Snowflake Alyssa Waldrop / Vade / Scoutgender / AutisticLeafeon / SpiritLore / Zexper - Kiwi Farms' Favorite Otherkin Tumblrina

[Bliiizzard]

I'm sad Vade has taken 2D as their kin, I really liked 2D

 

[Lurker]

I'm new to this 'vade' person but... what's with people with 'triggers' constantly indulging in their own 'triggers'?
They're just constantly eating their own shit all day, while boasting about being obsessed with eating their own shit all day.
Just stop eating your own shit and do something else.

I keep seeing this same pattern in the tumblr world and it's mind boggling (especially when you yourself have mental issues)

that being said, this is horribly hilarious.

One word: Attention.

 

[Funnybone]

One word: Attention.

And it works so well!

 

[Lurker]

I dunno, maybe you should ask us 33 times, again. I'm sure that'll work.

Look at the timestamp.

And then go fuck yourself for even suggesting that she should ask us 33 times again. It'll happen. It'll fucking happen. The ride never ends.

Edit:

THREEEEEEEEEEEE! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! IT WAS THREEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Meowthkip]

So is Vade pretending to be Not Vade now?

 

[Lurker]

So is Vade pretending to be Not Vade now?

The only way she could successfully do that is to not be Vade at all. Because even when she tries to not be Vade, she is still Vade.

And she needs to step the fuck off of the Gorillaz fandom and 2D. Bitch probably never even listened to any of their shit.

Sorry for the doublepost, but this is her sidebar thing... You know what I mean.

So she's basically setting herself up for anon hate and a bunch of strangers to get her Skype.

...Good.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

*laughs until i cant breathe*

 

[Lurker]

I remember that one time she said she quit, and then reposted this for the fourth time.

Vade, face it, no one wants your Skype. No one wants anything to do with you. No one likes you. No one cares about you. The "friendships" you have on Tumblr are temporary and fleeting. Your "friends" will leave you when they realize you're no longer relevant.

The only people who tolerate you are the people who make fun of you, and the people who call you out on your heaps of horseshit. We're the closest thing you will ever have to "friends".

 

[Iamthatis]

So she's quitting tumblr and all that jazz but she is still reblogging ask for new url on ringabelkin every 15 minutes.

 

[Bliiizzard]

So she's quitting tumblr and all that jazz but she is still reblogging ask for new url on ringabelkin every 15 minutes.

It's probably queued so it'll automatically post every little while.

 

[lolwut]

Bitch probably never even listened to any will take credit for all of their shit.

FTFY

But yeah, does anyone really believe she's going to quit Tumblr for any amount of time? Remember the last time she tried that shit? After days of hyping her exile she left for less than a day then went right back to business as usual.

 

[Lurker]

It's probably queued so it'll automatically post every little while.

I'm sure that won't alienate anyone who's following her Ringabel blog. It's not like their dashboards are being swamped with this stupid shit or anything.

 

[Cosmos]

Vade, if you're going to ditch Tumblr, the least you can do is give us our son back. Stop holding Tero hostage against us or we will be forced to sue for custody. I know an internet lawyer who is totally legitimate and is in no way me using the Wikipedia page on custody laws, a thesaurus, and a fake email address.

 

[Overchek]

Message coming in from the front, sir!

 

[lolwut]

Message coming in from the front, sir!

Is this from that PTSD site? I can't believe she's still playing them like that. I know she heavily exaggerates our involvement in her life, but she has to have some weens trying to out her to these poor people. If she really is leaving Tumblr for awhile (which I refuse to believe) then she'll likely be a lot more active there to pick up the slack- which will inevitably show them her true colors as she fails to take control of the community.

 

[LittleAlice]

What baffles me is that if you don't know it's Vade's new blog, you can't really guess it. They got rid of their 28 kintypes (I counted once) to replace them with a single one, forgot about their headmates, answered way more polietly to the asks they got, and also said they were 20 when they're not yet. As if she could change her whole personality and interests as easily as you change your blog.
Wait that's exactly it

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Message coming in from the front, sir!

So even your ass is mentally ill? Dang it, Alyssa! When will this nonsense stop?!

 

[A.Shitposter]

See you when Vade makes a new blog thinking they totally tricked us into thinking they were leaving for reals tho.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

do we have a double agent yet? one who is Vade's "friend" and simultaneously telling us everything? if not... we should.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Rest assured that isn't the case, although that site seems to have just been getting worse and worse as of late. :v Some of us who are fortunate to have not lost their marbles might've had some close calls. I know I sure as heck did, but even in my ~SJW~ phase I was not nearly as fucked up as Vade is.

Also you do still have the fucked up on the opposite side of the spectrum like literal Nazis and mass shooter worshipers who all wanna suck Eric Harris's and Dylan Klebold's dicks.

... Oh Tumblr.

Hell, I used to be an SJW too, though nowhere NEAR as bad as Vade was. And yeah, tumblr also has a fucking cesspool of Nazis and fascists and they just make tumblr that much worse.

I see more and more people either leave or conform every day.

And yet, I continue to stick around.

I must hate myself.

I'm with ya Cat. I still stay on tumblr despite the amount of incredibly shitty people such as the radical SJWs/radfems on this site because I am kinda used to it. That and seeing internet drama on sites like tumblr is actually kind of exciting to see.

I don't think she realizes that so long as she continues acting like an entitled child, we'll continue to find her. While Tumblr is filled with people like her, Alyssa makes it very obvious what blogs are hers when they pop up. As Jaimas said, soon she won't have any followers at all, because they'll get tired of having to go to her new blogs.

There's no hiding from the prying eyes of the Kiwi Farms.

Truth. I mean, basically anyone smart enough to track their url could probably figure out their next url and spot them pretty fast.

That's exactly what Vade needs to do. Get medication, get treatment for whatever's wrong with them, and distance themselves from the people they're manipulating and also being enabled by. Put themselves in the care of psychiatrists who won't just sit there and validate their fictionkin identity of the day. Get a new job, maybe get away from their parents.

That's what Vade should do, but I'm thinking they're probably just saying this to try to shake their opponents off their tail and they're already planning their next url.

I actually have to agree with you guys here. I HIGHLY doubt that Vade will leave tbh.

Fucking leave, you festering pile of shit.

Edit::

Honestly, I think her enablers and asspatters are actually worse than she is. These people should fucking know better than to enable this hambeast, but no, they're sheep.

Yeah, from what I have seen, Vade's enablers such as thegreatautisticmaxie/autisticspyro and stonersniper/autisticsniper are worse from not only just enabling and asskissing Vade, but through some of the shit they do themselves.

So I'm looking through Vade's Tumblr (unrelated note: why the fuck do you need three pages to talk about yourself? good lord) and...



Oh god there's an 'orientation' term for being a creep who comes on way too fast now. I'm assuming this is a tumblr thing because the only thing I can find on that is here: http://mogai-archive.tumblr.com/post/92391469384/fixesexual-romantic

I don't even know what to say to that.

Also, there's not a single mention of their headmates anywhere. Vade, what have you done with Tero?

As far as Vade supposedly leaving Tumblr, does anyone actually believe it's gonna happen?

I highly doubt Vade will actually leave tumblr for good. And the fact that Vade's orientation is being a creep is like wtf tbh. I mean, seriously Vade, you are basically admitting to be a creepy ass mothafucka.

I dunno, maybe you should ask us 33 times, again. I'm sure that'll work.

Yeah, Vade has reblogged this like multiple times already and it's fucking hilarious how Vade is asking so DESPERATELY for attention.