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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
Look, there are some things about myself I can't change over the course of one night, or even a weekend. It takes time, effort and willpower. Also, you guys seem to be implying that people in general are selfish by their very nature.

And you seem to outright state that all women in general are horrible, manipulated whores who don't fuck you just because of they're evil.
 
Look, there are some things about myself I can't change over the course of one night, or even a weekend. It takes time, effort and willpower. Also, you guys seem to be implying that people in general are selfish by their very nature.
We've been at this for a few months Connor and not one things changed except your age. You've been selfish this whole time. Acting like we're here just for you to complain to and fix your life for you.
 
Also, you guys seem to be implying that people in general are selfish by their very nature.
I'm taking this bait. Humans need to feel rewarded for their actions, no matter how small. Even if it's just a fuzzy feeling inside, that's still a reward. In socialization, the reward is feeling like they are with pleasant company. You don't seem to be pleasant company, so people won't go out of their way to befriend you.
 
Y'know, even if I did make a concerted effort to improve myself, you guys would immediately shoot it down as bullshit or say that its not enough. There's no pleasing you.

If you actually got your shit together, we would all line up for about a mile in Port Royal just to personally congratulate you.
 
Y'know, even if I did make a concerted effort to improve myself, you guys would immediately shoot it down as bullshit or say that its not enough. There's no pleasing you.

lol you are the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. You wouldn't be diagnosed as even high functioniing if you were retested today dude, I can assure you that.
 
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