Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[eternal dog mongler]

Think this has been said before but hypermobility by itself is ridiculously common. You then have hypermobility syndrome which is less common.

I always find it interesting that most of these hEDS cases don't seem to have a family history of EDS.

Ridiculously common is right. Any gymnast could get a hEDS diagnosis because doctors don't care about the whole other part of the diagnostic criteria, apparently.

 

[yomamamasofat]

Bee is currently crying on live because a carer asked if she was faking. https://www.facebook.com/BeesWorldThroughMyEyes/videos/502477923653461/

 

[Occam's Epilady]

Does bee claim Ed’s?

Which video is this a still from? Is this really the farthest she bends her thumb? If so, that's absolutely hilarious.

 

[dopedodo]

Ridiculously common is right. Any gymnast could get a hEDS diagnosis because doctors don't care about the whole other part of the diagnostic criteria, apparently.

Technically not - gymnasts have flexibility which some have naturally but can be acquired by pretty much anyone with training, whereas hypermobility occurs in the joints and can't be "learnt". Flexibility would get you 1 point on the Beighton scale (touching the ground with the palms of your hands from a standing position).

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Technically not - gymnasts have flexibility which some have naturally but can be acquired by pretty much anyone with training, whereas hypermobility occurs in the joints and can't be "learnt". Flexibility would get you 1 point on the Beighton scale (touching the ground with the palms of your hands from a standing position).

Only thing I can't do on the Beighton scale is the thumb to forearm thing. I think that one might be a good indicator of hypermobility and joint laxity.

Surprise! It doesn't really matter and you can get your hEDS diagnosis anyway.

 

[Whereareallthepeople]

Has anyone been following mcmunchie dani lately? Im sure the drama has been crazy (anyone have anything I might have missed?) But today her story popped up in my stories so I opened it (it's like a bad car accident-you just can't look away!!) And she posted about having to have like 4 or 5 feeding tube changes since she first got the tube in november (will have, yet another, tube change tomorrow according to her IG stories the past few days. They just don't like her body or whatever she claims it to be And THEN she also posted that "guess I'm going to be on TPN for a while." She's gained a fair amount of weight so we all known she is eating a lot on top of running her liquid gold (TPN). This girl...my god.

This "tpn for a while " thing...This is like her dream come true! She goes out of her way EVERY SINGLE DAY to tell anyone who will listen (or read) that she is so nauseous and she can't keep anything down and that even doing her meds through her feeding tube make her so sick. I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall in her apartment (well, maybe not so much-she lives in absolute filth) and see how much and what she eats every day and how much she actually vomits (if at all) and if she does or feels any of the things she has to remind us in big letters on every freaking story!! It's just so laughable! She also posted that her doctor won't let her get a tattoo (awww, poor, poor baby Dani. She can't do anything because she is just the sickest of every sicky out there--and, she can't do any stupid little thing without emailing her doctor about stupid shit incessantly!) God, her poor doctors. I don't even want to know how much shit they have to deal with from her. I wonder how many emails they get from her each day/week!!

It would be even better to be a fly on the wall during her doctors appointments. The kind of shit they have to deal with!!! No one can stand her horrible whiny high pitched voice already but listening to what she writes about in that voice--it must be the most painful thing to be one of her doctors just having to listen to her bullshit complaints with that nails-on-a-blackboard voice.

I am waiting for the day that she goes to her doctor asking for/demanding opiate pain killers-im actually quote surprised that bit hasn't popped up a long time ago! But shit, I shouldn't have given her any ideas.

 

[Cold Waffle]

On today's episode of Adventures of Sarah-Jean...

