Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

He actually claims to have ran to get out of the rain in today's video. Of course he says yummers once too. Mushbrain also said that the cheese poppers were deep fried in marinara.

Jack mentions a high end steakhouse in the beginning of the video, Jimmy Kelly's and how they gave him a small bowl of cajun seasoning after he complained about it. I've seen Jimmy Kelly's menu and already knew what game Jack was playing. Jimmy Kelly offers a cajun seasoned ribeye at a cheaper price than their other ribeye. Jack mentions he ordered the ribeye and asked they add cajun seasoning. Why not just order the cajun seasoned steak off the menu? Jack was attempting to steal and got caught, hince him saying he'll never go back.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

He actually claims to have ran to get out of the rain in today's video. Of course he says yummers once too. Mushbrain also said that the cheese poppers were deep fried in marinara.

The only kind of straight men I can possibly envision saying yummers unironically is permafried elderly hippies.

One of his Facebook fans asked him about his diet on a ribs or ribeye poll (which did not include the actual poll functionality) post on Facebook. His response is predictable.
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This is like worrying about raccoons getting in through your doggy door when one of your walls is missing. His problems isn't so much the red meat itself as how he fucking prepares it, how much he eats, and his complete lack of exercise. This living caricature isn't satisfied with half a rack of ribs slathered in sugar on top of sides and a drink. I spent Saturday morning getting really baked then swimming laps for two hours after skipping breakfast and I could barely finish a quarter rack by itself for lunch. Keep in mind I'm 6'5" (or 198cm in not American). At that point it doesn't matter what you fucking eat the sheer volume alone should kill you... I'd argue that most people could probably eat a steak a day without stroking out once as long as they didn't turn it to ash while chicken frying it and dousing it with sugar sauce. Most people also WANT to eat vegetables other than fried potatoes. Believe it or not Jack, but ramming a couple of cucumbers down your throat would actually make you LESS gay for a change.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Jack mentions a high end steakhouse in the beginning of the video, Jimmy Kelly's and how they gave him a small bowl of cajun seasoning after he complained about it. I've seen Jimmy Kelly's menu and already knew what game Jack was playing. Jimmy Kelly offers a cajun seasoned ribeye at a cheaper price than their other ribeye. Jack mentions he ordered the ribeye and asked they add cajun seasoning. Why not just order the cajun seasoned steak off the menu? Jack was attempting to steal and got caught, hince him saying he'll never go back.

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Does Jack keep his wallet in his left-hand pocket where he can't reach it? Why is he such a tight-ass?

 

[Aaway]

Jack mentions a high end steakhouse in the beginning of the video, Jimmy Kelly's and how they gave him a small bowl of cajun seasoning after he complained about it. I've seen Jimmy Kelly's menu and already knew what game Jack was playing. Jimmy Kelly offers a cajun seasoned ribeye at a cheaper price than their other ribeye. Jack mentions he ordered the ribeye and asked they add cajun seasoning. Why not just order the cajun seasoned steak off the menu? Jack was attempting to steal and got caught, hince him saying he'll never go back.

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yeah this is prime jack

try to scam a restaurant, get caught, and then complain about said restaurant. but if the cajun ribeye is cheaper than the regular i wonder why he wouldn't just order that in the first place? i'm gonna assume he didn't bother to actually read the menu

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Does Jack keep his wallet in his left-hand pocket where he can't reach it? Why is he such a tight-ass?

Why would Tammy keep her wallet in one of Jack’s pockets?

 

[stets]

Jimmy Kelly offers a cajun seasoned ribeye at a cheaper price than their other ribeye. Jack mentions he ordered the ribeye and asked they add cajun seasoning. Why not just order the cajun seasoned steak off the menu? Jack was attempting to steal and got caught, hince him saying he'll never go back.

I don’t get it. If the Cajun ribeye is cheaper, and he orders the more expensive steak and asks for Cajun seasoning, how is that stealing?

