donating money to a guy you're waiting to see crash and burn publicly? How does this even make sense?

You really want to troll Phil? Then don't donate. Let him squirm. Let him beg. Let him make a shameless fool out of himself. Donating to him means you're letting Phil win.

To anybody lurking on the Farms and donating money to troll him: stop. Just fucking stop. You're just embarrassing yourself at this point and you're not fucking funny. You're fucking retarded and deserve to be in the wheelchair gang.
 
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dsp when asked if he misses the old days of being able to trade in your games: "there were positive and negatives, the positive was the money (obviously) and the negative was that you had to go to the store" or something among those lines

i can understand how much of a fucking chore is for someone to go to the store to trade in their game when they bitch about how they have to go grocery shoping once a week
 
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PeeAndPooLover69 said:
dsp when asked if he misses the old days of being able to trade in your games: "there were positive and negatives, the positive was the money (obviously) and the negative was that you had to go to the store" or something among those lines

i can understand how much of a fucking chore is for someone to go to the store to trade in their game when they bitch about how they have to go grocery shoping once a week
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At this point there really is no reason to do it other than laziness. Day 1 views are a thing of the past. Hell multiple times this year he hasn't started games on release day. Stop by the store, should be really easy since you're probably already at the mall, return your finished games, and buy your new ones. Keep ones you think you could cash in on dlc or give them to Kat so you aren't buying 2 copies of the same game in the same house. Eh whatever, just talking to a brick wall at this point.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
At this point there really is no reason to do it other than laziness. Day 1 views are a thing of the past. Hell multiple times this year he hasn't started games on release day. Stop by the store, should be really easy since you're probably already at the mall, return your finished games, and buy your new ones. Keep ones you think you could cash in on dlc or give them to Kat so you aren't buying 2 copies of the same game in the same house. Eh whatever, just talking to a brick wall at this point.
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Not to mention if he really, REALLY need the money, he would do anything to spend less... unless you need to stand up from the couch ofcourse.
 
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