-Wednesday now, last time she vlogged was Saturday. Sunday to Monday she helped her dad with the antiques, worked 9 hours each day then slept. Tuesday she didn't vlog because she didn't do anything and couldn't think of anything to say.
-She needs to vlog every day or else she'll keep making excuses not to vlog. [Note: She only started daily vlogs after Jaquie died.]
-Has to help EvilDad bring the stuff back from the event. Going to have to lift furniture. Then doing hair and makeup for a maternity shoot. Then has to call her disability lawyer to ask if they can speak to EvilDad instead of her because she doesn't feel like having the phone calls herself. Wowwww.
-Riding home from antique show in the bed of the pickup truck to keep the stuff from flying out. Instead of holding it with both arms, she holds her camera with one.
-"don't mind me. I look like a mess"
-Popped out her left knee and it "stayed out for quite some time." Rested for a long time, made "very little" lunch because she doesn't have lunch food. Now blasting music and setting up her studio. Photo shoot cancelled. Most of her vlog is going to be her doing SFX makeup. Planning to make a makeup channel (she already has an old one but why not?).
-Photo shoot is at a $2.1 million home. She's very excited about this.
-Called two lawyers, waiting to hear back from them. Company is sending her free CBD after she whined about it. She's supposed to keep it a secret and is not telling what brand it is because of that. Health is good, no symptoms except her knee which she used "rubbing stuff" (liniment) and KT tape on.
-Nah, not doing makeup. Doesn't feel like it, wants to enjoy the weather instead because it's turning to Fall weather quickly.
-Sitting on the front porch which has a rail but no gate so the dogs can get off. Can't let gizmo out off leash or he'll run around, cross the street, etc. Freckles doesn't "usually" leave the property.
-her friend is supposed to come over but he hasn't shown up yet. Going out to eat with him. Surprised EvilDad with some soup and tea she made because he felt unwell.
-Drinking OJ and peach schnapps. "Peach schnapps isn't liquor. It's just the stuff you put in liquor to make it taste like peach, but I don't think it has liquor in it. It's like bloody mary mix. You use it for liquor but you don't have to be 21 to buy it. I just like it for the flavoring. But there's no liquor in there." Most schnapps sold in the US is 20% abv. Christ she's stupid.
-clipping her toenails and we are privy to this. Good lord.
-Annoyed it took her friend an hour to get ready to go out.
-Great shot of her double chin as she shoves some nacho-like product into her mouth. Burger and fries. So many digestive issues, though.
-Watching a show about a drug addict and a transgender falling in love.

I'm mesmerized by how adamant she is about peach schnapps being non-alcoholic. She's so desperate to prove that she isn't an alcoholic, but in the process of proving everyone wrong, she just looks like more of a fool. Why not just have your drink and not vlog about it if you're that determined to stay off everyone's radar?


She also mentions in this video (7:20ish) that a company is sending her CBD oil free of charge, and that it's a secret (but it's okay, since she isn't going to say the brand). She can't keep her mouth shut about anything. It's glorious.

 

[simulated goat]

I'm mesmerized by how adamant she is about peach schnapps being non-alcoholic. She's so desperate to prove that she isn't an alcoholic, but in the process of proving everyone wrong, she just looks like more of a fool. Why not just have your drink and not vlog about it if you're that determined to stay off everyone's radar?
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She also mentions in this video (7:20ish) that a company is sending her CBD oil free of charge, and that it's a secret (but it's okay, since she isn't going to say the brand). She can't keep her mouth shut about anything. It's glorious.

It's not just alcoholic but high sugar and fattening as all hell. Confession: once went on peach schapps kick with friend for about two months one summer. We gained at least ten pounds by the end of it. It's like drinking pancake syrup.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

It's not just alcoholic but high sugar and fattening as all hell. Confession: once went on peach schapps kick with friend for about two months one summer. We gained at least ten pounds by the end of it. It's like drinking pancake syrup.

Alcoholic pancake syrup!

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Sarah-Jean's new video is titled "Dance Like Know [sic] One's Watching."
Lord, please guide me gently through this video, Amen.

