DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gaarashatan]

guys, hes obviously adding tax before it hits. you see 28 plus 5 would be 33 but after tax its 32 you MOREONS!

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

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I love those quick glances to the camera when he is yawning, man he is so goddamn weird.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

guys, hes obviously adding tax before it hits. you see 28 plus 5 would be 33 but after tax its 32 you MOREONS!

"The IRS told me I owe them $2,800 for the last quarter's late TAX payment and an additional $500 for the OVERDRAFT and LATE penalty fee, so I put that $3,200 I scammed from PLANETJEFF and HEAVING EARTH toward that and now they told me I still owe them money"

"Fucking IRS WRONGed me doooooooood, I did nothing wrong, I did every math correct, okay?"

 

[Zaryiu]

Boy oh boy, Phil has been really ramping up the begging today. Just out of pure coincidence, on the day before Kat's birthday, Phil is suddenly very worried about his bills. Uh huh, sure. More like he's gotta get the paypigs to pay for all the expensive meals he and Kat will be having.

I'm still dumbfounded as to how Phil's level of begging for money is allowed on Twitch. It's not that he's just saying "Give me money" because I could see that being okay if a bit gross, but Phil takes it up to the next level by saying "Give me money to pay my bills!" and "If I don't get the money, I can't stream anymore!" Phil even said that he will be fine the next time gets paid by Twitch, so to me at least this is a clear case of feigning distress, which is against the rules. Not even the Twitch thots pull this shit, making Phil even worse than they are. Hell, the Twitch thots will at least pretend to be grateful for the money and actually give the paypig the attention they desire; there's even the added bonus of them being girls. This is in stark contrast to middle-aged blob Phil who is more likely to berate you or even ignore the tip if he's in one of his pissbaby moods. His paypigs aren't getting a good return on their investment. As for Phil's "Loyalty Points" idea, he won't do a goddamn thing with it. Too much work, dood. It's just another short term gimmick to get his more competitive paypigs to have bit and tip wars for a reward that Phil will never deliver on. At best, it'll be a unique emote they can use for a limited time or some shit like that.

If Phil ever does go to Mixer, he'll manage to skate by on the razor-thin ice just like he has on Twitch. Maybe he'll get suspended a couple times until he learns what he can't get away with (namely labeling his rambling prestreams as gameplay) and be locked out of Mixer's promotions, but he'll most likely be able to stay once he begs for mercy enough. I just hope Mixer has the balls to actually hold Phil accountable.

Twitch is a scumbag company and they stick with Phil because scum stick together

 

[clownpiss]

do "gaming" websites just scan gaming related subreddits for posts to make stories about? i've discovered 2 more shitty stories relating to that reddit thread. imagine if these websites actually covered the true depravity commited by this guy.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I love those quick glances to the camera when he is yawning, man he is so goddamn weird.

He's making sure the camera didn't catch his solid gold uvula.

 

[Sparkletor]

28 + 5 = 32

I contacted his high school and they confirmed he was the valedictorian.

Big ups Notre Dame of Fairfield. Mathematics is just an opinion.

 

[actually]

Holy shit the quick checkout tonight--literally less than 1.5 minutes from "Youtube Mode Off" to the stream shutting off. That's incredible. Also, shoutout to the people who attempted to troll tip near the end of the stream. You literally got no response other than Phil saying "I got some trolltips here at the end." before he signed off. Excellent work, geniuses.

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

Weird how his arithmetic errors never seem to over estimate. He's always a dollar or two under the amount donated.

 

[bearsintrees]

There are hints of new Youtube drama brewing. A lot of channels doing game content, including some with a million+ subscribers, are being "unverified" soon.

What's it mean? You lose a checkmark. For channels who do reviews or gameplay videos, it means they may lose out on receiving review codes or sponsorship deals. For Phil? Nothing. Nothing will be lost.

However, it will be interesting to see if he maintains his verification because of all the impersonation channels. Which does youtube value more, a nobody with copycats who hates the platform. or someone with 6 million monthly views?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

LMAO, Phil's dying parents gave Khet money for her birthday to buy herself something nice, because chad DSP couldn't provide.

