Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Le Bateleur]

I have long deserved to have the thread deleted.

What did you do to deserve this, @Cowlick?

 

[Crisseh]

Also, I see no reason complaining would fail to rid of the thread

Well seeing as it hasn't worked for the last 269 pages, I wouldn't hold your breath.

I just wonder when you will tire of posting. But seeing as you made 80+ sock puppets to get around a forum ban before, I have a feeling it's going to be a long time. Here's to 1000 more pages!

Sadly he brought this on himself. If he was a normal, rational, and kind individual you wouldn't of been a lolcow in the first place. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

All the information cataloged in this thread, and on the Wiki is all stuff you have said before. Kiwi doesn't just magically cook up information to slander people.

 

[Pine Tar]

It is not the writing but your failed comprehension attempt that means a mistake has been made, or an inability shown.

Also, it is proof of your own low self-esteem that you refer to each member as a "thing" they themselves do. Also, fading into obscurity (I've expressed this before) is not an acceptable alternative to this threads & pages about me being removed permanently. However, their activity during my various times of absence proves that would never have happened regardless.

You've posted in here about every night for 150 days. Of course people are going to post in this thread.

 

[TM Ambrose]

I think the real question is who makes sure TJ takes his insulin?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Actually, I moved out of that house several years ago, & know that people of significance are Googling me because they are interested in me for one reason or another, or perhaps several. (Albeit I admit they may not be interested in me if they knew some of the true things you've stated about me, but I doubt anyone finds these things out without reading my blogs, talking to me, or Googling me.)

LMAO.

Also, the vast majority of members here care about shit because it makes up the vast majority of each of you, as well as your posts & your daily lives. Referring to the majority of my life as "shit" is not true, but I often decide to take that as a compliment, as it means you wish to believe my life is like yours or vice-versa.

Because when I think of a life I want to live it's writing shitty erotica and denying diabetes.

Also, let me answer the question about my posting late at night... I do that often because I spend a great deal of the mornings & afternoons away from where I live. While some of that time is admittedly at doctors & such, some of it is at restaurants, movies, & other places with actual living people. This is one place where my life certainly differs from the majority of yours, as we all know a major reason the threads about myself & others on these forums exist is as something resembling revenge for your finding out that the average person can't stand to be closer than spitting or firing distance away from the majority of you.

I own my own place, a girlfriend, a decent job, health insurance, and enough free money and time to spend on frivolous things whenever I like. To quote Nas, life is good. No offense but your life, as you described, doesn't sound that great.

 

[deductionotaku]

UPDATE

His latest edit to that same thread:

Me.

Clearly, I was not blocked permanently, much the same way this thread was originally approved when submitted in late March 2014. Do that again, & stop attacking me & my work simply because it is superior to yours.

How big is your ego?

Saving you from an intro question that doesn't fit your story.

We also have another for Chyoo crossover 2 by lilguy. This time it's actually thinly veiled bashing instead of clear bashing:

Just one.

"Well," Jane asks, leaning in a bit and actually whispering, "since we're talking to a lot of people at this party, is there anything you would like us to tell the others? Any tips to pass on, or maybe an invitation to collaboration?"

"Well actually," Whizzper says, before stopping. "No. Never mind."

"What?!" John asks curiously. "What were you about to say?"

"Well, I WAS about to have you send out an invitation to anyone who might help me & some of the other editors and writers improve the site by contacting one of our old stars... Until it hit me he probably wasn't invited here."

"'Probably'?!" Jane repeats. "Might you be talking about someone we've heard about?!... Or read from?!"

Will Whizzper name names to work on fixing staff mistakes?

Discuss.

 

[TM Ambrose]

UPDATE

His latest edit to that same thread:



We also have another for Chyoo crossover 2 by lilguy. This time it's actually thinly veiled bashing instead of clear bashing:



Discuss.

I love how TJ claims to never have written erotica a couple of times in this thread and then claims to be a star writer for an erotica site.

 

[The I Scream Man]

There is no such thing as my BS, nor my mind games. I have long deserved to have the thread deleted. Also, Ambrose is the one with "mind games", which is one way yo describe himself & others pretending/believing he has one.

Yeah, you don't deserve to have this thread deleted. There is a 0% chance you can come up with a compelling argument that you do in fact "deserve" to have this thread deleted, and there is a 100% chance that you will ascribe (look it up Teej) this inability to outmaneuver and outreason us to a failing of ours, not yours.

