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Wait, just thinking about it, did he not get paid by twitch today? And he's still fucking bitching.
 
Only $18 in tips during his day stream, he is gonna beg so hard for the Minecraft stream

btw he does get paid by Twitch today yet still begging

also btw he said in the day stream that because the top contributor during last minecraft stream didnt request anything, thus he will not make anything even if the contributor shows up on the stream tonight and requests something
 
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Salubrious said:
It's like, anyone familiar with servers or just computers in general cringed at that line.
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And he's a mofo who's bragged about building PCs and taking Computer Science in college, well beyond being a mere valedictorian! At the same time, putting people down almost daily if not daily for being either "mentally ill" or "mentally challenged."

Beyond being a blatant scammer and beggar, he's the kind of sociopath most deserving of the most nitpicky criticism, and yet he gifts us the most valid, easily-debunked contradictions on the daily.
 
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Adamska said:
Had a thought; isn't Pig's panhandling success during the mid-late of a month usually pretty slow anyway? Because if so, then it's easily explained by how the genuinely mentally handicapped people he scams out of money probably are out of tard bux by this point.

Besides, it's not like he'll not get "last minute" donations or seeds, whether by Pig himself to save his own ego or one of his Pigcult trying to become the new Omega Cuck (or a returning member being under a new name due to being just aware enough to feel shame, but too exceptional to stop).
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This is purely anecdata, but he does often see a small jump in the middle of the month due to people getting paid (some people get paid 2x a month, some only 1x). My direct deposit paycheck was in the account by no later than yesterday, so I would expect anybody else who has direct deposit would be similar, but don't too surprised if there's a larger than normal volume of tips tomorrow and Tuesday.

N0thingICanDo said:
Only $18 in tips during his day stream, he is gonna beg so hard for the Minecraft stream

btw he does get paid by Twitch today yet still begging

also btw he said in the day stream that because the top contributor during last minecraft stream didnt request anything, thus he will not make anything even if the contributor shows up on the stream tonight and requests something
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Interesting that he said that since he basically fucked over chatter AlphaMerch (who is a fan, as far as I can tell) to get that higher tip. It'll be interesting to see if heaving_earth/phrenelith shows up tonight or not. Also, as pointed out, he will get his Twitch money tomorrow.
 
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Jasper bit his power cable again


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N0thingICanDo said:
Jasper bit his power cable again


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Nothing happens in Phil's life. That leads to a kind of philosophical question, did nothing happen and he's lying? That is the logical conclusion, or did something happen? Did Jasper take a shit on his chair? Did Kat fail to buy gin and there wasn't any for his pre-stream stiffeners? Almost assuredly nothing happened and he's being a lazy piece of shit, but something so mundane nobody would ever register is as a problem could have happened.

Phil, right now might be furiously texting Kat to come help him off the toilet because bugged shopping mechanics caused him to buy a 12pk instead of 18pk of shit paper last week. Why does he he need so much tp? I will leave that up the you sick freaks to decide.
 
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It'll be interesting to see if heaving_earth/phrenelith shows up tonight or not.
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Big surprise my dude - heaving_earth has been tipping anonymously (Phil gave it away by double-checking the emails of the current tips), and he immediately decided to throw 100 pity-bucks at him.
I can't with this dude. I wish his situation really was as dire as he's making it out to be.

I just wanted to point out that he used Katherine's birthday (which was nearly 2 weeks ago) to guilt trip his fucking viewers. How much of a sleazy asshole can you be? He traded all of his remaining dignity and pride for a life of e-begging and being a shut-in. Unbelievable.

/edit: aaand you ninja'd me, sike
 
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leChinkyRaccoon said:
Seriously, if him and Wings did a joint Borderlands playthrough while saying shit like, oh you think YOU got it bad lemme tell you, they might legitimately crash paypal's servers. It could even be cathartic for the two of them if they could joke about it and see the similarities of their situations.
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I mean it’s very obvious why this doesn’t happen, these people are dysfunctional ego maniacs. Dark has shit on wings for being talked about in his chat while wings was in it, this dude gets jealous when nobody’s team up with him in games and steal the spotlight, you really think he has the capability of putting his pride behind him to stream with wings? If he did he wouldn’t even be a lolcow
 
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ZehnBoat said:
i could have sworn that a long time ago this was brought up and someone said that what phil is doing is a sure sign of an alcoholic
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Other than looking like an infant with a juicebox, what about that motion is a sign of an alcoholic? I love learning about his symptoms.

Also, I've always suspected his bottles are filled with gin and not water.
 
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