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[Canned Bread]

Ok guys, this is my essay titled "Jacobstine: The Truth." This essay got me in trouble before. I made its own thread and it got me in trouble but I guess it wasn't enough to warrant its own thread anyway so I am going to repost it here. This isn't actually the original post but I retyped all of the parts I still remember. Sorry if it's not exactly the same, I tried to remake it 100% but there are some parts I don't remember exactly what I said.

JACOBSTINE: THE TRUTH
Ok guys, so everyone has been talking about Jacob moving in with Christine and how it's dangerous for Christine.
I think it will be good, and this is why:

1. Jacob and Christine are already in love
Ok, so this is sort of controversial but Jacob and Christine are already in love with each other. This is controversial because some people don't believe in the love of Jacobstine. But Jacob worships Christine as a Goddess and Christine has already recogized Jacob for his body as seen here:
View attachment 917996
"AND I SHALL GIVE YOU PROPS: YOU DID LOOK SEXY IN IT"
Christine thinks that Jacob is sexy so any relations between them will be loving and fully consenual.

2. Jacob will give Christine security and comfort
Let's face it, it's a cold world out there. There are crazy and unsane people who lust over Christine. An unsane person could go to Christine's house at any moment and seriously hurt them all or even worse. In come Jacob Sockness! Jacob loves Christine and would do anything for her, he would take all of those hot bullets for Christine unqeustioningly and easily. Jacob will protect Christine. Jacob will be the watchdog for his Master.

3. Jacob will give Christine an improvement
This is another controversial point since most of you here don't like Jacob or think he's a bad or dangerous person, but here me out: Jacob has shown himself to be hard-working and persavering by continously trying to get Christine's attemption for months and months without ANY success or acknowledgement. Jacob also shows restraint, loyalty, and kindness. These are important qualities for a Goddess to have. Jacob will rub himself off onto Christine and make Christine also improve.


CONCLUSION
Ok guys, so that was "Jacobstine: The Truth," please give me some feedback on this and let me know what you think of my conclusion and points. I want to see how my believes hold under criticism. I spent a lot of time on this so any feedback would be appreciated. Also sorry mods for raging I was just really mad because I spent a lot of time on it and I was really mad because I had to type all of it again. Thank you Kyle Simon

Cool story bro

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Ok guys, this is my essay titled "Jacobstine: The Truth." This essay got me in trouble before. I made its own thread and it got me in trouble but I guess it wasn't enough to warrant its own thread anyway so I am going to repost it here. This isn't actually the original post but I retyped all of the parts I still remember. Sorry if it's not exactly the same, I tried to remake it 100% but there are some parts I don't remember exactly what I said.

JACOBSTINE: THE TRUTH
Ok guys, so everyone has been talking about Jacob moving in with Christine and how it's dangerous for Christine.
I think it will be good, and this is why:

1. Jacob and Christine are already in love
Ok, so this is sort of controversial but Jacob and Christine are already in love with each other. This is controversial because some people don't believe in the love of Jacobstine. But Jacob worships Christine as a Goddess and Christine has already recogized Jacob for his body as seen here:
View attachment 917996
"AND I SHALL GIVE YOU PROPS: YOU DID LOOK SEXY IN IT"
Christine thinks that Jacob is sexy so any relations between them will be loving and fully consenual.

2. Jacob will give Christine security and comfort
Let's face it, it's a cold world out there. There are crazy and unsane people who lust over Christine. An unsane person could go to Christine's house at any moment and seriously hurt them all or even worse. In come Jacob Sockness! Jacob loves Christine and would do anything for her, he would take all of those hot bullets for Christine unqeustioningly and easily. Jacob will protect Christine. Jacob will be the watchdog for his Master.

3. Jacob will give Christine an improvement
This is another controversial point since most of you here don't like Jacob or think he's a bad or dangerous person, but here me out: Jacob has shown himself to be hard-working and persavering by continously trying to get Christine's attemption for months and months without ANY success or acknowledgement. Jacob also shows restraint, loyalty, and kindness. These are important qualities for a Goddess to have. Jacob will rub himself off onto Christine and make Christine also improve.


CONCLUSION
Ok guys, so that was "Jacobstine: The Truth," please give me some feedback on this and let me know what you think of my conclusion and points. I want to see how my believes hold under criticism. I spent a lot of time on this so any feedback would be appreciated. Also sorry mods for raging I was just really mad because I spent a lot of time on it and I was really mad because I had to type all of it again. Thank you Kyle Simon

TL;DR

also, gross.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Ok guys, this is my essay titled "Jacobstine: The Truth." This essay got me in trouble before. I made its own thread and it got me in trouble but I guess it wasn't enough to warrant its own thread anyway so I am going to repost it here. This isn't actually the original post but I retyped all of the parts I still remember. Sorry if it's not exactly the same, I tried to remake it 100% but there are some parts I don't remember exactly what I said.

