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Chris is winning this trolling game. He's made himself so fucking tedious and unfathomable that eventually we'll all get so bored of him that he'll be entirely left alone.
I don't think that will ever happen. No matter how much people want to proclaim their feels over throwing pennies at Chris, most people hate him.
 
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Oh shit quit everything your doing he knows! (The person that's making the comic Chris has been talking about on Twitter.) (Didn't know where else to put this sorry mods.)
 
I have 1000% more respect for someone like bluespike ERPing and forcing an exceptional individual to shove pottery shards in his ass than furries earnestly drawing brony fan-fic for a chance to pay $200 to sniff Chris' old sneakers.

Bluespike was a mildly sociopathic 13 year old doing shit on the level of heinousness expected of a 13 year old boy, and could and did grow out of it. Different standards are applied to adults.
 
Bluespike was a mildly sociopathic 13 year old doing shit on the level of heinousness expected of a 13 year old boy, and could and did grow out of it. Different standards are applied to adults.
are you saying a relatively deranged 13 year old boy trying to fit in is more mature than bronies and furries that unironically go along with chris's bullshit
 
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Oh shit quit everything your doing he knows! (The person that's making the comic Chris has been talking about on Twitter.) (Didn't know where else to put this sorry mods.)
Tell me this bent dick riding faggot doesn't have a thread here, because that's exactly what he wants. His shtick is no different than Sockness, only its drawings and not ramblings about alien ghosts. Stop giving him attention.
 
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Oh shit quit everything your doing he knows! (The person that's making the comic Chris has been talking about on Twitter.) (Didn't know where else to put this sorry mods.)
Funny, the only thing I've been learning about from it is how to be an unfunny try hard, sniffing the smug out of a retard's asshole as you try to ride his coattails to e-fame.
 
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Oh shit quit everything your doing he knows! (The person that's making the comic Chris has been talking about on Twitter.) (Didn't know where else to put this sorry mods.)
He could have at least had the decency to make it about the Sonichu characters instead of the ponies. The MLP stuff is easily the most boring content that Chris has ever drawn. And if this guy has to go to that to boost his web comic, then it's time he reconsiders the direction it's going.
 
Tell me this bent dick riding faggot doesn't have a thread here, because that's exactly what he wants. His shtick is no different than Sockness, only its drawings and not ramblings about alien ghosts. Stop giving him attention.

He hasn’t done anything really stupid other than low key troll Chris. He isn’t trying to insert himself into Chris’s life like Sockness is. At worst, this guy is just a Brony clout chaser. Hardly worth a thread here.
 
"wow, people wanna fuck me! Better clean out the old mud hole and put on some dancin' shoes
This needs to be random txt
At worst, this guy is just a Brony clout chaser
This. If you insist on documenting him take it to the CWCki but he doesn’t seem cow-ish unless we discover a fetlife account that chronicles his piss fetish in detail or something.
 
And of course Night Star is besties with Twilight Sparkle, though I do love that Chris specifies that they indulge in 'intelligent conversation'.

Friends, or even good acquaintances, have all sorts of conversations - mundane, funny, imaginative, drunken. clever. But Night Star and Twilight Sparkle have intelligent chin-wags. I can just see them, sitting in some gentlemen's ladies' ladyponies' club, in monocles and toppers, sipping from brandy snifters filled with orange Fanta or whatever shit ponies drink in the show, rustling their copies of the Times...

'I say, NS, did you know that Shakespony says that brevity is the soul of wit?'

'Well, my dear TS, I have Given this much Consideration, and would beg to Concur that William is, indeed, quite on-the-nose with that particular apercu. Also, would you Happen to Begin to Conceive of the Situation which led the Oviparous Barnyard fowl to Traverse the Public highway? Among which.'
 
Does anyone have Chris' address? I'm looking to buy Chris a pretty wig for women as a gag gift.
Which is a friendly gesture, but he will look dumb with the size of the wig I'm getting. Plus I doubt he'll take care of it.
But it will look better than his natural hair so it's kinda Honest and True.

1600 pennsylvania avenue washington dc 20500
 
Does anyone have Chris' address? I'm looking to buy Chris a pretty wig for women as a gag gift.
Which is a friendly gesture, but he will look dumb with the size of the wig I'm getting. Plus I doubt he'll take care of it.
But it will look better than his natural hair so it's kinda Honest and True.

Unless its another my little pony wig or something with Sonic the Hedgehog quills I doubt he'd wear it. After all why would he need to wear a wig when in his own mind he's already got the hair of a shampoo commercial model? Mark my words that wig whether he wears it once or not at all will just end up as part of the hoard and your money will be wasted. I say put that money towards a charity that makes wigs for people who actually need them instead.

Great art but.
Why does Sonichu’s back quills look like a rotting banana?

Lets be honest they've always looked like rotten bananas.
 
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