DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Phil Factor]

Honest food question, when's the last time Phil has ever consumed a vegetable?

 

[Pargon]

Honest food question, when's the last time Phil has ever consumed a vegetable?

I suppose you could count the mashed-up, sugar-drenched tomato sludge he calls ahthentic sauce as a vegetable.

Failing that, fuck knows. French fries are a vegetable if you want to be really technical (and insane).

 

[JackDavis]

Honest food question, when's the last time Phil has ever consumed a vegetable?

He bragged about homemade custom vegetable soup a couple years ago.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Honest food question, when's the last time Phil has ever consumed a vegetable?

Wasn't dinner a few nights ago a salad and ramen soup?

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Which ailment will afflict Phil first? Colon cancer, diabetes, or cardiovascular disease? Could we set up a poll perhaps?

 

[LiquidCancer]

Wasn't dinner a few nights ago a salad and ramen soup?

No that was a "snack" after his late stream.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

No that was a "snack" after his late stream.

Ramen and a salad, like a fucking college kid. Last month he also said himself and Katherine only went to some fast food place to eat when on their day off, because it was cheap.
But on the other hand he throws away food as he fails to keep bagles fresh when he buys a week in advance.

The salad he eats is likely the pre cut / pre "washed" ready to eat one that comes in a bag, that one he never cleans because he's a fucking idiot.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Where does his money go? Where there has been speculation. Basic bills like water and electric, two mortgages with their home owners association fees, trash and recycling, cell phone for himself and Kat, home phone which he claims he cancelled but was accidentally seen still hooked up, car payment and insurance, health insurance, home owner's insurance, Jasper insurance, credit card payments on "dozens of cards", groceries, NETFLIX payment, Hulu payment, PSVue payment, premium Spotify, Brazzers account, two internet lines one which is high speed business class, Schwan's food delivery service, going out to eat, premium cat food, payment to his webmaster to keep KOHF online, retainer to his tax attorney, and his tax payment plan.

You forgot WWE Network and he also revealed recently that he has Amazon Prime.

 

[Comma]

No, no, no, he didn't say "a bunch of credit card loans et cetera", if you listen closely he said "including my mortgage, a bunch of credit cards, loans (multiple), et cetera."

You're right. I probably didn't hear it correctly due to his autistic intonation and the way he strings words/sentences together like a drunk person.

Saw a story on The Verge about Twitch going radio silent on a big name streamer who used racial slurs during a broadcast. Don’t expect Phil to ever get banned from this platform as long as the bits keep flowing.

I dunno...

First of all, someone spelled his name wrong and not a single Twitch employee, from the editor of the video to the people managing the official Twitter account and everyone in between who might have reviewed the project, noticed it. That makes me wonder how big he actually is in Twitch their eyes. Maybe they care just about enough that they know he gets reported 24/7, and disregard that as him being trolled. That also might be the reason he gets away with gray area stuff.

I've made a similar post about this a while back, but second: with every fuck-up Twitch makes, the voice of the general public will become louder. At some point people will get fed up with Twitch being random as fuck regarding their own rules. With every (big) streamer not getting punished for obviously breaking the rules set by Twitch and other (mostly smaller) streamers getting the axe for insignificant stuff, the pressure on Twitch is building and at some point the dam will burst. All it might take is a semi-big Youtuber/streamer making a fuzz about injustice on Twitch, and people will storm the castle like we've seen so many times before with other internet drama, which in turn will force Twitch to become (much) more strict and/or changing the rules so streamers need to behave accordingly even more.

The group of people who want to see Twitch burn due to the reasons above (and others) is ever growing, and it will be interesting to see how they'll react to that.


Just check the comments, both old and recent, under this tweet from when they implemented the new community guidelines:

Twitch on Twitter

“Please watch us closely and hold us accountable. This first update clarifies our guidelines, but we know we'll be judged on how we enforce them. Look for more communication about our enforcement policies in the coming months. https://t.co/WEsnudVKol”

twitter.com

 

[Hungrymandinner]

I dunno...

First of all, someone spelled his name wrong and not a single Twitch employee, from the editor of the video to the people managing the official Twitter account and everyone in between who might have reviewed the project, noticed it. That makes me wonder how big he actually is in Twitch their eyes. Maybe they care just about enough that they know he gets reported 24/7, and disregard that as him being trolled. That also might be the reason he gets away with gray area stuff.

Twitch on Twitter

“Please watch us closely and hold us accountable. This first update clarifies our guidelines, but we know we'll be judged on how we enforce them. Look for more communication about our enforcement policies in the coming months. https://t.co/WEsnudVKol”

twitter.com

Ok, assuming that is true, how can we get Phil preemptively banned from Mixer? Would love to see him sweat (not literally) if / when the ban hammer drops.

