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I only just noticed Jake's new avatar. Obese, danger-haired mermaid is an interesting choice.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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good to know that JESSE SINGAL is not in fact a Nazi but simply the equivalent of a Nazi
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It's not, but nobody could fault you for thinking that as your first guess.
It looks like some genuine OC, and god damn is it bad. It looks awful shrunk down, the anatomy sucks, outline's way too thick, just terrible all around. I suspect he was only willing to change ti because of the Chelsea drama surrounding the suicide.
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Jake truly is incapable of doing even the tiniest thing by himself, he admits to using his creepy avatar and creeping people out for years and the only action he took to fix that was a solemn vow to change it if someone else gave him an avatar. That it is a tremendously blubbery violet mermaid with glasses that someone randomly tossed him is probably coincidental and not at all his OC.
He has also sperged about mermaids and made himself out to be an expert in the past, it might be one of his fetishes. Mermaids and slime girls. And women's tits.
Origin of his current avatar and I guess we know what he really looks like now. Maybe he bought a purple wig to live out his dreams of being CHELSAY!
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Him speculating about their genitals and thinking about bodily functions.
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He has also sperged about mermaids and made himself out to be an expert in the past, it might be one of his fetishes. Mermaids and slime girls. And women's tits.
Origin of his current avatar and I guess we know what he really looks like now. Maybe he bought a purple wig to live out his dreams of being CHELSAY!
Expert:
Lust:
Him speculating about their genitals and thinking about bodily functions.
Other crap:
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Jake got ripped off, that avatar looks nothing like him.
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He'll go back to the old avatar pretty soon. He loves the implication that he's a cute loli irl.
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His avatar looks like a dangerhair emerging from a ballsack.
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The worst thing about Jake using the word “yon” is that he’s not even using it correctly. Jake seems to think it means “that” or “the.” It doesn’t. It means “that thing which is far away.” As in “hither and yon.” You wouldn’t say “yon movie” unless the movie was physically distant.
Mind you, you wouldn’t say “yon movie” at all unless you were a pretentious neckbeard.
Mind you, you wouldn’t say “yon movie” at all unless you were a pretentious neckbeard.
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It's such a unique way of misusing the word that it's practically his online signature.
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Everything's physically distant when you're a shut-in in Niantic who can't drive.
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Jesus, that avatar is possibly the most autistic thing I've seen since Kengle's Buffalo Cube (aka "the saltlick of autism")
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Holy fuck, dude. Psychotic fat merman molesting a pie with his tits? That is WAY creepier than pretending you're a little girl online. What the actual shit, Jake?
With this, one of his bigger recent Googleshngs, is Jake on his way to -- ironically -- pussying out of being a transwoman and just pretending he's nonbinary like that's a real thing? Between Jake Alley and Becky Gerber, I finally see why non-binary is a thing: it gives low-effort troons a way to back out when pretending they're anything other than attention whores takes too much work. It's the new "say you're bisexual to show you're not a prude." Being nonbinary proves you're not a "cissy" but you don't have to actually do anything to follow through.
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Don't forget Nora Reed
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I thought it was a fat chick putting her tits into a cake but apparently it’s a mermaid with a controller. Huh.
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I thought the same exact thing. MerJake is getting yon smurfberry pie all over his voluptuous "gals".
Holy fuck, dude. Psychotic fat merman molesting a pie with his tits? That is WAY creepier than pretending you're a little girl online. What the actual shit, Jake?
With this, one of his bigger recent Googleshngs, is Jake on his way to -- ironically -- pussying out of being a transwoman and just pretending he's nonbinary like that's a real thing? Between Jake Alley and Becky Gerber, I finally see why non-binary is a thing: it gives low-effort troons a way to back out when pretending they're anything other than attention whores takes too much work. It's the new "say you're bisexual to show you're not a prude." Being nonbinary proves you're not a "cissy" but you don't have to actually do anything to follow through.
(One of my fave things Jake does is try to casual talk like "one of the girls"; it's uniquely awkward because Jake can't pull off normal small talk AT ALL, even when the standard for "normal" is Rat King Twitter, on its own a fairly generous definition of normalcy. But add in his peculiar glee at mincing around as yon dainty mer-twee, filter it through the Googleshng that is Jake's "unique" (read: overly passive and roundabout incel fetishistic) way of expressing himself and the result is pure "Violet Hargrave" magic. Hilarious. I'm shocked he had the restraint to not choose Galadriel MerKamen as his troon name. Great opsec there, jakey!)
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Secret Gamer Girl on Twitter
“@ZJemptv Looking at the comments to that, and to this, my eyes are really bugging out at all the people revealing they get all their news from far right hate campaigns, conflating this with a rapist committing suicide.”
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It also specifically means that something is visible to the eyes both to the speaker and listener but distant. It is improper to use it at all online.
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Jake does have kind of an Ursula thing going.
"a rapist committing suicide"
Congratulations, it has been zero days since Jake Alley libeled someone on Twitter.
Congratulations, it has been zero days since Jake Alley libeled someone on Twitter.