Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[damian]

@EurocopterTigre RE: Poll (extremely late, just noticed it)

You should add a “when he turns into a lolcow” option.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

@TiltdownDove and @KEK7go
Can you suggest to Nick a possible merchandise idea? Keychains featuring the sayings, artwork or logos seen in the teespring store.

 

[TiltdownDove]

@TiltdownDove and @KEK7go
Can you suggest to Nick a possible merchandise idea? Keychains featuring the sayings, artwork or logos seen in the teespring store.

Okay, I'll see if they have keychain options, and just put them up myself, I have manager access to put up and list things

edit:
If they don't I'll find a supplier and a way to get them out

@5t3n0g0ph3r

They don't have keychain items, however they will soon (next 4-8 weeks) have pins, phone cases, hats, and women's sports bras; would you be interested in any of those?

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

@5t3n0g0ph3r

They don't have keychain items, however they will soon (next 4-8 weeks) have pins, phone cases, hats, and women's sports bras; would you be interested in any of those?

Maybe the pins. Real shame about the keychains.
It would've fit in line with the keychains I'm collecting of the anime characters that Vic Mignogna, Todd Haberkorn, and Chuck Huber voice.
A "For The Fans" keychain and a Rekieta Law keychain linking all of them together would've been nice.
Oh well.

 

[rape]

Here you can see Mr. Nick Rekieta burping in a bathtub for you pleasure.
His tattoo that most people don't know about is on full display here, you can see he is clearly intoxicated, and is imitating that e-girl Asterios and Null feed.
This is one of the most blessed videos on the Internet, and should be left here for archival purposes.

 

[Gypsymagic]

Shouldn't this be in Nick's thread?

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

I only hear of him in the periphery when lolcow lolsuits are involved. Is he a hardcore alcoholic, or what's his deal? Most lawyers I know don't have the time to get liquored up and stream for hours on end. Why stream yourself getting shit faced when you could be doing legal work to stack money instead of scaring away potential customers? Just why?

 

[Gar For Archer]

I only hear of him in the periphery when lolcow lolsuits are involved. Is he a hardcore alcoholic, or what's his deal? Most lawyers I know don't have the time to get liquored up and stream for hours on end.

I don’t think he’s an alcoholic, but he definitely is an alcohol enthusiast, has a bunch of different (presumably expensive) whiskeys and whatnot - I don’t know enough about alcohol to give a good description.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

why

 

[Dean Pentel]

Wow, I expected Nick to look a lot better without a shirt.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

“Hey dad, me and the other seven gremlins you spawned found this old video of you. What the fuck, dude?”

 

[Commander]

I'm both amused and disturbed by this at the same time. Not surprised though. How much does our overlord's bath water sell for?

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

I don’t think he’s an alcoholic, but he definitely is an alcohol enthusiast, has a bunch of different (presumably expensive) whiskeys and whatnot - I don’t know enough about alcohol to give a good description.

I'm less curious about the alcoholism and more curious about what compels him to stream. What sane person would hire his ass after looking him up?

EDIT: @feral cat #6385 It would be nice if you elaborated on your opinion instead of just running off after rating my posts autistic like a mewling faggot.

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

I have many questions.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm less curious about the alcoholism and more curious about what compels him to stream. What sane person would hire his ass after looking him up?

People who do criminal stuff who need a lawyer to get them out of jail for being criminals. When T. Nigg Nogg is arrested for being a nig criminal I don't think he gonna be concerned about such things. He is just gonna want a jew looking cracker to get him out of jail so he can get back to making money off his bitches, drinking purple drank and eating fried chicken and watermelon.

 

[Commander]

People who do criminal stuff who need a lawyer to get them out of jail for being criminals. When T. Nigg Nogg is arrested for being a nig criminal I don't think he gonna be concerned about such things. He is just gonna want a jew looking cracker to get him out of jail so he can get back to making money off his bitches, drinking purple drank and eating fried chicken and watermelon.

I feel like there's not a ton of legal trouble where he lives so he gets cases on occasion and mostly does this YouTube thing because of that. But again, I don't care if you run around in bra and panties with tinfoil on your head. If you are competent enough to get me out of legal trouble I'd still hire you. Being weird does not factor on how good or bad an attorney is.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

People who do criminal stuff who need a lawyer to get them out of jail for being criminals. When T. Nigg Nogg is arrested for being a nig criminal I don't think he gonna be concerned about such things. He is just gonna want a jew looking cracker to get him out of jail so he can get back to making money off his bitches, drinking purple drank and eating fried chicken and watermelon.

Thanks for responding. Having said that, why would he want to handicap himself like that and limit his potential customer base?

I feel like there's not a ton of legal trouble where he lives so he gets cases on occasion and mostly does this YouTube thing because of that. But again, I don't care if you run around in bra and panties with tinfoil on your head. If you are competent enough to get me out of legal trouble I'd still hire you. Being weird does not factor on how good or bad an attorney is.

See now that actually makes some sense to me. I didn't know he lived in the ass end of nowhere. You don't have to keep up appearances if you're the only game in town.

As for being offbeat; I don't care either, but first impressions are important especially to normies who aren't completely desensitized by internet trannies and all the other shit honking ass clowns on this site.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Thanks for responding. Having said that, why would he want to handicap himself like that and limit his potential customer base?



See now that actually makes some sense to me. I didn't know he lived in the ass end of nowhere. You don't have to keep up appearances if you're the only game in town.

As for being offbeat; I don't care either, but first impressions are important especially to normies who aren't completely desensitized by internet trannies and all the other shit honking ass clowns on this site.

I don't think his clientele is what you call "internet savvy." There's also speculation he may come from money and have a trust fun.

He initially started doing this to dunk on the stupidly of the Maddox vs. The World LOLsuit. So him having a channel wasn't planned per se.

As we've learned from the Vic lawsuit it doesn't really matter how fancy a firm you hire. What matters is if the lawyer can get you the results you want. Notice the cheapest lawyer in the Vic case got the best results for his client. Where as the most expensive lawyer committed borderline malpractice.

 

[Talus]

Thanks for responding. Having said that, why would he want to handicap himself like that and limit his potential customer base?



See now that actually makes some sense to me. I didn't know he lived in the ass end of nowhere. You don't have to keep up appearances if you're the only game in town.

As for being offbeat; I don't care either, but first impressions are important especially to normies who aren't completely desensitized by internet trannies and all the other shit honking ass clowns on this site.

He said a while ago on one of his streams that the YouTube and patreon money has allowed him to shift to mostly pro bono work. Not many people in a tight spot would pass up some free lawyering that isn’t court appointed.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

In his stream with Viva Frei they were both talking about getting out of actually practicing law. If he's reached the stage where the majority of the legal work he's doing is pro bono then he doesn't really need to give a shit about whether or not people would hire him as a lawyer.