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Sounds guilty to me. /sarcasm
 
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leChinkyRaccoon said:
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Phil not sounding like a sanctimonious swine over this? Of course not.. he loves the farms and reads his thread every single day. He'd mourn the loss of the place because it's the most stable, focused and fun place to talk about him on the interweb. He'd kill (J2K maybe) to have this much activity on the tahmbleweed forums. It might not be pahsitive but nothing else about him and his horrible legacy is either. On top of that it seems obvious at times he even lifts ideas and info from here and blends it into the real authentic italian slurry when it's time to fertilize the garden of lies again.

Hi Phil how's it going? 😁
 
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Not discounting his immaturity and need to be waited on hand and foot, but there is another side of the coin. It may even be on a subconscious level, but somewhere in his gin soaked mind he has to think "if Kat isn't dependent on me financially, why would she stick around?" What else could Phil bring to a relationship? He isn't romantic, empathetic, physically attractive, if sex is even involved it has to be god awful, the only thing Phil brings to the table is his true love, money.
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You're right, that's another part of how he views relationships. It goes beyond just wanting them dependent on him financially, he wants them dependent on him for everything. He got to Leanna when she was young enough to be influenced, and he filled her head with all sorts of nonsense about her not needing to get a job because he would pay for things... as long as she stays in the condo with him (soap business) because there's no way he's funding shit that gets her to have a social life. And there was also the bit about not going to college, it's a total waste of time, nothing to be gained there so don't even bother.
With Kat, Phil was her savior, dood, taking her out of a "bad" situation, paying for her to move in, she'd have to do what he wanted. As my previous post explained, things didn't go according to plan and she wears the pants in the relationship.
 
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I stongly believe dsp doxxed the kiwi. Listen... how many times he said he used to built pcs and setup lan parties? He clearly knows how to do pc stuff, how to hack stuff. The reason he is avoiding pc as a plague today so he can pretend he could not do it... once it happens. It did.
 
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Phil not sounding like a sanctimonious swine over this? Of course not.. he loves the farms and reads his thread every single day. He'd mourn the loss of the place because it's the most stable, focused and fun place to talk about him on the interweb. He'd kill (J2K maybe) to have this much activity on the tahmbleweed forums. It might not be pahsitive but nothing else about him and his horrible legacy is either. On top of that it seems obvious at times he even lifts ideas and info from here and blends it into the real authentic italian slurry when it's time to fertilize the garden of lies again.

Hi Phil how's it going? 😁
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I'm still waiting with for the day Phil's account/activity on here gets revealed the way tampon John did.
 
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For a guy that only won 4th place at Evo because he played a different port, DSP absolutely refuses to adjust to the game he's actually playing now.

I love his "this wouldn't work offline" crap when he ISN'T CURRENTLY PLAYING OFFLINE! Why wouldn't someone use "online strategies" when playing online?

DSP lost to the same guy (EvilAJ?) five times in a row and said he doesn't want to play the guy anymore because the guy sucks.


I know it's only an ego defense, but it's still hilarious.
 
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Salubrious said:
I love his "this wouldn't work offline" crap when he ISN'T CURRENTLY PLAYING OFFLINE! Why wouldn't someone use "online strategies" when playing online?
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Instead of simply adapting to online tactics because we all know he'll never play IRL again, he'd rather hold others to a offline tourney standard that no longer has any function in his life. Truly exceptional, but yeah if he did adapt like you say, he'd no longer have any excuse for getting bodied.
 
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Im not going to lie, Phil actually made me laugh a short moment ago!

Remember how he got 4th place in EVO on SF2T mainly because every pro called the game broke?
He just got his ass kicked by a another player using cheesy tactics and Phil called the game broke... Oh the irony!

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I like how he blatantly admits that the tips goal for the past few days were just so he can pay his bills

No special event or anything, fuck you, just give me money for my bills

Edit: Some fucking cuck gave him $50 to reach the tips goal. You know he's gonna do this tips goal every stream now because his fans are dumb enough see that leaderboard always be $100/100$ Tips Goal
 
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I like how he blatantly admits that the tips goal for the past few days were just so he can pay his bills

No special event or anything, fuck you, just give me money for my bills

Edit: Some fucking cuck gave him $50 to reach the tips goal. You know he's gonna do this tips goal every stream now because his fans are dumb enough see that leaderboard always be $100/100$ Tips Goal
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Every tip goal has been for "bills". Literally every single one. Sure, some were for taxes and whatnot, but he considers all of those bills.

As for the tips goal, he'll keep it up until he gets his Twitch money around the 15th or 16th.

Lastly, you should mention that after he got $50 from Pastryarchy (a long-term once-a-month whale) Fucking ninja'd by @bearsintrees .

Edit: And there's the "woe is me" begging for someone to get him Borderlands 3.
 
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So who wanna bet he is going to briefly mention 9/11 and then move on to how people should watch his stream instead tomorrow?
 
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