Qriist Autism Thread

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Mod edit: These posts were moved from the Tim Pool and shoeonhead threads as they were derailing the threads. idk who this person is and idc.

So, I'm just going to disregard every single warning that was given about protecting identity. C'est la vie

Sup, I'm Qriist.

I've used kiwifarms in past to gather info on other people (notably Yaniv for some Subverse chat). On a lark I figured I'd search out myself. Fun times!

I'll address each quote in turn, as one does.

Huh, I've actually run into this guy before, he's a really weird skeptosphere-type. The story is consistent from what I saw him claiming a few months ago, although he left out what the charge was previously. No way to tell what he actually did while there but he's definitely not antifa or running an op. He still comes off as kind of fucking nuts and I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't consider showing up in the middle of the night would be a big deal because in his mind, of course Tim would listen and help clear his name.

I'm unsure what a skeptosphere is, outside of some musician I am unfamiliar with. Care to elaborate?

I apologize for coming off as deranged. I do so try to avoid that. Homelessness takes a toll, I suppose.

I didn't actually *expect* Tim to listen or cover my story, I'm not really expecting anyone to. More than anyone else, I realize what it looks like.

I absolutely should have waited for daylight.

I'm not really big into his whole schtick of just re-reading news articles written by other people and calling it "content", but his heart's in the right place. I personally don't really think there is much justification for him to even have a thread here at all; to my knowledge he hasn't done anything to warrant marking him a lolcow.

Not really anything to do with me, but Tim does write full articles of each story he does, posted to his Mind's account. Pretty good reads.

Ok so,
A dude shows up at 4:30 in the morning, tries to break in.
Tim wakes up and calls the cops after spending a few minutes fiddling with lights.
The cops tell him they have someone else on dispatch and they caught the guy.
Cops come to Pool, tell him to get a gun and that the guy said he was a fan.
Also that he came from another state and crossed a non-pedestrian bridge.
Apparently Pool has footage that is too dark, but the audio is clear.
A couple hours later the guy comes back and tries to break in again.
As the guy tries break in again, Pool happens to be recording a video about the first one.
This is also all when the Minds live event is about to happen in a couple of days.

I’m going to put on some tinfoil here, something about this doesn’t sound right. I’ve never known cops to actively suggest getting a gun and I would think if they caught the guy that he would be under arrest. Especially if the guy supposedly tells him that he came from another state and crossed a bridge he technically shouldn’t as a pedestrian. While also making himself sound like a loon with a phrase like “Journalist Extraordinare Tim Pool”.

Another detail to note is that in his first account he says the noise woke him up. But he doesn’t mention his dog who is in the video and barks at something outside. Wouldn’t the dog have barked during the first attempt? Wouldn’t he mention the dog barking considering he went into detail about the lights? And isn’t it more likely that the dog’s barking would get him up more than the sound of a door’s latch getting fiddled with?

Actually, the guy wouldn’t have run off unless he thought he got caught. And the only indication of that would be someone noticing him or a dog barking.

Apparently a neighbor would have also woken up at 4:30 in the morning, in a suburb, before Pool, to the sound of a home invasion. I really fucking doubt that would happen, its possible but really unlikely.

And its REALLY coincidental that the guy comes back again during a recording about the first attempt.

I don’t buy it, maybe I’m missing something but this sounds off.

A Philly cop got me across the bridge as a courtesy.

I did indeed walk the distance from there.

I never tried to break in and never touched any door knobs. I suspect the "attempted break in noises" was me knocking on his van. Dunno.

The dog did suprise me on the second trip, there was no barking in the wee hours. Perhaps he was in the back?

As for the extraordinaire bit:

> Journalist Extraordinare

I think that was a joke.

That wasn't anything I said.

Shit just got real...

https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1167009234309001217

This is a rickroll link. Examine the actual hypertext. Tim's place also doesn't look anything like this picture. You can verify that yourself with the video Tim released regarding me.

