It’s cute the way he writes signs for himself. Do you think he has conversations with himself as well? “Careful with that toilet paper, comrade, times are hard! Thanks for reminding me, comrade!”
Did he just give a shout out to himself along with a soyboy super soldier, like there is so much wrong with soyboy super soldier it none of those words belong in the same sentence except if it was something like a SAS Super Soldier shot 10 soyboys with one bullet because they all behind the other or something like that
edit: fuck he didn't even give himself primary shout out space, he was his own second thought wdf
It’s cute the way he writes signs for himself. Do you think he has conversations with himself as well? “Careful with that toilet paper, comrade, times are hard! Thanks for reminding me, comrade!”
Phill has to ration TP because he blew all his tugboat on mall ninja shit and pizza. He also claims to have been some type of direct action again Patriot Prayer that was featured in the paper. View attachment 939170
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I know I know. You are turned on by the thought of getting beaten up by a hunky male cop. It reminds you of the time when Daddy was still with you.
If any new gun laws or restrictions happen they won't affect Phil at all. You actually have to own firearms for them to have any impact on your life.
And no Phil, you borrowing your little playmate's pistol to pose with every couple weeks because you're feeling powerless and frustrated doesn't count as gun ownership. That's just you being a poseur and playing power fantasy dressup time.
Also, if you sit on your ass all day collecting welfare while bitching about normal people who have jobs, you're the problem.
You want an example of an oxymoron? Here you go: a jobless welfare leech who lives on re.tard welfare, sperging about "the workers" as if he were one of them or any of this has any impact on him aside from the workers' tax dollars going to pay his TardBux. Yet another group he had to pretend to be part of.
You know, antfia you keep feeding him he's just going to keep coming back, just like a raccoon.
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I can tell you what Phil's "tranaversary" will look like: a fat, ugly, Italian man with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome sitting all by himself, sadly eating an extra large pizza, mentally telling himself he's really a woman.
I think "counter economics" means Phil sits on his fat ass and collects re.tard welfare while smugly acting like being a jobless, friendless, worthless loser who pretends to be things he's not is somehow a good thing. As far as the "illegalism", fuck if I know how that would apply to Phil since he's too chicken-shit to break the law, despite his "Crime Minister" bullshit.
I'm 100% disabled, which I had to be blown up, watch friends and leaders I looked up to being killed and end up with crippling PTSD. It took me years to go to the VA because I always felt that some other vet needed help more than I did. Which my fiancee convinced me to go or she'd leave me
Phill has to ration TP because he blew all his tugboat on mall ninja shit and pizza. He also claims to have been some type of direct action again Patriot Prayer that was featured in the paper. View attachment 939170
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Phill has to ration TP because he blew all his tugboat on mall ninja shit and pizza. He also claims to have been some type of direct action again Patriot Prayer that was featured in the paper. View attachment 939170
No this is Jonathan "TransEthics" Holliday, another jobless and chronically homeless pariah among troons that Phil picked up from troon forums. Jon then stayed in Phil's hovel for years, rent free. Jon thanked Phil by hogging his bedroom, had Phil sleep on the couch, and beat him up.
He is incidentally also Phil's best gift to the Farms.
Phil, you either use a stencil template or write like a normal human being. Using a writing ruler and sharpie is for mid-school kids and looks low effort instead of... whatever you were trying to accomplish there.
Also "war" is a bit of a strong word, buddy. In any kind of conflict, you'd be dead already.
once again being the crime minster why doesn't he just steal a few rolls of TP from a gas station or restaurant or something, hell alot of condos have swimming pools with a bathroom that is stocked with it and it's normally right outside your condo/apartment
once again being the crime minster why doesn't he just steal a few rolls of TP from a gas station or restaurant or something, hell alot of condos have swimming pools with a bathroom that is stocked with it and it's normally right outside your condo/apartment
I think Phil admitted years back that he doesn't wipe often, if at all. So I'm guessing this sign is some ruse to throw off the people he's bumming a room off of so they don't ask too many uncomfortable questions. I'm sure they can smell him though, so he isn't fooling anyone.
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