🐱 Nurse used patient’s vagina as ventriloquist’s dummy ‘to amuse colleagues’

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A nurse used a patient’s vagina as a ventriloquist’s dummy and pretended to make it talk in front of horrified colleagues, a tribunal heard. William Kennedy ‘pulled the patient’s labia apart and said: “Hello, my name is Patient A”‘ as he examined the vulnerable care home resident. But Kennedy said the ‘socially awkward situation’ had been blown out of proportion and said he had forgotten to take his medication The nurse even blamed witnesses for what had happened at Cwmgelli Lodge Care Home in Blackwood, south Wales, the Nursing and Midwifery Council (NMC) heard. Kennedy was convicted of ill-treating a patient who lacked capacity at Gwent Magistrates Court on February 20 last year and given a community order. The hearing was told his current employer at Royal Gwent Hospital in Newport, are aware of the conviction. The NMC agreed on a number of conditions to be placed on Kennedy over the next 18 months.
He will be barred from carrying out intimate examinations or clinical procedures and must not be the nurse in charge of any shift. Kennedy will have to remain under direct supervision at all times when working and will have to report to a line manager once a month to discuss his professionalism. Panel chairman Philip Sayce said: ‘There were concerns raised about the level of Mr Kennedy’s insight regarding his conviction when discussing the incident with his probation officer. ‘In addition there was a concern about whether or not he had fully disclosed the details of his conviction when seeking employment with a previous employer.’ He said the evidence ‘gave rise to real concerns about patient safety and public protection. Kennedy was not present, and not represented at the hearing.
 
Their language is weird.

"Helo, fy enw i yw amyneddgar A!"

Once I come home drunk/high, accidentally went to the wrong channel on the TV and I was almost convinced I was having a stroke

 
Once I come home drunk/high, accidentally went to the wrong channel on the TV and I was almost convinced I was having a stroke


I've read what people having strokes have tried to write a few times before. This is pretty astonishingly similar to that.
 
Someone's a fan of Robin Williams' Patch Adams.

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Reminds me of stories I heard about people getting fired from morgues for outrageous behaviour:

One guy took photos of dead peoples' genitals and posted them on the walls of the employees' break room.
Another one placed a lit cigarette in the mouth of a corpse and took a photo of it.
 
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I hope he imitated Eric Morecambe...

"What do you think of the show so far?"

"Rubbish!"
 
Working in this exact field, this is kind of why I dislike male nurses. Then this douche bag goes and blames his medication, it's complete BS. When you hear about bad nurses, you'll usually hear about women being bitchy and abusive and men violating boundaries and ethics. I'm tired of people just showing up for paychecks.


Was he drinking a glass of water at the same time?
I bet he made comments about her bad breath as part of the show.
 
Once I come home drunk/high, accidentally went to the wrong channel on the TV and I was almost convinced I was having a stroke
I've read what people having strokes have tried to write a few times before. This is pretty astonishingly similar to that.
Their language is weird.

"Helo, fy enw i yw amyneddgar A!"
A British language is going to die soon and it's not going to be Welsh, so laugh while you still can.
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Feels good to have been born in a country that has the spine to look after and be proud of its own culture and language, ngl.
 
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