Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[TaimuRadiu]

Fisting her ass is even more revolting than fisting her cunt. At least her ass might be looser, though.

 

[TyroneCoalburn]

Whats with those indie game soydevs anyway? Why do they all have to be fucked up bug people semi-personalities? It seems there are like ten, tops, video games made by indies which are playable/functional/actually pretty great.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

The shaming is for everyone else, Disney, and all her white knights. cut away those who support her and she will collapse. That is the nature of almost all women and most men.

While I do agree, it'd be funny to see her lose support there's two things about it.

1) we can't shame her or her support structure for a lot of reasons. We don't do gay ops. We don't plan to ruin people(otherwise we're just as bad as her). And like someone in the thread mentioned earlier, you can definitely bitch to her support structures like patreon and the like and try to get rid of her income. But as that someone said, that's a bitch move. It's essentially the same thing she does to others.

2)Zoe Quinn, Chelsea, whatever you wanna call the banshee, is a fucking roach. She's survived everything coming at her not because she's "owoh sowo stwong uwu" but because she's fuckin wily as hell. She'll survive this the same way she always has, by being a scum fuck and blaming everybody else but her. And if she does blame herself, you can bet my fucking organs that she's just gonna use it for, "Oh, I didn't MEAN for his death to happen! I just needed CLOSURE guys! I feel so bad. I miss you Alec. We could have worked on all this together! I'm so sorry Alec. See you in Hogwarts. Mwah "

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Whats with those indie game soydevs anyway? Why do they all have to be fucked up bug people semi-personalities? It seems there are like ten, tops, video games made by indies which are playable/functional/actually pretty great.

It is rife with idea guys and graphic artists given lead positions/responsibilities. Idea guys couldn't possibly be more worthless and artists are shiftless cunts at the best of times.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

Whats with those indie game soydevs anyway? Why do they all have to be fucked up bug people semi-personalities? It seems there are like ten, tops, video games made by indies which are playable/functional/actually pretty great.

They are all looking the same too. Rainbow hair, pronouns, and whatever else.

 

[TyroneCoalburn]

It is rife with idea guys and graphic artists given lead positions/responsibilities. Idea guys couldn't possibly be more worthless and artists are shiftless cunts at the best of times.

I dont understand. Imagine you apply for a project and the first day Zhe/Xir/Xor/Blargh comes up to you and you know "I have to get the fuck out of this project ASAP" two sentences into the first conversation. Having those people as game "devs" is one thing, but why would you collaborate with them and maybe even face rape charges until you kill yourself (literally)?
There are a few indie games which are truly amazing. Dwarf Fortress for example, or Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead. Which are examples of games where the amount of bluehairs are marginal to non-existent (and the autism is channeled into productive work, see Tarn Adams)

 

[Aria]

@LordKaT will you smash quinn

 

[MirrorNoir]

Disney?

Marvel hired her to do a one-off story in a female character-centric comic anthologies.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

I'd love to see how many of the disingenuous cunts laying into this guy for killing himself were the ones also tearfully sympathizing with Anthony Bourdain.

From:

"You never know what someone is going through...if you see something take it seriously...call 1-800-555-5555 for help, let's end the scourge of suicide once and for all...

To:

" SELFISH PRICK! I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD! "

What a difference a year makes.

 

[Judge Holden]

Whats with those indie game soydevs anyway? Why do they all have to be fucked up bug people semi-personalities? It seems there are like ten, tops, video games made by indies which are playable/functional/actually pretty great.

Ya know I just remembered a bit of trivia regarding how the upper class used to function.

Since medieval times the firstborn son of rich and powerful families would be expected to inherit the family name and respectability, and thus would be corralled into a respectable occupation like doctor or lawyer or military officer or whathaveyou. All bankrolled by family money with the aim that this would result in the next generation of the family being led by a qualified and well bred man who could be trusted to ensure the family name lived on in good standing and good fortune

However, there would invariably be other sons in such families, and while for the most part these sons would be valued as back-up heirs or scions of the family in their own right.....quite often being spoiled from birth and raised in the loveless environment of wealth/power obsessed family dynamics resulted in such specimens being complete and total embarrassments to both the family and society as a whole, the kind of spastic who didnt even have the excuse of being born physically/mentally deformed which would have confered some level of pity-induced respect to the family in question.

These useless idiot sons would often find themselves shipped off to career paths that while comfortable and safe would ensure they would remain a long way away from their family and would ideally not be able to legitimately reproduce and bring further shame upon their line. Thus the church was seen as the ideal dumping ground for useless immature douchebag sons of the rich and powerful for literal centuries as it would be "respectable" enough an occupation to avoid open mockery, and would keep them cloistered away from polite society, while also theoretically making sure they didnt breed* and assuming these sons managed to shape up and remain loyal, would ensure allies within the most powerful social institution which would prove handy for a number of reason

However, in this modern age this is no longer the case given how religious bodies are in freefall both in respectability and power, not to mention as a reliable home for wayward assholes, and so it seems many of these rich/connected/important families have been throwing their defective children into the tech sphere for much the same reason. Keeping them out the way so they dont embarras them at functions, allowing them wiggle room to say "oh he is doing important work in the tech industry..." when discussing them at the country club, and hopefully if they do well enough and make enough friends they might actually prove a family asset later down the line.

