and the reason for apparently smoking up to forty grand worth of weed in a month lol (it makes for great episodes of mike tyson mysteries tho so I approve)
ETA - fucking love that we have a tiktok munchie now. the cringe made my day.
What service can a cat provide besides looking at you disdainfully when you ask them to work? I can see them being an emotional support animal but service? Hell no.
Heather Poole is continuing to lose her shit on Reddit. Her username is u/Duras123. Sorting through her comments is a good way to waste a few hours. Right now she's yelling at someone in r/confessions because she wants to know the difference between r/IllnessFakers and r/Malingering
One is a draconian cesspool where mods protect their friends from scrutiny. The other is a cozier draconian cesspool where mods protect their friends from scrutiny.
Speaking of mods, hanging out on the Reddits has renewed my love affair with former IF mod Kittenbread aka Nina Jean.
Nina, today: "I've never been able to squat because my sooper severe hEDS that never got actually diagnosed but is so bad I need a powerchair that the NHS refused to pay for."
I think they're emotional support animals not trained service anything but it conjures up a funny image.
Munchie: Help, fluffy, I'm having an MCAS reaction! Get the epipen!
Cat: Y'all hear sumthn?
More on topic: quick Ophelia twitter roundup, behind a spoiler bc lots of images
The asspats are winding down
She's a munchie, fat activist AND a witch. Basically the white Jude Valentine mermaid freak.
I'll bet eating as much food as she does it interrupts her terribly busy schedule.
She retweeted this nugget of gold:
Had to get a new therapist because the last one couldn't deal with her personality disorder.
Fat bodies are powerful bodies but also I'm so sick *cough cough*. I wonder if she's gonna go for a G-J tube for the "gastroparesis".
Obligatory disney tweets
TL;DR Ophelia's therapist rage quits over the borderline personality disorder she denies having, possible upcoming T00BZ saga, pining to return to disney world in her hot topic dress. (She turns 21 this month.)
TL;DR Ophelia's therapist rage quits over the borderline personality disorder she denies having, possible upcoming T00BZ saga, pining to return to disney world in her hot topic dress. (She turns 21 this month.)
My cat would have been a great psychiatric service animal. Every time I was sad, he'd knock something expensive, antique, and fragile off of a shelf, and then I'd just be angry and distracted. Good kitty!
I always feel bad for the disney walk-around characters who had to hug exceptional adults pretending to be kids. Also those lines are always so long and these adults make it worse because they want to spend extra time with the characters getting the perfect instagram shot and it makes actual children who think that's the real Alice in Wonderland and are all gooey and starstruck have to wait in line even longer.
Heather Poole is continuing to lose her shit on Reddit. Her username is u/Duras123. Sorting through her comments is a good way to waste a few hours. Right now she's yelling at someone in r/confessions because she wants to know the difference between r/IllnessFakers and r/Malingering
I always feel bad for the disney walk-around characters who had to hug exceptional adults pretending to be kids. Also those lines are always so long and these adults make it worse because they want to spend extra time with the characters getting the perfect instagram shot and it makes actual children who think that's the real Alice in Wonderland and are all gooey and starstruck have to wait in line even longer.
I'm down the rabbit hole on one munchie family and I ran across this possible new horror cow. This bitch is next level evil.
Allow me to introduce you all to Krissy K (facebook is public for now) Her MO seems to be dressing her kids up in matching outfits, collars and NJ tubes, oh and brain surgery for nonexistent condishuns, posting lots of details and asking for prayers (and always paypal donations).
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The way she takes pics of her kids with their tubes and matching outfits is just creepy as fuck. She loves it.
I stumbled upon Krissy because of this post
To krissy, holding down your children and shoving an unnecessary feeding tube through their nose down their throats while they gag and cry is just part of being a mawm. praise. View attachment 931132
And it gets SO. MUCH. WORSE.
In short, mom decided her kids were too fucking bendy
Would you just look at that. Clearly, she needs urgent fucking brain surgery, stop all that bending now.
