Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

RIL is rest in love, but I don't know why it's a thing.

Because white trash, as is their wont, are not happy doing things the normal way.

This started as a joke answer, but it's... basically true as well.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

So, I have no way of recording this without showing my own Facebook info, but Sammie posted an audio recording in her Stories last night. It's Bently basically asking if "Tonio" is asleep, and Sammie explaining that he's in jail. He doesn't sound like he's crying... he doesn't sound overly fussed either way, but Sam is acting like this is proof that her children love their 'stepdad'. Antonio doesn't know, or give a shit about Ben or Lucy. He's never been allowed to meet Sammies kids, because Sammies mom doesn't let her niggers into her house. And as far as Ben goes, I doubt he gives a singular shit about Antonio.

This is all just so stupid. Between Sammie and Antonio, there are at least 4 actual children being neglected by their parents. But they keep up these stupid little games that they give a shit about any of them. Austin is kind of a fucking doofus, but at least his fake fiances are allowed to meet and interact with his children when he goes to visit them. It's kind of tragic that Mama Bushart has a significantly better relationship with Austin and Raven than she does with her own daughter and whatever black cock she's sucking that week.

 

[Trombonista]

RIL is rest in love, but I don't know why it's a thing.

Troons and black people like to use Rest in Power. It's just as odd.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

For the record, Ben has never met these two men. Does Sammie not realize this shit is creepy to people? If my sister was dating a man who had kids, and he started randomly tagging me on Facebook saying how much his kids loved me, I would be beyond skeezed out. Maybe Antonios brothers just don't care because they know she's just some crazy white bitch their brother was fucking for a place to stay, but I would be so fucking alarmed by this shit if I was them. She's trying WAY too hard to insert himself into the Nelson clan.

So after like, six months of having yellow hair with massive roots, Sammie has decided to fuck it up even more with a drug store box dye.

And, yikes. Pitch black hair looks good on very few people... and Sammie is not one of them. She has little dead shark eyes in this photo.

 

[Trombonista]

I think the hair color is fine.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I think the hair color is fine.

At least it matches the bushes above her eyes

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

For the record, Ben has never met these two men. Does Sammie not realize this shit is creepy to people? If my sister was dating a man who had kids, and he started randomly tagging me on Facebook saying how much his kids loved me, I would be beyond skeezed out. Maybe Antonios brothers just don't care because they know she's just some crazy white bitch their brother was fucking for a place to stay, but I would be so fucking alarmed by this shit if I was them. She's trying WAY too hard to insert himself into the Nelson clan.
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So after like, six months of having yellow hair with massive roots, Sammie has decided to fuck it up even more with a drug store box dye.
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And, yikes. Pitch black hair looks good on very few people... and Sammie is not one of them. She has little dead shark eyes in this photo.
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Fix those damn eyebrows sis.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Straight Asian-black hair furthers her puffy Mongolian look (replete with Shenlong period bushy brows), although it's not as though she can do anything to look better anyway.

 

[Mike Hunt]

RIL is rest in love, but I don't know why it's a thing.

Thanks for the explainer. I was totally clueless what it was, so I just used Rest in Lard as placeholder.

 

[Meowzers]

at least her hair looks clean for once? but that won't last long. dyed black hair is especially disgusting when it's greasy

 

[JB 236]

The hair looks alright, the rest is a mess though

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I wish I had the confidence of some of these ugly, fat, re.tarded cows. Like, if people like Sammie and Kailyn were intelligent, ambitious women instead of NEET shut ins, they'd be unstoppable.

Even by Sammies standards... this is complete word salad. Also, I love that she seems to think she's a recovered addict because she stopped smoking weed.

 

[fenny]

That kid's doomed if she's looked up to Sammie ever in her life.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

That kid's doomed if she's looked up to Sammie ever in her life.

I can pretty much grantee Sabrina doesn't look up to Sammie in any aspect. Sam posts these sappy bullshit posts, and she doesn't even respond to them. Sabrina seems to more or less have her shit together. She has a healthy relationship with her family, she's had the same boyfriend for a long time, and outside of occasionally getting dragged into Sammies freakshow, she has the sense to keep her shit fairly private online. Admittedly, I don't really know a lot about her, but she seems like a pretty average woman who just wishes her crazy sister would prioritize her children over nigga cock and blunts.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Girl no one can say shit to Antonios face he's in jail for stealing money from Monica.

She's been posting shit like this all day. I'm about 99% sure she's just using google translate because... let's be real, Sammie barely speaks English, let alone Spanish. If she speaks any Spanish, it's on par with OPL Ricardo Chandler. Her insistence that she's half beaner is hilarious though. Both of her parents are straight up white bread.

 

[yasscat]

Girl no one can say shit to Antonios face he's in jail for stealing money from Monica.
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She's been posting shit like this all day. I'm about 99% sure she's just using google translate because... let's be real, Sammie barely speaks English, let alone Spanish. If she speaks any Spanish, it's on par with OPL Ricardo Chandler. Her insistence that she's half beaner is hilarious though. Both of her parents are straight up white bread.
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What a charming new development.

 

[Xenomorph]

So now shes Trans Mexican? I'm waiting for her cholo boyfriend.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

So now shes Trans Mexican? I'm waiting for her cholo boyfriend.

She's lied about being half Mexican for a while now, but she's really shifted it into fifth gear today. I have absolutely no idea why she thinks that she's mixed. These are her parents and they're as pure as undriven snow.

 

[Bunny]

So now shes Trans Mexican? I'm waiting for her cholo boyfriend.

I hope she goes full chola with the dark lipliner and light lipstick in the middle and intense brows. Don't let me down, Sammie!

 

[Clockwork Dragon]

"Are you mixed with Latino?" "No, Mexican"

I gotta admit, I laughed pretty hard.