JACOBSTINE: THE TRUTH
Ok guys, so everyone has been talking about Jacob moving in with Christine and how it's dangerous for Christine.
I think it will be good, and this is why:

1. Jacob and Christine are already in love
Ok, so this is sort of controversial but Jacob and Christine are already in love with each other. This is controversial because some people don't believe in the love of Jacobstine. But Jacob worships Christine as a Goddess and Christine has already recogized Jacob for his body as seen here:
View attachment 917996
"AND I SHALL GIVE YOU PROPS: YOU DID LOOK SEXY IN IT"
Christine thinks that Jacob is sexy so any relations between them will be loving and fully consenual.

2. Jacob will give Christine security and comfort
Let's face it, it's a cold world out there. There are crazy and unsane people who lust over Christine. An unsane person could go to Christine's house at any moment and seriously hurt them all or even worse. In come Jacob Sockness! Jacob loves Christine and would do anything for her, he would take all of those hot bullets for Christine unqeustioningly and easily. Jacob will protect Christine. Jacob will be the watchdog for his Master.

3. Jacob will give Christine an improvement
This is another controversial point since most of you here don't like Jacob or think he's a bad or dangerous person, but here me out: Jacob has shown himself to be hard-working and persavering by continously trying to get Christine's attemption for months and months without ANY success or acknowledgement. Jacob also shows restraint, loyalty, and kindness. These are important qualities for a Goddess to have. Jacob will rub himself off onto Christine and make Christine also improve.


CONCLUSION
Ok guys, so that was "Jacobstine: The Truth," please give me some feedback on this and let me know what you think of my conclusion and points. I want to see how my believes hold under criticism. I spent a lot of time on this so any feedback would be appreciated. Also sorry mods for raging I was just really mad because I spent a lot of time on it and I was really mad because I had to type all of it again. Thank you Kyle Simon

You need to find a new hobby. I recommend coin collecting

 

[King Kiwi]

Ok guys, this is my essay titled "Jacobstine: The Truth." This essay got me in trouble before. I made its own thread and it got me in trouble but I guess it wasn't enough to warrant its own thread anyway so I am going to repost it here. This isn't actually the original post but I retyped all of the parts I still remember. Sorry if it's not exactly the same, I tried to remake it 100% but there are some parts I don't remember exactly what I said.

JACOBSTINE: THE TRUTH
Ok guys, so everyone has been talking about Jacob moving in with Christine and how it's dangerous for Christine.
I think it will be good, and this is why:

1. Jacob and Christine are already in love
Ok, so this is sort of controversial but Jacob and Christine are already in love with each other. This is controversial because some people don't believe in the love of Jacobstine. But Jacob worships Christine as a Goddess and Christine has already recogized Jacob for his body as seen here:
View attachment 917996
"AND I SHALL GIVE YOU PROPS: YOU DID LOOK SEXY IN IT"
Christine thinks that Jacob is sexy so any relations between them will be loving and fully consenual.

2. Jacob will give Christine security and comfort
Let's face it, it's a cold world out there. There are crazy and unsane people who lust over Christine. An unsane person could go to Christine's house at any moment and seriously hurt them all or even worse. In come Jacob Sockness! Jacob loves Christine and would do anything for her, he would take all of those hot bullets for Christine unqeustioningly and easily. Jacob will protect Christine. Jacob will be the watchdog for his Master.

3. Jacob will give Christine an improvement
This is another controversial point since most of you here don't like Jacob or think he's a bad or dangerous person, but here me out: Jacob has shown himself to be hard-working and persavering by continously trying to get Christine's attemption for months and months without ANY success or acknowledgement. Jacob also shows restraint, loyalty, and kindness. These are important qualities for a Goddess to have. Jacob will rub himself off onto Christine and make Christine also improve.


CONCLUSION
Ok guys, so that was "Jacobstine: The Truth," please give me some feedback on this and let me know what you think of my conclusion and points. I want to see how my believes hold under criticism. I spent a lot of time on this so any feedback would be appreciated. Also sorry mods for raging I was just really mad because I spent a lot of time on it and I was really mad because I had to type all of it again. Thank you Kyle Simon

Jesus and God, what Windows are you using, Sickness?

5????

 

[ShiningBrightly]

Jesus and God, what Windows are you using, Sickness?

5????

thats actually the best windows, imo

 

[King Kiwi]

thats actually the best windows, imo

Anything before 8

 

[Yop Yop]

Ok guys, this is my essay titled "Jacobstine: The Truth." This essay got me in trouble before. I made its own thread and it got me in trouble but I guess it wasn't enough to warrant its own thread anyway so I am going to repost it here. This isn't actually the original post but I retyped all of the parts I still remember. Sorry if it's not exactly the same, I tried to remake it 100% but there are some parts I don't remember exactly what I said.

JACOBSTINE: THE TRUTH
Ok guys, so everyone has been talking about Jacob moving in with Christine and how it's dangerous for Christine.
I think it will be good, and this is why:

1. Jacob and Christine are already in love
Ok, so this is sort of controversial but Jacob and Christine are already in love with each other. This is controversial because some people don't believe in the love of Jacobstine. But Jacob worships Christine as a Goddess and Christine has already recogized Jacob for his body as seen here:
View attachment 917996
"AND I SHALL GIVE YOU PROPS: YOU DID LOOK SEXY IN IT"
Christine thinks that Jacob is sexy so any relations between them will be loving and fully consenual.