This theory would explain why so many of these specimens are capable of living lavish and getting out of trouble despite being utterly worthless and paid in "exposure" most the time, and would also explain their demonstrable inability to function in anything resembling normal society where they cant simply throw money or the family name at someone to get what they want

* One might speculate that housing so many pampered narcissistic assholes and idiots is one of the reasons the church wound up with so many goddamn sex predators in its ranks, especially when one considers that these guys could still count on their family to intervene and protect them from legal retribution so that the family would avoid scandal

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I dont understand. Imagine you apply for a project and the first day Zhe/Xir/Xor/Blargh comes up to you and you know "I have to get the fuck out of this project ASAP" two sentences into the first conversation. Having those people as game "devs" is one thing, but why would you collaborate with them and maybe even face rape charges until you kill yourself (literally)?
There are a few indie games which are truly amazing. Dwarf Fortress for example, or Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead. Which are examples of games where the amount of bluehairs are marginal to non-existent (and the autism is channeled into productive work, see Tarn Adams)

I think it's just the nature of the beast. Nobody "applies". You rarely see any studio/group/dreamer who hasn't already made it advertise for help. That kind of thing happens below the surface - word of mouth, nepotism, mail/discord/irc. And I'm pretty sure nearly everyone works remotely, so there's little to no water cooler talk with fuschia-haired Cassandra Jae.

People hang on past the point of stupidity because they believe in the project, sometimes correctly but mostly delusionally. Like you say, there are a handful of success stories - too few to support what appears to be a legion of hipsters that cannot shake the feeling there really is gold in that stream.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Like you say, there are a handful of success stories - too few to support what appears to be a legion of hipsters that cannot shake the feeling there really is gold in that stream

I blame subjectively good games like Shovel Knight and Undertale. Especially Undertale. Made by Toby Fox, composer of music for another indie troonfest Homestuck. Projects like these, whether it's animations, games, comics, etc always have some exceptional people attracted to it because it's so "inclusive" or it's "a great lesson" but mostly because it's finally a chance for the exceptional commoner to stop relying on tardbucks and start earning actual money.

Problem is, while Undertale is headed by a person who's associated with Lolcows, he isn't a lolcow himself, (I think. If there's a thread on Toby Fox doing weird shit, please tell me.) while everybody else in that industry is an exceptional lolcow who sees indie games like Shovel Knight or whatever and think that it's their chance to make Understuck

 

[blackduck]

I blame subjectively good games like Shovel Knight and Undertale. Especially Undertale. Made by Toby Fox, composer of music for another indie troonfest Homestuck. Projects like these, whether it's animations, games, comics, etc always have some exceptional people attracted to it because it's so "inclusive" or it's "a great lesson" but mostly because it's finally a chance for the exceptional commoner to stop relying on tardbucks and start earning actual money.

Problem is, while Undertale is headed by a person who's associated with Lolcows, he isn't a lolcow himself, (I think. If there's a thread on Toby Fox doing weird shit, please tell me.) while everybody else in that industry is an exceptional lolcow who sees indie games like Shovel Knight or whatever and think that it's their chance to make Understuck

He was smart. Literally nuked everything he ever posted online the second he realized he became internet famous for making undertale.

 

[TheGuntMobile99]

Whats with those indie game soydevs anyway? Why do they all have to be fucked up bug people semi-personalities? It seems there are like ten, tops, video games made by indies which are playable/functional/actually pretty great.

Entertainment attracts two kind of people, people with issues but whose passion usually has at least one chord that they strike with the public, and homunculi who have enough artificial intelligence and technical competency to at least try to exploit some trend or idea they see, It's why a lot of them focus their game on one theme like NiTW with friendship and/or latch on to nostalgic or warm/cutesy art styles. It's why Zoe made Depression Quest a game and not a book, not enough genuine human emotion to relate enough to communicate outside technical imitations of human life

 

[grumble_bum]

Alec was one of those feminist cucks just a few weeks ago, and then he got metoo'd straight to hell. Putting more of them on the chopping block to appease their troglodyte masters is what their false outrage business is all about.

Soy for the soy throne, feminists for the feminist god.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

He was smart. Literally nuked everything he ever posted online the second he realized he became internet famous for making undertale.

So he DFE'd. Damn. So he's a potential lolcow but we won't know unless some shit comes up.

Things to note for the future. But sincerely? I hope he's not a weird pedo fuck. I liked undertale. I just thought the fans were fucking exceptional. Just like anime. The show's are good but the fans are just god awful.

like those faggots who claim my JoJos are trans. Fucking Halal man.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

New memoirs coming 2020

I got an advanced copy

 

[Kacho]

Ya know I just remembered a bit of trivia regarding how the upper class used to function.

Since medieval times the firstborn son of rich and powerful families would be expected to inherit the family name and respectability, and thus would be corralled into a respectable occupation like doctor or lawyer or military officer or whathaveyou. All bankrolled by family money with the aim that this would result in the next generation of the family being led by a qualified and well bred man who could be trusted to ensure the family name lived on in good standing and good fortune

Dubya

However, there would invariably be other sons in such families, and while for the most part these sons would be valued as back-up heirs or scions of the family in their own right.....quite often being spoiled from birth and raised in the loveless environment of wealth/power obsessed family dynamics resulted in such specimens being complete and total embarrassments to both the family and society as a whole, the kind of spastic who didnt even have the excuse of being born physically/mentally deformed which would have confered some level of pity-induced respect to the family in question.

These useless idiot sons would often find themselves shipped off to career paths that while comfortable and safe would ensure they would remain a long way away from their family and would ideally not be able to legitimately reproduce and bring further shame upon their line. Thus the church was seen as the ideal dumping ground for useless immature douchebag sons of the rich and powerful for literal centuries as it would be "respectable" enough an occupation to avoid open mockery, and would keep them cloistered away from polite society, while also theoretically making sure they didnt breed* and assuming these sons managed to shape up and remain loyal, would ensure allies within the most powerful social institution which would prove handy for a number of reason

JEB!

 

[NQ 952]

@LordKaT will you smash quinn

My heart says no but my dick says yes.

 

[Arachnomatricide]

Dubya



JEB!

Indie Game Designer Jeb: Please clap. (Or I’ll kill myself.)