-filming in her car at a stop light, not driving so don't bitch
-EvilDad is flying to his sister's for a few days.
-As she was driving she had horrible intense pain in her abdomen area, only in the front so it can't be gas, then got so bad that she couldn't breathe properly, so she had to pull over and watch Frey Life on her phone.
-"I get diarrhea soooo muuuuch it's ridicalus... I'm always very soft-stooled." The pain is "moving downstairs" and she's worried she's going to shit herself in her car. This situation gets worse the longer she talks about it, but instead of putting down the camera and running for her sweet dear life she keeps flapping her gums about it.
-Cut to "I... am... going to be taking ...a bath." Oh god. She can't usually bathe because it's too hot and grosses her out, but her nurse will be here soon and something about her IVs. Does not say she shit herself, though, so thanks I guess?
-That's all she has planned for her day. She's sending out paper newsletters about her care packages which she calls "Information Publication Mail." As in, that is the title of her newsletter.
-Bath bomb. "Very creative to the original creator who created these." There's something inside it, a small plastic gem thing. Films herself bathing.
-Walking on a gravel driveway barefoot to get the mail right after she took a bath. Oh lord.
-Cringe dancing and lip syncing
-Curls hair. Terrible horrible nurse is two hours late. Doesn't she know this woman needs her salt water? She was waiting to take the dorgs to the dorgpark! She's going to have a little bit of a chat with her about this grave injustice. Close up of peripheral IV placement, three sticks required.
-Going with that Haywood chap to get chinese food because she doesn't feel like cooking, because she doesn't have what she wants to make any one meal, like she can make spaghetti but doesn't have fake meatballs. Gets tofu and broccoli with garlic sauce and extra garlic sauce on the side.
-tiredface. Still infusing because her nurse was so late, augh! Didn't take the dorgs out at all.
-Complains about the peripheral IVs and how hard it was to get one in this time, complains about where it was eventually placed. Keep gunning for that port, Sarah-Jean, the one you almost had until you acted like a demanding manic munchie and your doctor realized you'd just come hounding him for something else when the novelty wore off.

I could live without her ever describing her poop texture to me again.

It's not just alcoholic but high sugar and fattening as all hell. Confession: once went on peach schapps kick with friend for about two months one summer. We gained at least ten pounds by the end of it. It's like drinking pancake syrup.

Alcoholic pancake syrup!

Butterscotch schnapps tastes like actual pancake syrup. Mix with shitty whiskey for a delightful breakfast.

 

[BT 965]

Nope bee needs way more talk about on here her vids are great at first they seem boring but a lot of drama happens.

She’s a really good actor acting all traumatised being like I’m gonna tell you something but can’t. Pause for effect. Ok I’m gonna haha

I’m only typing some things out quickly but yes she does claim Ed’s and that her joints pop out. Hey bee I saw how far you can bend your thumb to your wrist last time .

Lots of drama about if she can say about careers. Shes been through 3 different companies (and their multiple careers) her last have said she is faking. The one before performed an exorcism on her seizure.

If you actually listen she has a very high opinion of herself. “I think that’s what I’ve been put here on this earth to do” “I’m a very good person” etc etc all of her friends have abandoned her, they won’t visit any more.

She sings when she apparently is selective mute that’s very brave when you know the whole world could see it. Like we said before she acts like someone with CP but I actually think she’s very smart.

Complains about other carers ignoring her not using her slide and therefore dislocating her arms. “You just don’t lift someone who is very delicate like that!”

A lot of complaints about the state of her hair the carers haven’t brushed it today and they are meant to because she can’t do it. Later in the video takes her headphones off gets a brush and starts brushing it again big thoughts on herself brushes it then says “it is pretty nice hair I’ve got”

Her mum Germaine Crisp is CONSTANTLY commenting during the live vids. What is she doing sitting in the other room just confirming her terrible treatment? She is def in on it getting lots of Ben money because when they go for an assessment bee will magically act like she has CP.