For 3 years, these kids have been locked in neck braces with feeding tubes and subjected to nearly a DOZEN brain surgeries between the two of them.
Mom munches on the boys too, but not as much. Her real focus is the girls. She's also recently fallen ill with breast cancer, type 2 diabetes and a big list of shit, in addition to her also having EDS (because it's genetic) - I don't think they've had any genetic testing done, btw.
This adorable little video can catch you up to speed:
What appear to be perfectly healthy children are now permanently disfigured, fitted with hardware in their necks and brains, suffered through multiple surgeries and infections and procedures, and cannot do anything they used to be able to do. In this super cute video we learn the girls are currently able to enjoy singing, crafts, playing guitar and seeing friends, compared to before; they could run, ride bikes, jump on the trampoline, dance and the younger one misses "just being a kid" at age 8 (she's 10 now). Obviously, the right choice was fucking brain surgery. The symptoms that brought them to this tough decision include "spine stuff" and "brain stuff" and the younger one claims there were seizures and her heart "skipped beats". I think mom just couldn't tolerate all that fucking bending.
Regardless if this shit has any basis in reality, it's so fucking OTT, here we are.
Mom romanticizes the absolute fuck out of this. If she could use it to fuck herself while getting a facial from jesus, she would. Every year, she throws them each a party on their "zipperversary" which is to celebrate when she let a butcher hack into their brains and began a never ending journey of complications, infections and more surgeries. Yeah, let's fucking celebrate that. View attachment 931227 View attachment 931086View attachment 931088View attachment 931225View attachment 931232
The surgeon who did this is a whackadoo in NYC, and a common doctor among Chiari shoppers. The MRIs of these children do not look like they needed urgent surgery, but I'm not a fucking doctor.
This is probably one of the most disturbing to me of course it's that doctor NY seems to have a lot of speshul doctors. They have a MCAS specialist who used to be at Mayo too, ask me why he's not there anymore according to former staff.
Greenfeld seems to have a lot of repeat surgeries and complications.
It's disturbing to me how she focuses on her daughters being the smallest in their grades/age group. THEY need NG tubes and hardware.
She also has a lot of issues herself diabetes and vague issues, like abnormal tests also has anaphylaxis in MRI and a hemiplegic migraine but can't name it and everyone on staff thanks her for educating her because no one else has EVER seen it.
Powerlevel:
I may get a sideye and I get it, my son has chiari and tethered cord he's had surgery for neither because it doesn't impact his daily life, joining groups people had me convinced I had to see Greenfeld or demand surgery. He seems to have a lot of people who need to go back to see him and have infections. We're not talking about people with Spina Bifida either.
the older boy and the older girl have had a Nissen fundoplication. Surgery for GERD may involve a procedure to reinforce the lower esophageal sphincter called Nissen fundoplication. I have no clue what this actually is, but from what I understand you can't really vomit afterwords.
So I'm out of town for a rafting trip this weekend and watching the local news station for the weather report and blindly catch an epic munchie in the wild being interviewed on the local news.
“Something caught my eye to the right and I could see an airplane coming in out of the right side of my vision and I knew I really wasn’t supposed to be there,” recalled Grigsby.
Grigsby recalled many painful memories. She says time on that day is very foggy, she recalls being covered in dust, smoke, and smog. She recalled everything turning black, she remembered thinking she must of have died. But then she felt a hand on her shoulder.
“It was an NYPD officer, he put me in the back of a car and that was that.”
The details of how she got out and where she ended up are foggy. But she survived. However, life since that day hasn’t always been easy. She has multiple tumors located on almost every part of her body
She's a typical white trash munchie scammer but that wasn't enough, it's never enough, so she decided to pretend to be a 9/11 survivor and call some chump at the local news station. The fact some local news station ran with an interview with such an obvious fabulist, asking for zero proof besides a 9/11 survivor keychain, is embarrassing af.
