Monica Rial / Monica Jean Rial / Rialisms & Ron Toye / Ronald Toye III / rontoye3 - 5th Bulma and Ron "Pick Up the Phone or You'll Find Your Dog Dead When You Get Home" Toye

[Kari Kamiya]

I went the extra mile with my new icon in celebration of today. This is the most terrible, exceptional thing I've created.View attachment 925289

I'm a fucking sucker for that meme. You win, take my gold star.

 

[BubbleButt]

This bitch is going to be insufferable for at least the next couple of weeks.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

She'll get pregnant to avoid the hate onslaught

 

[AnOminous]

This bitch is going to be insufferable for at least the next couple of weeks.

Monica and Ron remain pretty savagely fucked no matter what happens (other than the judge throwing it out in the written opinion). I'm not sure why it's a huge cause for celebration that the cause of action with the most actual damages in it survives.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Monica and Ron remain pretty savagely fucked no matter what happens (other than the judge throwing it out in the written opinion). I'm not sure why it's a huge cause for celebration that the cause of action with the most actual damages in it survives.

Because she wants to remain looking like a Strong Empowered wah man for the Twitter spergs.

 

[BubbleButt]

I'm not sure why it's a huge cause for celebration that the cause of action with the most actual damages in it survives.

Because the cunt's brain damaged and narcissistic and she has to impress the clapping seals.

 

[feral cat #6385]

She'll get pregnant to avoid the hate onslaught

....how?

She is TOO OLD. Her eggs are long dead.

 

[Fougaro]

....how?

She is TOO OLD. Her eggs are long dead.

Not necessarily. I mean at this point Monica would be giving birth to velociraptors due to her being at an age where she should expect grandchildren by now, but it's not biologically impossible.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Not necessarily. I mean at this point Monica would be giving birth to velociraptors due to her being at an age where she should expect grandchildren by now, but it's not biologically impossible.

Those children would possibly have congenital defects given her age and person.

 

[In Heaven]

....how?

She is TOO OLD. Her eggs are long dead.

She can always kidnap one.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

....how?

She is TOO OLD. Her eggs are long dead.

A 74 year old woman just did in India

 

[feral cat #6385]

A 74 year old woman just did in India

citation. fucking. needed.

A homunculus doesn't count as a baby.

 

[Zaragoza]

She'll get pregnant to avoid the hate onslaught

She's too old for babies, she'll end up popping out autistic kids very similiar to how Barbara had Chris at an old age.

 

[Dean Pentel]

She's too old for babies, she'll end up popping out autistic kids very similiar to how Barbara had Chris at an old age.

Now I hope she spawns. Can you imagine first, how fucking goofy that kid will look? It'll most likely be a son (nature trying desperately to inject some testosterone to balance things a bit), have Down syndrome, and it'll be raised by those two. Oh, mom won't make tendies and put on cartoons that sound like her? Tard strength mixed with a remote across the face (thanks for the demonstration, dad) will solve that problem.

 

[Fougaro]

Tard strength mixed with a remote across the face (thanks for the demonstration, dad) will solve that problem.

Very bold of you to assume that the kid is going to be Ron's.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Very bold of you to assume that the kid is going to be Ron's.

So its Tyrone or Jamie is a hermaphrodite?

 

[Cowpies]

citation. fucking. needed.

It's true but it was IVF, not conceived naturally.

 

[Bender]

It's true but it was IVF, not conceived naturally.

Oh those poor kids having to explain "yeah, these decrepit 90-year-olds are my parents" when they're 10. At least they were dragged out her stomach and didn't have come out head-first through the 70-year-old wrinkled mess she calls a vagina.

They're gonna get bullied at school. When they grow up and learn the truth that their mum just wanted to be in the news they're gonna get traumatised. Why don't people think "how will affect my children when they're growing up" before they do something really fucking dumb?

edit: lol "how will affect my children when they're growing up"
should be "how will this affect my children when they're growing up"

 

[ES 195]

Oh those poor kids having to explain "yeah, these decrepit 90-year-olds are my parents" when they're 10. At least they were dragged out her stomach and didn't have come out head-first through the 70-year-old wrinkled mess she calls a vagina.

They're gonna get bullied at school. When they grow up and learn the truth that their mum just wanted to be in the news they're gonna get traumatised. Why don't people think "how will affect my children when they're growing up" before they do something really fucking dumb?

I assume they had to be c-sectioned as I doubt anything that old and dried up could produce enough lube to pop out a golf ball left alone a baby.

The worst part is that the parents could die of old age before the kid can legally take care of himself. they really shouldn't have conceived.

 

[Cowpies]

I assume they had to be c-sectioned as I doubt anything that old and dried up could produce enough lube to pop out a golf ball left alone a baby.

The worst part is that the parents could die of old age before the kid can legally take care of himself. they really shouldn't have conceived.

The article linked says it was a c-section because they were concerned about her making it through a delivery. Great parent candidate there, doctors.