Edited to add loop what her mum had for a profile picture for a bit. That is literally like the most disabled bee could look. It makes me sad when there a genuine people with CP and she takes a photo like that. Keep acting like you have a severely disabled daughter when you don’t for likes

 

[Crimewatcher 44]

With a chronic illness, wouldn't you already have situated all your specialties in a place where you live? (she's been in the same area since Lilly was born for context)

Absolutely. Most specialists require you to come in every 3 months once you have a treatment plan you're following. More often before that plan is in place or if symptoms worsen. If you have nausea or pain, you don't want to drive/ride long distances so priority #1 is getting a specialist close by.

(I'm not a mom but wouldn't you keep a similar sleep schedule to your kids so you aren't sleeping 20 minutes to their 4-5 hours?)

Again, absolutely. Unless you're stupid, which she obviously is.

 

[BT 965]

Oh good god this was on a Facebook group. THEY. ARE. ALL. THE. SAME!!!

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Sarah-Jean's new video is titled "Dance Like Know [sic] One's Watching."
Lord, please guide me gently through this video, Amen.

-filming in her car at a stop light, not driving so don't bitch
-EvilDad is flying to his sister's for a few days.
-As she was driving she had horrible intense pain in her abdomen area, only in the front so it can't be gas, then got so bad that she couldn't breathe properly, so she had to pull over and watch Frey Life on her phone.
-"I get diarrhea soooo muuuuch it's ridicalus... I'm always very soft-stooled." The pain is "moving downstairs" and she's worried she's going to shit herself in her car. This situation gets worse the longer she talks about it, but instead of putting down the camera and running for her sweet dear life she keeps flapping her gums about it.
-Cut to "I... am... going to be taking ...a bath." Oh god. She can't usually bathe because it's too hot and grosses her out, but her nurse will be here soon and something about her IVs. Does not say she shit herself, though, so thanks I guess?
-That's all she has planned for her day. She's sending out paper newsletters about her care packages which she calls "Information Publication Mail." As in, that is the title of her newsletter.
-Bath bomb. "Very creative to the original creator who created these." There's something inside it, a small plastic gem thing. Films herself bathing.
-Walking on a gravel driveway barefoot to get the mail right after she took a bath. Oh lord.
-Cringe dancing and lip syncing
-Curls hair. Terrible horrible nurse is two hours late. Doesn't she know this woman needs her salt water? She was waiting to take the dorgs to the dorgpark! She's going to have a little bit of a chat with her about this grave injustice. Close up of peripheral IV placement, three sticks required.
-Going with that Haywood chap to get chinese food because she doesn't feel like cooking, because she doesn't have what she wants to make any one meal, like she can make spaghetti but doesn't have fake meatballs. Gets tofu and broccoli with garlic sauce and extra garlic sauce on the side.
-tiredface. Still infusing because her nurse was so late, augh! Didn't take the dorgs out at all.
-Complains about the peripheral IVs and how hard it was to get one in this time, complains about where it was eventually placed. Keep gunning for that port, Sarah-Jean, the one you almost had until you acted like a demanding manic munchie and your doctor realized you'd just come hounding him for something else when the novelty wore off.

I could live without her ever describing her poop texture to me again.




Butterscotch schnapps tastes like actual pancake syrup. Mix with shitty whiskey for a delightful breakfast.

I had a Chantal flashback reading this. I can't believe she shit herself in her car LMAO. (Another Chantal similarity is all the processed vegan junk food she eats)
Do SJ's docs know how frequently she drinks? Because cutting out the booze could probably stop her from having the shits constantly.

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[yomamamasofat]

Oh good god this was on a Facebook group. THEY. ARE. ALL. THE. SAME!!!

They are. Notice how they also all seem to know medical terminology that isn't really known by most. Admittedly I'm not the brightest but I don't even know half of what they're on about.

Endometriosis and adenomyosis also seem to be coming up a lot. Most of the Chronically (insert name) I've seen on IG claim one of these or both along with the usual EDS type stuff.

