BOXYCHARM & BIRCHBOX UNBOXING SEPTEMBER 2019 - 9/10/2019 - Day 84 of 100

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[Pepper Jack]

She is starting to do that quick lipsmack tic at 4:26 more and more.

We are approaching Chantal's Ssssshhhhh! levels here.

 

[Casket Base]

All that makeup and yet no concealer for her knuckles.

 

[Pepper Jack]

All that makeup and yet no concealer for her knuckles.

Amberlynn should ask Amy Slaton where she got her knuckle concealer for her impersonation video.

 

[Cloven hoofed sitchuashun]

Omg decluttering like cleanses my soul.

3 packages 1 day. Excellent.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

More chin balls! It's stupid easy to remove them with lighting choices, but Trollinglynn...

 

[Madam Spergwell]

Listening to her read the product descriptions is brutal. She reads like a 5 year old.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

That dry shampoo sample isn't nearly enough to soak up all ALR's hair grease. Hopefully she snaps/posts some good pics when she misuses it and gives herself a nice halo of whitecast.

 

[Orange//Net]

Listening to her read the product descriptions is brutal. She reads like a 5 year old.

Hey! Don't be mean to 5 year olds like that.

 

[Pepper Jack]

That dry shampoo sample isn't nearly enough to soak up all ALR's hair grease. Hopefully she snaps/posts some good pics when she misuses it and gives herself a nice halo of whitecast.

There isn't enough dry shampoo in the world to clean that poop bun.

 

[Xenomorph]

CONSUME, CONSUME, WASTE, CONSUME. this is all I hear now.

 

[C3PBRO]

The only thing interesting about her makeup videos is her Parkinsons'-tier eyebrow jobs and we didn't even get that 0/10.

 

[Very Honest Content]

In the age of sail, many people theorize that manatees were mistaken for mermaids.

After seeing that dress however, are we sure it wasn't a submerged gorl the size of Big AL being mistaken for a half manatee though?

 

[Chardee MacDennis]

Christ. She looks like she hasn't had a shower in a week. Her skin and especially her hair look greasy as hell.

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

BOXYCHARM & BIRCHBOX UNBOXING SEPTEMBER 2019 - 9/10/2019 (Day 84 of this 100-Day Nightmare)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

- Oh boy! We're back to multiple vlogs being filmed on the same day! Get ready for the return of Timeline Chasing!

- Claims ALL of these makeup subscription boxes were HIGHLY REQUESTED.

BOXYCHARM HAUL (Does anyone really care about colors and brand names and shit? Cuz I don't.):
- Eye kit (vegan, so she plans to eat it?)
- Eyeshadow palette
- Recovery Sleeping Mask goop
- Liquid eyeliner
- Eyebrow pen

BIRCHBOX HAUL:
- A bag. It says "all the things".
- A box.
- Stickers. (ToddlerLynn is in full force today.)
- Prep-n-go cloths (2)
- Beauty blender pad
- Mousse
- Mascara
- Eyebrow gel
- Hairspray

- Bubblewrap antics at 3:00 in. Shocking she didn't film a separate 10-minute "ASMR" video of it.

- She loves glittery shit. No fucking duh.

- She is not good at doing her eyebrows (or anything in general, really).

- Hair products she will admittedly not really be using because her hair is either up, or down, and she gives zero shits about it in either fashion.

NO COMMENT OF THE DAY - because that was in her OTHER video she filmed yesterday!

TL;DR: Unless you actually give a shit about makeup/beauty products that our non-guru gorl will certainly not be using beyond shitty for-profit makeup videos, SKIP!

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

She looks like she hasn't had a shower in a week.

in a week.

My, aren't you the optimistic sort.

 

[marjoram]

Is it just me or was Big Al being exceptionally annoying in this vid?
The noises...the faces....the stupid
I dunno, I think I'm reaching my limits with this fat fuck. How does someone manage to be so annoying AND so boring at the same time????

 

[Dovahshit]

More chin balls! It's stupid easy to remove them with lighting choices, but Trollinglynn...

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she has the most unfuckable chin i have seen, and i like chins

Listening to her read the product descriptions is brutal. She reads like a 5 year old.

well she acts like one too when she is denied food

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

>tfw she eats the mousse during a binge on the off-chance it's made of chocolate

 

[Moonpie]

That dry shampoo sample isn't nearly enough to soak up all ALR's hair grease. Hopefully she snaps/posts some good pics when she misuses it and gives herself a nice halo of whitecast.

Hell fire why doesn't she just use baby powder? I guess that wouldn't be good enough for Miss dainty hair.
Plus it'd probably take a good whole box to cover that big head.