2. Jacob will give Christine security and comfort
Let's face it, it's a cold world out there. There are crazy and unsane people who lust over Christine. An unsane person could go to Christine's house at any moment and seriously hurt them all or even worse. In come Jacob Sockness! Jacob loves Christine and would do anything for her, he would take all of those hot bullets for Christine unqeustioningly and easily. Jacob will protect Christine. Jacob will be the watchdog for his Master.

3. Jacob will give Christine an improvement
This is another controversial point since most of you here don't like Jacob or think he's a bad or dangerous person, but here me out: Jacob has shown himself to be hard-working and persavering by continously trying to get Christine's attemption for months and months without ANY success or acknowledgement. Jacob also shows restraint, loyalty, and kindness. These are important qualities for a Goddess to have. Jacob will rub himself off onto Christine and make Christine also improve.


CONCLUSION
Ok guys, so that was "Jacobstine: The Truth," please give me some feedback on this and let me know what you think of my conclusion and points. I want to see how my believes hold under criticism. I spent a lot of time on this so any feedback would be appreciated. Also sorry mods for raging I was just really mad because I spent a lot of time on it and I was really mad because I had to type all of it again. Thank you Kyle Simon

still a better love story than Twilight

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

God damn it! This faggot again!

 

[FightenGnome]

Okay Tard,

Ok guys, this is my essay titled "Jacobstine: The Truth."

Autistic

3. Jacob will give Christine an improvement
This is another controversial point since most of you here don't like Jacob or think he's a bad or dangerous person, but here me out: Jacob has shown himself to be hard-working and persavering by continously trying to get Christine's attemption for months and months without ANY success or acknowledgement. Jacob also shows restraint, loyalty, and kindness. These are important qualities for a Goddess to have. Jacob will rub himself off onto Christine and make Christine also improve.

There are numerous spelling mistakes in this one paragraph alone, the writing is on par with that of a child, and don't you mean "rub off on Christine" instead of "rub himself off onto Christine"? Hell you probably mean both.

You don't seem mentally fit enough to fuck my lolcow, now go bother Ahuviya Harel instead

 

[dirtydeanna96]

thats actually the best windows, imo

agree win 2000 is the best windows, it just doesn't support enough RAM to be usable today.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Any dark type / ground type pokeman would do.

A bit late but I found magi-Chan's nemesis.

 

[Trilby]

A bit late but I found magi-Chan's nemesis.
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Now that's a designated shitting area!

 

[Tikbalang]

A bit late but I found magi-Chan's nemesis.
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I call it Streetwise

 

[fakegambit]

How many years do you think Chris has left in him?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

How many years do you think Chris has left in him?

I think he may last into his fifties or sixties if he doesn't die of exposure being homeless. People in bad shape who do not care for themselves properly or who engage in stupidity like gobbling titty skittles can usually make it into middle age but then not too far past it.

 

[Murgeruni]

How likely the is it that the story about the babysitter was made up by Borb? I imagine it was just to justify their own shitty parenting.

 

[Space.Muffin]

How likely the is it that the story about the babysitter was made up by Borb? I imagine it was just to justify their own shitty parenting.

Maybe the story is true. Chris might have chimped out and the babysitter grounded him. But the fact that it burned an autism tumour into his head due to trauma is the fake part.

The story I do think Borb made up is the fact that Chris said his first word (Monkey) when he was almost a new born. I think Chris might have made some noise with his mouth that had "M" and "K" and then Barb just fed him that bullshit story in her attempt to make her son feel like a brilliant child.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

How likely the is it that the story about the babysitter was made up by Borb? I imagine it was just to justify their own shitty parenting.

Probably some semblence of truth in it. Like the babysitter was watching him, he acted up, so she sent him to his room.

However, it certainly didn't make him mute or autistic or anything stupid like that. Barb and Bob are white trash and can't admit their genetics are shit

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I think he may last into his fifties or sixties if he doesn't die of exposure being homeless. People in bad shape who do not care for themselves properly or who engage in stupidity like gobbling titty skittles can usually make it into middle age but then not too far past it.

Autists due about 16 years earlier on average, which would put Chris's life expectancy somewhere in his 60s. That's only an average; he could die of a heart attack at 50 or linger on to 70. Nonetheless, he's not a meth head; it's more likely than not that he'll live to 50 at least.

 

[Murgeruni]

The story I do think Borb made up is the fact that Chris said his first word (Monkey) when he was almost a new born. I think Chris might have made some noise with his mouth that had "M" and "K" and then Barb just fed him that bullshit story in her attempt to make her son feel like a brilliant child.

I do know that physically it would be impossible for him to say the word monkey, but the thing I'm curious about is why he even brings it up. I'm pretty sure that the brain isn't developed enough to maintain long term memories like that and the fact of the matter is, if Borb never told him, he would have never remembered the experience, even if it was traumatizing.