 

[Toohottotrot]

Lots of drama about if she can say about careers. Shes been through 3 different companies (and their multiple careers) her last have said she is faking. The one before performed an exorcism on her seizure.Complains about other carers ignoring her not using her slide and therefore dislocating her arms. “You just don’t lift someone who is very delicate like that!”

Its not that unusual to go through multiple carers if there is some type of psych issue going on and/or just getting caregiver who specialize in the clients with psych dramas happening.The multiple companies in a short space of time is a bit of a red flag but it can be a way of a preventing an agency from reporting you as faking. Go thru every agency in town and then going back to first is common I'm told as well. Like why? So make them read the care plan have your mum refuse to allow them access to you till that is done if of course they are causing IF its a dislocations to start with

If you actually listen she has a very high opinion of herself. “I think that’s what I’ve been put here on this earth to do” “I’m a very good person” etc etc all of her friends have abandoned her, they won’t visit any more.

bpd?

She sings when she apparently is selective mute that’s very brave when you know the whole world could see it. Like we said before she acts like someone with CP but I actually think she’s very smart..

Singing can be a workaround for some.
People with CP can be geniuses her I maybe not? smart maybe genius no CP NO

Her mum Germaine Crisp is CONSTANTLY commenting during the live vids. What is she doing sitting in the other room just confirming her terrible treatment? She is def in on it getting lots of Ben money because when they go for an assessment bee will magically act like she has CP.

Edited to add loop what her mum had for a profile picture for a bit. That is literally like the most disabled bee could look. It makes me sad when there a genuine people with CP and she takes a photo like that. Keep acting like you have a severely disabled daughter when you don’t for likes

I feel bad for the CP kids when they look like

yes fidgets are important but they are a spud giveaway(most of the time)
given your edit I wonder how much of this mbp for bene and attention?

 

[iluvmylife]

Sarah-Jean's new video is titled "Dance Like Know [sic] One's Watching."
Lord, please guide me gently through this video, Amen.

-filming in her car at a stop light, not driving so don't bitch
-EvilDad is flying to his sister's for a few days.
-As she was driving she had horrible intense pain in her abdomen area, only in the front so it can't be gas, then got so bad that she couldn't breathe properly, so she had to pull over and watch Frey Life on her phone.
-"I get diarrhea soooo muuuuch it's ridicalus... I'm always very soft-stooled." The pain is "moving downstairs" and she's worried she's going to shit herself in her car. This situation gets worse the longer she talks about it, but instead of putting down the camera and running for her sweet dear life she keeps flapping her gums about it.
-Cut to "I... am... going to be taking ...a bath." Oh god. She can't usually bathe because it's too hot and grosses her out, but her nurse will be here soon and something about her IVs. Does not say she shit herself, though, so thanks I guess?
-That's all she has planned for her day. She's sending out paper newsletters about her care packages which she calls "Information Publication Mail." As in, that is the title of her newsletter.
-Bath bomb. "Very creative to the original creator who created these." There's something inside it, a small plastic gem thing. Films herself bathing.
-Walking on a gravel driveway barefoot to get the mail right after she took a bath. Oh lord.
-Cringe dancing and lip syncing
-Curls hair. Terrible horrible nurse is two hours late. Doesn't she know this woman needs her salt water? She was waiting to take the dorgs to the dorgpark! She's going to have a little bit of a chat with her about this grave injustice. Close up of peripheral IV placement, three sticks required.
-Going with that Haywood chap to get chinese food because she doesn't feel like cooking, because she doesn't have what she wants to make any one meal, like she can make spaghetti but doesn't have fake meatballs. Gets tofu and broccoli with garlic sauce and extra garlic sauce on the side.
-tiredface. Still infusing because her nurse was so late, augh! Didn't take the dorgs out at all.
-Complains about the peripheral IVs and how hard it was to get one in this time, complains about where it was eventually placed. Keep gunning for that port, Sarah-Jean, the one you almost had until you acted like a demanding manic munchie and your doctor realized you'd just come hounding him for something else when the novelty wore off.

