Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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With her 70 whatever days of uploads, she made more money in weeks than she would have over a period of months with her old MWF upload schedule.

With her past YouTube tugboat payment on the 21st and her upcoming September payout, she will likely have a good chunk of change (for her layfe in bumfuck Kentucky). She could take off time and still be fine.

The question though is if she does take time off, how long will it be?
Until she wants attention or needs to make a large purchase, like all vloggers do.

Despite her size, Amber is extremely average, predictable, and lazy. Any assertion that she's cunning or calculated is literally ascribed to her by everyone outside her social circle. I feel like people can't fathom that they're wasting invested time in someone so plain, so they make up stories to embellish her character and that version of her takes on a life of its own. But that only helps Amber more since it generates more attention towards her channel and she gets to play victim when it gets ridiculous.

Maybe once that starts to negatively impact her channel in terms of viewership, or she gets to cry, she'll be back. So yeah, she'd be away until she wants attention, money, or asspats. She said before, she likes to see how much people miss her. Once they don't, she'll be back.
 
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She's smart, though, in the sense that there are reaction channels that depend on her (boring) content. They'll have to scramble ..and when scrambling to piece together content, they'll give many, many views to her old videos. Others thirsty for something, will probably go back and watch her old videos. The money isn't going to run out as fast as it normally would, because the demand for her old videos will go up. That could make her hiatus slightly longer.

If she decides to move, that'll speed things up...and I think she might (despite the birthday-good will, there are still unresolved issues with the roommates). Amber might make the argument that they'll be happier in a big house with D & D, rather than Eric and Rickie.
 
If she decides to move, that'll speed things up...and I think she might (despite the birthday-good will, there are still unresolved issues with the roommates). Amber might make the argument that they'll be happier in a big house with D & D, rather than Eric and Rickie.

D&D have already said that their plan is to live with Destiny's family, save money (they have tons of debt and bad credit) and then get an apartment with Dana's brother to help him get back on his feet blah, blah, blah, custody, blah, blah, able to have his daughter, blah, and in the last video I watched, dana was babbling away about being excited to decorate her brother's daughter's room in the apartment they don't yet have.

Destiny is an exceptional sped, and Dana doesn't seem too bright, but I think if they rubbed all their brain cells together, they'd be able to come to the conclusion that living with Amberlynn and Becky would be disastrous in every possible way. (though the lols of watching the 4 of them play house would probably be pretty good for a while)
 
If (when) AL dies, how does the process of knocking down the walls to get her out work? Do Eric, Becky, and Ricky have to pay for it to be fixed? The landlord won’t be happy. Random I know, but does anyone know about that process?
 
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I'm sure they just use saws and shit. They don't literally knock down shit like with a wrecking ball. I feel like the bill the landlord gets from the city for all the labor to get her out would be higher than the bill he gets from the workers her hires to rebuild the wall.

edit: I just remembered they live in a brick house. ruh-roh
 
They'd could probably pop the sliding glass door out of the wall, frame and all. Although if she dies in bed would some poor bastards be breaking their backs to get her to door/stretcher?

Edit: holy fuck in an emergency they might have to use a battering ram or a concrete saw
Would they need to do all that, though? She's able to make it out of the house on her own, so she does fit through the door. Couldn't they just strap her to a board and tilt her upright and push her out that way?
All depends on the state of the body, and also it would be at the EMTs/firefighters discretion I'd imagine.
 
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They'd could probably pop the sliding glass door out of the wall, frame and all. Although if she dies in bed would some poor bastards be breaking their backs to get her to door/stretcher?

Edit: holy fuck in an emergency they might have to use a battering ram or a concrete saw

All depends on the state of the body, and also it would be at the EMTs/firefighters discretion I'd imagine.

But she's likely to die in the bedroom because she spends 99% of her time there. To get her to the sliding glass door they'd have to get her out of the bedroom first. They'd have to squeeeeeeeze her corpse through the bedroom door which they're not going to want to do and which probably isn't even possible. It's not just the width of her body, you have to take into account that they need several men to be on either side of her to lift. And if she's in rigor mortis that makes things exponentially more complicated.

I bet they have protocols and I bet those protocols are to chop a hole in the walls or to remove windows

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When she comes back, and she will, it won't be for money. It will be for attention. I don't doubt Amber has some relatively impressive savings. Despite what people don't want to believe, that bitch makes bank, and she has nothing to spend it on but food and garbage. If she could spend it as fast as she could make it, she would. She's just physically unable to do so, and she's too dumb to figure out how to buy a car or house outright.
 
But she's likely to die in the bedroom because she spends 99% of her time there. To get her to the sliding glass door they'd have to get her out of the bedroom first. They'd have to squeeeeeeeze her corpse through the bedroom door which they're not going to want to do and which probably isn't even possible. It's not just the width of her body, you have to take into account that they need several men to be on either side of her to lift. And if she's in rigor mortis that makes things exponentially more complicated.

I bet they have protocols and I bet those protocols are to chop a hole in the walls or to remove windows

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I'm not well versed in USA laws. Who will pay for the broken wall if firefighters decide to break the wall?

Would they need to do all that, though? She's able to make it out of the house on her own, so she does fit through the door. Couldn't they just strap her to a board and tilt her upright and push her out that way?
Can't they just tie rope to her two legs, attach it to a F150 hitch and tow her away thru sliding doors?
 
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