My boyfriend just finished a video game. Only to find that known murderwhore Zoe Quinn worked on the title. What should I do?

[FF 215]

He liked it.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Break up.

 

[HeyYou]

Has she even worked on a game besides Depression Quest?

 

[DildoGaggins]

Kill him, before he turns into a feminist ally and ends up trying to kill you days later.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Kill him

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Next time you have sex, put on a Zoe Quinn Mask.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Nothing.

 

[FF 215]

Has she even worked on a game besides Depression Quest?

The game is called Read Only Memories.
I haven't played it cuz I hate the robot. (who isn't Zoe, just lame lol)

 

[Eryngium]

Put out more before the poor man becomes fully homosexual.

 

[Baklava]

well obviously you have to murder him first to assert your dominance

 

[Coolio55]

The game is called Read Only Memories.
I haven't played it cuz I hate the robot. (who isn't Zoe, just lame lol)

Tell him to play snatcher. He'll then see how wholesaledly it's ripped off by ROM (except kojima never shoved in tons of gay characters, trannies and clique shilling).

 

[YW 525]

It's the Diversity Lounge for him.

Fifty years.

No trial.

 

[FF 215]

Tell him to play snatcher. He'll then see how wholesaledly it's ripped off by ROM (except kojima never shoved in tons of gay characters, trannies and clique shilling).

He says that Snatcher is a 7/10! I may play this. He didn't like a lot of ROM characters, but liked Turing. He says you're totally right actually lol. I may look it up.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Burn the game and console, while your at it your boyfriend too.

Claim he raped you

Tell the media he self immolated from the shame

The perfect crime

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Bully him until he commits suicide. When he's about to jump, say "she would have wanted this".

 

[Recoil]

If your BF digs Chelsea's work that much it's safe to assume you can start wearing the pants in the bedroom. Check Amazon for cheap strap-ons.

 

[FF 215]

We're playing Puyo Puyo instead. Still love him lol he's just another victim TBH (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

 

[Coolio55]

He says that Snatcher is a 7/10! I may play this. He didn't like a lot of ROM characters, but liked Turing. He says you're totally right actually lol. I may look it up.

I agree with him on the Turing sentiment tbh. He was the only character I didn't want to punch.

Also lol that they gave one of the villains Jim Stirling's voice acting so you knew you were supposed to hate him immediately.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

You must counteract the effects of the propaganda.

Step 1 Dress your vagina up as Hitler

Step 2 show him the fuhrer

Step 3 tell him to bring that Pole end over to get invaded

Deprogramming complete you saved the West Jordan Peterson

 

[Coolio55]

Basically everything in this game is ripped from some other property.
One of the characters is literally just Stephen from Shin Megami Tensei.
HASSY is a reference to the drink in Crazy Games's Dreamcast classics Blue Stinger and Illbleed.
I am almost certain the polar bear butler in Zoe Quinn insert No. 2's house is ripped from some konami property (Also IIRC it is joked that she fucks him. Getting an early start on the zoosexual bandwagon are we?)

There's more but I can't be arsed to remember it.