I could live without her ever describing her poop texture to me again.




Butterscotch schnapps tastes like actual pancake syrup. Mix with shitty whiskey for a delightful breakfast.

There was a lot to unpack in that vlog. Never in my life have a heard anyone describe themselves as “soft stolled.” She’s a fucking freak.
I want to interview this nurse.

How dare EvilDad leave her without all the vegan necessities????

 

[BT 965]

Oh good god this was on a Facebook group. THEY. ARE. ALL. THE. SAME!!!

Its not that unusual to go through multiple carers if there is some type of psych issue going on and/or just getting caregiver who specialize in the clients with psych dramas happening.The multiple companies in a short space of time is a bit of a red flag but it can be a way of a preventing an agency from reporting you as faking. Go thru every agency in town and then going back to first is common I'm told as well. Like why? So make them read the care plan have your mum refuse to allow them access to you till that is done if of course they are causing IF its a dislocations to start with

bpd?


Singing can be a workaround for some.
People with CP can be geniuses her I maybe not? smart maybe genius no CP NO


I feel bad for the CP kids when they look like

yes fidgets are important but they are a spud giveaway(most of the time)
given your edit I wonder how much of this mbp for bene and attention?

Sorry I didn’t make it clear I don’t mean like she’s actually very smart as in people with CP aren’t. I meant as in she’s playing it all plying being CP etc and is very smart about it.

Also with a bit more digging, can’t say much but she actually lives near me and apparently bee had memory loss at the start of the year and couldn’t remember who anyone was she didn’t recognise her mum or family, she went in respite now seems to have memory back.


Sorry can’t give you the source on this one

Like I said that picture is to make you go oh look she has something like cp that picture is of her spasming like cp.

 

[yomamamasofat]

Sorry I didn’t make it clear I don’t mean like she’s actually very smart as in people with CP aren’t. I meant as in she’s playing it all plying being CP etc and is very smart about it.

Also with a bit more digging, can’t say much but she actually lives near me and apparently bee had memory loss at the start of the year and couldn’t remember who anyone was she didn’t recognise her mum or family, she went in respite now seems to have memory back.


Sorry can’t give you the source on this one

Like I said that picture is to make you go oh look she has something like cp that picture is of her spasming like cp.
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She doesn't actually have CP she claims to have a degenerative neurological disorder that they don't have a name for, which makes no sense as she often regains the abilities she's claimed to have lost. A lot of the symptoms she claims or acts out often will suddenly disappear too. For example at one point she was having ticks including ones that made her swear as you can see here. Although you don't see them in any videos anymore oddly enough.

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Her spazms always seem miraculously disappear when she wants to do something with her hands such as her hair and make up.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Sorry I didn’t make it clear I don’t mean like she’s actually very smart as in people with CP aren’t. I meant as in she’s playing it all plying being CP etc and is very smart about it.

Also with a bit more digging, can’t say much but she actually lives near me and apparently bee had memory loss at the start of the year and couldn’t remember who anyone was she didn’t recognise her mum or family, she went in respite now seems to have memory back.


Sorry can’t give you the source on this one

Like I said that picture is to make you go oh look she has something like cp that picture is of her spasming like cp.

She doesn't actually have CP she claims to have a degenerative neurological disorder that they don't have a name for, which makes no sense as she often regains the abilities she's claimed to have lost. A lot of the symptoms she claims or acts out often will suddenly disappear too. For example at one point she was having ticks including ones that made her swear as you can see here. Although you don't see them in any videos anymore oddly enough.

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Her spazms always seem miraculously disappear when she wants to do something with her hands such as her hair and make up.
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Is she just doing this to scam people through a fake charity?
How does she explain going from 'learning to talk' to singing and talking clearly in a week?

What a strange fascinating creature.