DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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Phil is the kind of guy who will quit washing his hair, to try and delay baldness.
but it's not his fault, it's the headset's fault for resting there. he will probably try and sue them for damages
 
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Phil is the kind of guy who will quit washing his hair, to try and delay baldness.
but it's not his fault, it's the headset's fault for resting there. he will probably try and sue them for damages
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Supposing he DOES wash his hair currently... And it's as nasty greasy as it is already? I shudder at just how rancid that scalp would be after just 3 days. He'd have to invest in new pillow cases weekly.
 
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A rare pic of Phil in direct sunlight and a pic of him back in the condo days.

Note, even though this isn't a high quality picture (480p cam video really putting in work) you can see that the bottom of his goatee does have white hair but you can also tell how patchy the rest of his goatee is. It also makes me chuckle how crooked his forehead hairline is because it reminds me of Soulja Boy.
 
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Mediocre said:
I wonder if he's considered hopping on the Finasteride or Minoxidil train to try and starve off the balding process because once the norwood reaper arrives he takes zero prisoners, no follicle is safe.
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I have the same thought whenever I see his bald spot, almost to the point that it keeps me up at night.:lit:

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Pictures from his DSPGaming channel when installing his Switch. (Rule of 3 to try show some angles.)
The thing that stands out the most about the video is that his signature beanie is laying right infront of him on a storage ottoman.
I guess it was bugged equip mechanics.:stress:
 
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When asked why he doesn't shave every day, Phil informs us that his skin is far too sensitive to do that. Fair enough. I guess scraping a piece of metal across your face could irritate your skin.

Phil even gave us a story about how his bosses used to give him special permission to come to work not having shaved for days due to his condition.

Then I remembered. Phil uses an electric shaver. An electric razor does not irritate your skin unless you are doing something very wrong.
 
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Sparkletor said:
When asked why he doesn't shave every day, Phil informs us that his skin is far too sensitive to do that. Fair enough. I guess scraping a piece of metal across your face could irritate your skin.

Phil even gave us a story about how his bosses used to give him special permission to come to work not having shaved for days due to his condition.

Then I remembered. Phil uses an electric shaver. An electric razor does not irritate your skin unless you are doing something very wrong.
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I completely missed that, maybe kat got him a bum razor or maybe he just follows though with a regular one? Maybe I’ve had cheap ones but I never knew electric ones got a shave that close
 
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On top of the sensitive skin and shaving thing...it is a thing for people who have issues like that to be given exemptions from shaving...in the army. Armed forces can allow for a 'shaving profile' if its an issue.

BUT

Its mostly found in black people.

Does this mean Dave has an N word pass? Might be why he has escaped punishment for racist behaviour. Either way, the fucking moulignan is probably making shit up like always
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
On top of the sensitive skin and shaving thing...it is a thing for people who have issues like that to be given exemptions from shaving...in the army. Armed forces can allow for a 'shaving profile' if its an issue.

BUT

Its mostly found in black people.

Does this mean Dave has an N word pass? Might be why he has escaped punishment for racist behaviour. Either way, the fucking moulignan is probably making shit up like always
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'What up my niggas! No it's cool I didn't shave. That's our word. Why are you looking at me that way'
 
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When asked why he doesn't shave every day, Phil informs us that his skin is far too sensitive to do that. Fair enough. I guess scraping a piece of metal across your face could irritate your skin.

Phil even gave us a story about how his bosses used to give him special permission to come to work not having shaved for days due to his condition.

Then I remembered. Phil uses an electric shaver. An electric razor does not irritate your skin unless you are doing something very wrong.
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This is of course nothing more than a lie. He can't just say he doesn't like to shave and would rather have facial hair, he has to concoct an entire story behind why he doesn't.

I don't get why Phil has to make up a story for literally everything. Even for things that don't even make him look bad. There is literally nothing that doesn't have some elaborate story behind it to make Phil look like an innocent victim.
 
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