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Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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GavinBranson
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He lives in Missouri, so what else is there to do? Except for his daughters, of course.
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The way his voice cracks a couple times near the end, kinda made me feel bad. He's just a broken person isn't he? I'm not the closest follower of him, though I grew up on early SA(articles, never paid for a forum), but I've heard he made a pretty shit life for himself.
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Don’t feel bad for Lowtax, he is a piece of shit. His antics can be found in this thread and the SA thread.
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Thats as 'bout as funny as a Markiplier lets play highlights video. Seriously.
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He should have some Mangosteens.
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Years of ambien, cheap wine and failure will do that to you
GavinBranson
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Who’d win in an MMA fight between lowtax and null?
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Null. Because Lowtax would show up drunk and ready to get his arsed kicked, and Null would continue to stay home and not give a fuck.
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Funniest shit I've ever seen from Lowtax besides the boxing match between him and Uwe.
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With a begging pitch lamer than anything DSP ever did. Did the surgeons fuse your funny bone as well as your spine, Lowtax?
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What I meant to say was that the kettlebell rant was, without hyperbole, the most cringeworthy thing I’ve seen on YouTube. I wonder if he watched it sober before pimping it out as something to be proud of. Maybe it was a parody of something and funny in that context? I just can’t imagine someone watching that and thinking yes, this is the lead for my comeback tour.
But no, lowtax’s sense of humor currently consists of intentionally poor grammar with excessive punctuation and rephrasing his old tired jokes ironically or not. Which I thought he recently declared verboten - can’t thank someone for the Ted talk but loving pumpkin is still the height of hilarity.
Also interested to see if he follows his pattern of doing something, ranting about people preferring to laugh at someone more successful than him, followed by not caring if people find him funny because he only does things for his own amusement.
But no, lowtax’s sense of humor currently consists of intentionally poor grammar with excessive punctuation and rephrasing his old tired jokes ironically or not. Which I thought he recently declared verboten - can’t thank someone for the Ted talk but loving pumpkin is still the height of hilarity.
Also interested to see if he follows his pattern of doing something, ranting about people preferring to laugh at someone more successful than him, followed by not caring if people find him funny because he only does things for his own amusement.
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Null doesn’t have a home, you silly person. He wanders the world like the eternal jew.
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That's Ethan Ralph in the video, right?
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I thought he lived among the frozen dunes of Siberia, scavenging borscht and tattered fat girl porno mags.
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Slurping back all that tech/media hipster cup aged him worse than if he had been sipping on some warm Chernobyl coolant