 

[namazuros]

I've asked many staff nicely. Also, I see no reason complaining would fail to rid of the thread, when it seems that is the only reason any threads, Wikipages, & other things about me here were ever begun.

So what you're saying is, you lied when you claimed to understand the Streisand Effect.

Complaints without any clout behind them also tend to fail. What exactly is your endgame? Complaining in your thread for the rest of your life?

 

[Silver]

TJ, the fact that we can't understand you means we're all idiots, cool, okay. But I don't talk to people I feel are more idiotic than I am by saying things above their level and taking pride in it. Can't you make yourself a little clearer for us idiots?

 

[Dudeofteenage]

Complaints without any clout behind them also tend to fail. What exactly is your endgame? Complaining in your thread for the rest of your life?

One can only hope!

 

[Morbid Boredom]

So what you're saying is, you lied when you claimed to understand the Streisand Effect.

Complaints without any clout behind them also tend to fail. What exactly is your endgame? Complaining in your thread for the rest of your life?

It won't be that much longer if he refuses to take his insulin.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

It won't be that much longer if he refuses to take his insulin.

So glad someone made that joke.

 

[TM Ambrose]

So glad someone made that joke.

I don't even think this is a joke at this point. He said that he doesn't live with his mom anymore and she was making him take care of his diabetes which he has. While I believe he still lives with his mom, because nobody would let such an retard run amok without a handler, if he doesn't it won't be long until he's back in the hospital.

 

[Cowlick]

1] I well know being in the same building as someone else doesn't mean I'm "with" them... However, I am actually on a first-name basis with an employee who is frequently behind the counter at the local FYE. Also, if someone were to show the person who sold me my movie ticket yesterday a picture of my face, she would recall it. On the other hand, nobody eho is on Amazon or eBay while you all are on this site discussing me would even have any clue you existed.

2] I admit I don't think I've done anything to deserve having this thread (& the others about liking/hating me, the Wiki pages with links to everything else, etc.) deleted. However, the way I see it, that's reason enough for them all to be permanently deleted (copy them to hard drives & things if you wish, but make them unavailable to others who have yet to see them), as I also never did anything to deserve them being created.

3] I never denied I used to write the threads on the other site, but denied I was doing so recently. Imagine my surprise when I got an E-mail saying an "editor" of a story there had approved several of my threads my drives tell me were written & submitted literally years ago. I then decided to try posting some new ones to stories the site said had been updated recently, figuring much the way you seem to post negatively about me for a ling period of time whether or not I visit the site, some people there might still react positively to my work.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

However, I am actually on a first-name basis with an employee who is frequently behind the counter at the local FYE.

1) This has to be one of the most pathetic statements I've ever read. Every other time I have ever heard anything similar the person was being sarcastic.
2) FYE still exists?

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I don't even think this is a joke at this point. He said that he doesn't live with his mom anymore

He said he didn't live in his parents' house. That's the kind of semantic tomfoolery Mr. Church loves to play at. He and his mum live in an apartment. His father lives somewhere else. I seem to recall from one of the blogs that his sister and her family now live in Mr. Church's childhood home.

 

[ON 190]

@Cowlick, may I give you a hug? I think it will do a lot of good!

 

[TM Ambrose]

He said he didn't live in his parents' house. That's the kind of semantic tomfoolery Mr. Church loves to play at.

Oh so he's the "ah-hah gotcha" kind of retarded where he doesn't technically lie but most of the shit he says are half-truths. Like he knows what you're saying and distorts it like a faggot so he can pretend he's superior even though he's a lolcow and has diabetes.

 

[Crisseh]

2] I admit I don't think I've done anything to deserve having this thread (& the others about liking/hating me, the Wiki pages with links to everything else, etc.) deleted. However, the way I see it, that's reason enough for them all to be permanently deleted (copy them to hard drives & things if you wish, but make them unavailable to others who have yet to see them), as I also never did anything to deserve them being created.

Kiwi Farms just catalogs what people say, and puts out an opinion to discuss. Are you that embarrassed by your own behavior that you want this taken down? Did you not say what you did? You've never been held accountable for anything in your life, obviously. So maybe you should use this as a wake up call, and realize what you put on the internet is public.

You aren't some victim, nor do you deserve this taken down. The only thing you have done is s**t on people for ages, behaving like a jerk, and finally it came back to bite you. You deserve this more than you realize. The best you can do now, is what everyone's been saying:

Let it sink past page 5.