She bought an exercise bike. It wasn't expensive. It wasn't an EL CHEAPO bike, but it wasn't EXPENSIVE either.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This is literally peak DSP content lmao. Making a massive fucking deal out of returning something to Amazon.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

This is for all the troll tippers, seriously cut the shit no matter how you slice it or how rapier like you think your wit is the bottom line is that fatfuck failure Phil gets the money and keeps doing what he's doing for another day at least. Quick question has anyone used this and put the face of pigroach there in place of Phil Margera?

 

[bearsintrees]

"My parents gave Kat money for her birthday"
10 minutes later
"I can't get my money back"

OOOOF

 

[SowonNation]

"My parents would've never given us money just for.. debt, or.. taxes and stuff like that."

No shit. Too bad it already happened.
This dude getting caught in his own web of lies. To put it in the words of DSP: "YOU GOT CAUGHT THE FUCK OUT DUDE. YOU GOT CAUGHT RED-HANDED WITH THE HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR".

 

[Toilet Man]

This exercise bike story is a perfect example of why I love DSP.

- His parents gave Khet money for her birthday

- She buys an exercise bike off Amazon

- It arrives and DSP assembles it (this in itself is hilarious and scary to consider)

- Khet uses it twice, the second time she almost dies because it breaks (bad product, he did nothing wrong)

- DSP tries to get a refund

- Because he's unwilling to disassemble it they have to pick it up with a different truck and two employees

- The truck's tyre blows out so they can't pick it up until next week

- He's mad because he sat around all day waiting and had Jasper locked up for some weird reason

- Khet (probably just DSP) is mad because she's out of pocket (not even her money anyway) and waiting for a refund

- Whined and eventually got some free Amazon credit

- Could easily resolve the situation by disassembling the bike and having it refunded the regular way

He told us this story and actually thought it made Amazon/the Taiwanese company look bad and made him and Khet, y'know, his wife? look like victims. In reality it made him look like a whiny cheap insufferable entitled lazy customer stereotype.

 

[bearsintrees]

Phil hasn't had room in his house to exercise for years, Kat buys an exercise bike.
Kat buys an exercise bike because she hasn't worked out in a long time because of her difficult job.
Exercise bikes are not a good substitute for the gym.
They both are too incompetent to build and take apart that bike.
They had to get even more money from his parents to even buy it.
They abused their cat for a whole day and probably for a whole day again in a week.

Phil felt this was a story worth telling because he got some Amazon credit.

Phil is proud to make himself and his wife look like fucking idiots if he can brag about some free credit from the business that fucked him over.

Edit- when asked why he doesn't have time to go to the gym, Phil was very upset that he doesn't have time to himself anymore and actually complained that he has to spend time with Kat later instead of relaxing.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

The way he talks about this kat is so ️, he really does act like it’s just waiting for any chance to run away, he also acts like this cat has been scared for life because it had to hangout in one room for a few hours(opposed to just grabbing the cat when it’s time to put him away, why does he act like this cat is impossible to pin down unless he does it hours ahead of time)

Also yikes on him not even stepping outside to realize the package was in front of his garage....hows anyone supposed to just find a package hidden like that!

 

[Toilet Man]

Also yikes on him not even stepping outside to realize the package was in front of his garage....hows anyone supposed to just find a package hidden like that!

Not only did they hide it right in front of his garage door, but the package itself was too small and unnoticeable snort.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

now he’s going out of his way to really shit on EvilAj

EvilAj has done nothing positive with his entire life, he’s a loser who’s only notoriety involves being negative to DSP and all he does is follow him on street fighter because he’s a loser

So according to dark EvilAjs entire existence is in a dark room until dark plays street fighter for 2 hours once a week, he turns back on to play dark in it then after the stream shut back down. There’s nothing else to his life and he’s a everlasting monster, because all that matters is what you’ve done online and if you’ve done nothing positive online for people to see you’ve never done a single positive thing ever....

This guy is a mature adult?