Kiwi Farms interview with the "journalist" who interviewed Jace

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

Mr. Baron, do you really think the authorities needed your help exposing the truth?

 

[TM Ambrose]

Why do you consider yourself a journalist?

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Do you have a lolcow?

 

[blackie toy]

Reuben, at what age did you stop believing in Santa Claus?

 

[ShavedSheep]

So you, Wu, and the SJW crew, actually think the police give a fuck about someone making threats on the internet? Did you just recently get computers or what?

 

[ATM]

Hey dude, loved the article. Who's your favourite iDOLM@STER?

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Did Mr. Wu put you up to this interview? You appeared to be out of your comfort zone.

 

[forbidden cumlord]

Reuben, at what age did you stop believing in Santa Claus?

Santa isn't part of Chanukkah tradition

 

[stets]

How much lasting damage to your career do you expect after getting steamrolled in an interview by a schizophrenic pothead? Do you really expect that even a minor city paper will want to hire you for anything other than sweeping the floors after listening to this? Did you really expect that your name would not be attached to this clusterfuck for the rest of your life? How long do you expect until this interview is presented on the first day of every Interviewing 101 class in every journalism school as an example of how not to conduct an interview?

 

[blackie toy]

Mr. Baron (sorry, may I call you Reuben?), can you tell me whether you received any money or other benefit from Brianna Wu in the last six months? Your interview, as well as your final article, left that question rather conspicuously unanswered.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Reuben, at what age did you stop believing in Santa Claus?

Reuben's dad: "Oy vey Esther, I gotta tell my meshuganah son not to kvetch with the goyim. He can never tell them Santa isn't real."

 

[sonichufan]

Essentially: I'm not a journalist but I pretended to be one in an attempt to defend my personal friend.

Do you feel even one iota of shame for what you just did? You realize that you inadvertently proved one of the main arguments gamergaters use, right? The thing you say they are full of shit about, you just did. Holy fuck, do you anti-ggers realize how hard you're making it to defend you guys?

Allow me to, if I may, let me preface this by asking why you thought it was a good idea to post this thing completely unedited?

Because he realized Jace recorded the thing and was going to upload it anyways once he posted his cleaned up libel. Once he realized nobody was taking his impotent threats about breaking surveillance laws (you're wrong and a judge would have laughed and dismissed your case with prejudice btw) he resigned himself to posting it himself in an attempt to control the narrative.

 

[ShavedSheep]

Also you never wrote ANYTHING about Fast and Furious 5. Where does the corruption stop?!

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Santa isn't part of Chanukkah tradition

Unfortunately, Adam Sandler is.

 

[Zvantastika]

So the whole point of the interview was NOT to hear Jace part of the story but to just defend Wu (your friend) and make Jace look bad?, in your college, the journalist course skips ethics 101 or did you just actively ignored it?

 

[TM Ambrose]

Unfortunately, Adam Sandler is.

Fine.
Mr.Rueben when did you stop believing in Adam Sandler?

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Unfortunately, Adam Sandler is.

BUM BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUM BUM

 

[A-№1]

I knew it was crazy and stupid, but I was hopeful I'd get some stuff that could be useful for the criminal investigation. Didn't fail, really; got admission of a few crimes from Jace and evidence his mother's also a blatant liar.

I haven't really been paying much attention to all this Jace business recently, so forgive me if I'm not very up to speed on current events, but it sounds to me like you just admitted you went into an interview with a definite, specific agenda to pursue? Is that really the case? And you want to be a journalist? Son, I strongly suggest for your own sake you learn the meaning of objectivity if you ever want to make a real career out of this, never mind a respectable one.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I knew it was crazy and stupid, but I was hopeful I'd get some stuff that could be useful for the criminal investigation. Didn't fail, really; got admission of a few crimes from Jace and evidence his mother's also a blatant liar.

Seriously? You lied to Jace under the pretenses of the interview? You set him up in the hopes that he'd incriminate himself? You should be ashamed of yourself you scumbag hack. You make Glenn Beck look like Barbara Walters. You got verbally owned by a schizophrenic ignoramus and you got exactly deserved. Jace is more of a Marine than you are a Journalist.

 

[sonichufan]

I disclosed my connections.

You disclosed them at the end of the interview. Holy shit you're SO bad at this. Have you ever taken a journalism class? Have you ever even read a book on journalism?