 

[EvilDroid64]

I don’t get it. If the Cajun ribeye is cheaper, and he orders the more expensive steak and asks for Cajun seasoning, how is that stealing?

I'm guessing the Cajun ribeye is smaller than 20 oz.

 

[captkrisma]

I don’t get it. If the Cajun ribeye is cheaper, and he orders the more expensive steak and asks for Cajun seasoning, how is that stealing?

Simple. When the check comes, he says he ordered the cajun seasoned steak instead of the more expensive one. The steak is gone, so what evidence do you have other than some cajun seasoning on the plate? Throw a fit until a manager rings it up as the cajun steak or comps his meal.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Regardless, if you can't enjoy the flavor of a good steak seasoned with just salt and pepper, you have the palate of a child. Or Jack "you can't just have cajun seasoning on the side! IT HAS TO BE COOKED IN!" Scalfani.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Simple. When the check comes, he says he ordered the cajun seasoned steak instead of the more expensive one. The steak is gone, so what evidence do you have other than some cajun seasoning on the plate? Throw a fit until a manager rings it up as the cajun steak or comps his meal.

Why does Jack proclaim to be Christian when it's plainly obvious what his true alignment is? Only der Juden could come up with such a duplicitous ruse.

 

[captkrisma]

Why does Jack proclaim to be Christian when it's plainly obvious what his true alignment is? Only der Juden could come up with such a duplicitous ruse.

It wouldn't surprise me honestly. Jack complained about a 20 cent difference, so robbing a restaurant of $3-45 wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility.

Also most people forget that Jesus was a Jew.

 

[TheTractor]

Chef Mayo has been pleased by your offering.

 

[stets]

There's enough dressing there for a salad four times the size.

 

[Aaway]

that salad is healthy compared to this

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad is featured in #4 of this "paranormal video" countdown

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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Chef Mayo has been pleased by your offering.

I have no definite proof, but you just KNOW Jack dipped those breaded chunks of whatever in the salad dressing, ate the cheese and left all of the greens. Ya just know it.

Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad is featured in #4 of this "paranormal video" countdown

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How the fuck did you find this? The idea of Aunt Myrna being some kind of paranormal entity possessing Jack is hilarious.

AUNT MYRNA IS DISPLEASED WITH YOUR INSUFFICIENT CALORIC OFFERING. AS PENANCE YOU WILL CONSUME CHEESY PINEAPPLE CREAM SLABS

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I have no definite proof, but you just KNOW Jack dipped those breaded chunks of whatever in the salad dressing, ate the cheese and left all of the greens. Ya just know it.



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How the fuck did you find this? The idea of Aunt Myrna being some kind of paranormal entity possessing Jack is hilarious.

AUNT MYRNA IS DISPLEASED WITH YOUR INSUFFICIENT CALORIC OFFERING. AS PENANCE YOU WILL CONSUME CHEESY PINEAPPLE CREAM SLABS

The person who made it linked it in a Discord server I'm also in, I had to share it with you all after I saw

 

[feral cat #6385]

that salad is healthy compared to this

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Mmmm... Just seeing that makes me wonder how debilitated he will be after his next stroke. Might be good if he lost the use of his other arm and had to cook with his feet. That would be entertaining for a while.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Mmmm... Just seeing that makes me wonder how debilitated he will be after his next stroke. Might be good if he lost the use of his other arm and had to cook with his feet. That would be entertaining for a while.

No one would even notice. Scalfani classics like Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad might even benefit from a couple of flakes of foot skin in the mix.

 

[DuckSucker]

I don’t get it. If the Cajun ribeye is cheaper, and he orders the more expensive steak and asks for Cajun seasoning, how is that stealing?

I had to think about it but I think his scam would have been ordering the larger ribeye with cajun seasoning on the side, then when the bill comes, starting to argue that he ordered the cajun one and just asked for the spice on the side.