Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

UselessRubberKeyboard said:
It's lucky for Chris that Sockness is a legit re.tard only interested in fucking him, because if it were a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME with zero conscience things could get really nasty. Chris is so damn easy to play right now, you only have to go along with his make-believe and keep telling him he's a special goddess, and he'll dance like a puppet on a string. It's frightening how vulnerable he is, and the fat fool won't let anyone help him. He might be a lazy creep and frustrating at times, but no-one deserves to be taken for a ride like he could be, idea guy style. This whole saga is making me really worried for Chris.
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He's always been this easy to play. Only now it's convincing him you believe he's a CPU Goddess, instead of convincing him you're a boyfriend free girl.
Chris has been a puppet his entire life. Without trolls pulling his strings he'd probably be your average incel manchild running errands for his elderly mom.

Also wens without a conscience have done terrible things to him. Like make him stick a medallion up his ass, making him sleep in a piss soaked mattress, smack himself and Barb and extorting $6000 out of him.

This saga is pretty much like every other one, only more absurd because Chris and trolls have turned him into an absurd caricature of a person. Anything we could have done would have had to have been done ten years ago. You can't put spilled milk back in the bucket. We didn't create him, we can't stop him. All we can do is point and laugh.

(I think my tone came off more aggressive than I intended. Sorry about that, but I'm too lazy to reword it so here we go.)
 
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Jeremiad said:
Jesus, it's hard to believe this thing with Jacob is actually happening.

Who the fuck is Emanuel? Am I missing something or is this just more of Chris' tard magic fantasy?

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Emanuel started with the Idea Guy's brainfucking of chris's fantasy. If I'm not mistaken Emanuel is a line of European porn videos from the 70s, so the joke would be sleezy pornography is Chris's god.

Strangely, chris insists that Emanuel is a woman's name.
 
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Jeremiad said:
Jesus, it's hard to believe this thing with Jacob is actually happening.

Who the fuck is Emanuel? Am I missing something or is this just more of Chris' tard magic fantasy?
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Emanuel = Jesus's dad turns out to be a woman. You know the Idea guys, they left but their legacy was continued by Chris and Jacob.
Since he said teleport, I expect every cell was transfer from virginia to california within a minute. No astral projection shit.
 
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Magi-Chan, you cretin, Chris was so obsessed with dating that he wrote a whole issue of Sonichu about it! And he was more occupied with 'education' and 'studies''...of the centrefold of Playboy, maybe, in between vidya, Legos, and shitting himself and doing nothing. His reading was limited to the aforementioned skin mags and fucking Goosebumps and Fear Street books intended for a readership a good decade younger. And I hate to say it, but if either of you's gonna crowbar in a self-aggrandising pony gif, it's Chris, not you, Magi-Chan. Very poor.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
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Magi-Chan, you cretin, Chris was so obsessed with dating that he wrote a whole issue of Sonichu about it! And he was more occupied with 'education' and 'studies''...of the centrefold of Playboy, maybe, in between vidya, Legos, and shitting himself and doing nothing. His reading was limited to the aforementioned skin mags and fucking Goosebumps and Fear Street books intended for a readership a good decade younger. And I hate to say it, but if either of you's gonna crowbar in a self-aggrandising pony gif, it's Chris, not you, Magi-Chan. Very poor.
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Can you imagine being nearly 40 years old and having Goosebumps and Fear Street as the most advanced books you've ever read willingly?
 
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Deadpool said:
Didn't he read that one because one of his "gal pals" said he should and he only read it for the basically promised ounce of chyna?
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Possibly. I think it was one of those books he was made to read in high school and his autistic brain confused it with Of Mice and Men. It very well could have been something one of his gal pals recommended, but I'm not 100% sure.
 
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I recall that he regarded Boo Radley as the main character of the book, because he left presents for Scout in a hollow tree, and he presumably thought 'woahly, free stuff for Scout (read me) - that guy is cool'. Atticus Finch and the whole trial thing (or even Scout's character) left no impression on him at all, it seems.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
I recall that he regarded Boo Radley as the main character of the book, because he left presents for Scout in a hollow tree, and he presumably thought 'woahly, free stuff for Scout (read me) - that guy is cool'. Atticus Finch and the whole trial thing (or even Scout's character) left no impression on him at all, it seems.
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Guess Chris didn't pay attention to the part where Atticus tells Scout not to say the hard-r n-word and about how the black guy he defended in the trial was a better person than the white trash guy who was beating/molesting his daughter. I really enjoyed the theme that explored the various types of people in the book, stuff like how there were poor people who honorable and wouldn't borrow money they couldn't pay back and then the crappy people who took and took and blamed other people for their bad choices. I am going to assume Chris didn't draw the same conclusions.
 
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So, 'she Does embrace Reality', but '"Reality" is quite the Loose, Varying term.'

You can hear the overworked clockwork mouse grinding away inside his thick skull as he desperately tries to get others to believe in this hogwash. Once again, someone offering him good advice gets blithely ignored because it clashes with Chris's sad little fantasies.

Also, the Random Capitalisation of Words Is creeping in Again. Magi-Chan Chris, your Freudian slip is showing.
 
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Jeremiad said:
Jesus, it's hard to believe this thing with Jacob is actually happening.

Who the fuck is Emanuel? Am I missing something or is this just more of Chris' tard magic fantasy?

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Matthew 1:22-23

22 All this took place to fulfill what the Lord had spoken by the prophet:
23 “Behold, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son,
and they shall call his name Immanuel”
(which means, God with us)
 
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