It’s painful to watch these horrifying train wrecks, but people don’t seem to catch on until it’s almost too late - how old is Jani now? And the whole Gypsy Rose story.
Unfortunately, I think this is often because the more tragic a story is, the more taboo it is to openly doubt it.
With these sorts of cases, there’s nearly always some people who knew something was wrong from the beginning, but if they actually voice those suspicions, they tend to get chastised and chased off by white knights who believe people are just being needlessly cruel to the “victim”. The story usually has to reach some kind of critical (and often horrible) tipping point before everyone is forced to acknowledge that the whole thing was a lie.
A while ago I watched a family with several young (maybe preschool age down to infant) children get turned away from a character meet because a baby was in a stroller sleeping and the adults didn't want to wake it up to take it out. It was a "safety issue" to bring the stroller inside. The group of people who got in line before them was a herd of adult landwhales on scootypuffs, no children. They were fine.
I get the ADA says you can't turn people away for being in a mobility device but I fail to see how a little umbrella stroller is an issue but a 500 lb heart attack on wheels is safe.
I did watch someone with a "PTSD service dog" who had the ears, the light-up collar, magic bands up all of his legs (why?), and was scared absolutely shitless with his tail between his legs the entire time get turned away at several rides because the dog wouldn't go on the magic walkway thing and the CMs wouldn't let her force it to. So that's nice. I mean not nice that this cunt was dragging a stressed out dog around as a fashion accessory but good that they can say "if your dog isn't calm enough to sit still it can't go on this ride."
So this doctor is known in munch-land? I wouldn't have thought he'd be a total quack: he's an MD/PhD on faculty at Weill Cornell, studied under a Nobel Prize winner, and publishes regularly. Is there dirt on him? I'm probably being stupidly optimistic, but I really want to believe that no marginally decent doctor would do these surgeries unless they were actually necessary . . .
It's just very odd his surgeries have so many complications and everyone I see go there gets surgery. It's upsetting. He also worked with Bolognese I think who he now "fixes the work of" he was outted as fiixing people who never had malformations.
It can be painful and can cause pressure and what not I guess, I've heard of swallowing issues if it's severe. I don't know what the neck braces are about though they aren't needed typically. You lie flat for a few days sometimes just a day and then go home and rest for a week or two. The end.
I searched the chiari groups for Krissy Kow. She got a MRI herself and made everyone look at it. She totes has chiari (she doesn't actually),
-she asked about Make a Wish
-One was diagnosed first in 2015, but all 4 kids have chiari with asthma/aspiration
-Dr. Greenfield tested one with SPD (Sensory processing disorder) which is odd to me. He could, but if she's gagging and such which Krissy indicated wouldn't that be chiari related? It's a lot of things.
-One also has tethered cord, which I don't think she's had repaired yet, which is odd because Dr. Greenfield should be able to do that.
- She posted in 2016 that a neurosurgeon didn't consider2 kids to have a true chiari (basically one that should affect them) but SO symptomatic. Asspats given probably ideas given also.
So according to Bernardette she's been unresponsive all day, had seizures and is now completely paralysed and struggling to breathe. She goes on to say how hard her "chronic/degenerative" condition is and how it's "not all smiles".
Of course she's one again included a selfie of herself while suposedly unresponsive along with ambulance and hospital selfies, and selfies of having seizures and drooling.
Hi everyone it’s Bee, so today I have been quite unwell last night I felt really off, faint and had a intense headache and pressure in my head then everything went black. I was told by my carers and...
So according to Bernardette she's been unresponsive all day, had seizures and is now completely paralysed and struggling to breathe. She goes on to say how hard her "chronic/degenerative" condition is and how it's "not all smiles".
Of course she's one again included a selfie of herself while suposedly unresponsive along with ambulance and hospital selfies, and selfies of having seizures and drooling.
Hi everyone it’s Bee, so today I have been quite unwell last night I felt really off, faint and had a intense headache and pressure in my head then everything went black. I was told by my carers and...
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