 

[Gout9Gaming]

Phil is going to be an "undesirable" wherever he goes. from what I have seen mixer seems to actually give a shit about their platform, you don't see many e-beggers over there probably for a reason. The streamers over there take pride in being on Mixer, they believe in the platform and are excited for any growth it may receive.. I don't think they are going to allow Phil to just slide in and shit all over everything like he usually does. streamers on twitch seem to let Phil slide with the bullshit he pulls, I think if he switches to mixer he is going to have a tough time in more ways than one.... I don't think his behavior is going to be tolerated on mixer as it is with Twitch.. my that's just my opinion

 

[Comma]

Ok, assuming that is true, how can we get Phil preemptively banned from Mixer? Would love to see him sweat (not literally) if / when the ban hammer drops.

DSP is perfectly capable to get into trouble on any streaming platform himself. So we just sit back, document/archive stuff and enjoy the show.

And even if he has Mixer and/or Youtube as a backup when he gets banned from Twitch, we all know he'll throw a massive pitty/emergency fest regardless.

 

[Dr.Chill]

DSP is perfectly capable to get into trouble on any streaming platform himself. So we just sit back, document/archive stuff and enjoy the show.

And even if he has Mixer and/or Youtube as a backup when he gets banned from Twitch, we all know he'll throw a massive pitty/emergency fest regardless.

This, it's been said before and I hold true to it. DSP is his biggest detractor.

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

Ok, assuming that is true, how can we get Phil preemptively banned from Mixer? Would love to see him sweat (not literally) if / when the ban hammer drops.

We don’t have to do anything just sit back and watch the dumpster fire.

He only gets away with shit because he partnered. As stated by h3h3 if you’re partnered you’re golden and if you’re a partnered twitch thot then that just means good money.

He wouldn’t survive on mixer since they would crack down on his toxicity or e-begging in a heartbeat. Hell knowing Phil’s dumbass would talk shit about ninja and get ban ban banned

 

[the khat quaffer]

Quoting myself because we recently talked about this.



DSP during today's pre-stream, talking about his mortgage payment(s), credit card loans and bank account:

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"UHHHM, Just being real HANEST here, the best way you can CONTRIBUTE, is to TIP me..."

I swear to god, every uploader should put a disclaimer saying something like, 'I swear, this IS new content. This was recorded on ____. I'm not re-uploading old videos. This actually happened today.'

Pigroach has this oven-dodging habit of saying word-for-word the exact same thing day in day out with the exact same intonation. Whether any particular pre-stream happened today, yesterday, a month ago, is a complete fucking toss up.

PS: Whatever fan (?) gave him that one bit of art (first visible at 10 seconds) should be timed from the internet for a decade.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Ok, assuming that is true, how can we get Phil preemptively banned from Mixer? Would love to see him sweat (not literally) if / when the ban hammer drops.

Because Phil can only see 2 feet in front of him, he is only focused on RIGHT NOW. If I was a Twitch streamer and a new streaming platform is created, i would go and register my Twitch name just in case. You never know what could happen.

Phil should have done this with Mixer. Instead he shit on the platform and remains true and loyal to Twitch.

Because of Phil's delay, his usernames are long gone and if he does go over to Mixer, he may have to create a brand new name which result in a 4 hour panic stream.

 

[SowonNation]

PS: Whatever fan (?) gave him that one bit of art (first visible at 10 seconds) should be timed from the internet for a decade.

How coincidental that you say that! Remember how we were dissecting MoraMoria's persona on Twitter and the Dox forum earlier?

compare both of these pieces of fan art, and it's safe to assume that Mora did both of them (it's confirmed that he/she/they made the left one).
Make of that what you will.

/edit: made sure to point out some of the obvious things that hint at the fact that both of these were done by the same artist. He's very generous with the way he portrays Phil - especially his hairline.

 

[actually]

To be fair, now would be a good time to gift subs considering subs are half off now. I'm actually surprised DSP doesn't push this more, but then again he would have to wait a few weeks to get sub money and he needs tips RIGHT NOW to pay bills dood.

Gift subs are still full price. Last subtember they were half-price, but this time around, it's only regular (Tier 1 only?) subs that are half-price.

Wasn't dinner a few nights ago a salad and ramen soup?

Are we really counting iceberg lettuce as a vegetable? I mean, it's technically true and thus Phil's boner-inducing favorite, but yikes...

 

[Invalid_T]

Ok, assuming that is true, how can we get Phil preemptively banned from Mixer? Would love to see him sweat (not literally) if / when the ban hammer drops.

Eh, let's not be malicious. It's DSP, he'll find a way to do it himself.

 

[PantsuParty]

Because Phil can only see 2 feet in front of him, he is only focused on RIGHT NOW. If I was a Twitch streamer and a new streaming platform is created, i would go and register my Twitch name just in case. You never know what could happen.

Imagine being darksydephil_1