God, you people are autistic.
This was an obviously mentally ill person that the police stopped.

Antifa are violent. They don't like Tim.

The two don't have to be linked to both be true.

I think Tim's a milquetoast fence sitter, but come on, just because you dislike him and you're addicted to thinking of him as a lawlcow doesn't mean there aren't actual real things going on here.

I'm not going to deny that I have issues - I surely do.

Ok so, according to Qriist
He came from Philly to knock on Pool's door.
Then he went to Pool's van and knocked on that.
Then went back to the house after knocking on the van.
And then he left to go to the bathroom and got stopped by the police.
The police told him to leave so he did.

Assuming Qriist is telling the truth then this doesn't account for the second visit during the video recording.

So a few things are possible, this guy is a genuine loon who isn't being honest, the guy did visit but left after awhile anyway (which probably means Pool lied about the second visit), or this is all bullshit. Pool's initial account doesn't detail what Qriist is detailing, for Pool it was "there was a sound which suggested B&E and then I called the cops". Whereas Qriist is detailing something much more complicated with a knock to the house, then the van, then the house again and then he left.

The discrepancies I'm noting could be nothing, its just a weird situation is all.

Everything detailed in the first part jives with the second visit because the video was released multiple hours later. I saw the posts an felt bad - I actually wrote an apology note that I left on his door handle. I have made every effort to be honest.

Second, no one is talking about the gun pic. The crazy loony guy, did he mention having a gun? How was he able to find the address? Was the gun pic ever explained?

I chopped this large quote because most of it didn't apply to me.
As for the gun pic, see above. I have no firearms.

The address was found in just a couple minutes with public information. No dedicated search, just a fleeting thought with a couple moments to verify. I won't say more because I don't want to undo the work that someone else has recently done in getting word to Tim on how to hide/restrict that info.

Not sure if anybody has seen the JF talk with the door guy, he's absolutely exceptional, well worth the full watch. He came to tim pools house to break a story to him about being wrongly convicted of of child rape and owning CP, he claims he was set up and is seeking a pardon from trump and is trying to talk to all sorts of right leaning youtubers but nobody wants to touch the story as there are loads of weird details and he is convivcted as a sex offender, he claims to be ex army (10 years) and has a child and a wife. It's a really weird story and the chat seemed to not believe him. Apparently his trailer trash roommate downloaded CP through a torrent and tried to blackmail him for money...

I saved this for last since the JF talk occurred after everything else.

I am unsure of the proper context being applied to exceptional. Awesome? Unusual? Retarded? I suppose any of them could apply since none of you really know me.

I agree, it's a weird story - if only for the complexity. It's a pain in the ass to try and explain over and over.

To make one important point of correction (a point of personal privilege, if you will excuse the meme) I was fully acquitted on the child rape charges and convicted on one charge (with two specifications) of child porn. One specification was later kicked on appeal. Explicitly, I maintain my factual innocence on all points.

I haven't only reached out to right-wing youtubers, I have reached out to left-wing youtubers, mainstream media, and any lawyer I can find.

I think that covers everything. Feel free to ask questions if you want.

my blog is at www.tinyurl.com/pardonblog with longform explanations of all the events related to the case.
If you look through the videos that Tim, TheQuartering, and JF made, you'll see my rebukes and corrections littered throughout.

 

[nosemouth]

What the fuck?

 

[Vecr]

So, I'm just going to disregard every single warning that was given about protecting identity. C'est la vie

Sup, I'm Qriist.

I've used kiwifarms in past to gather info on other people (notably Yaniv for some Subverse chat). On a lark I figured I'd search out myself. Fun times!

I'll address each quote in turn, as one does.

I'm unsure what a skeptosphere is, outside of some musician I am unfamiliar with. Care to elaborate?

I apologize for coming off as deranged. I do so try to avoid that. Homelessness takes a toll, I suppose.

I didn't actually *expect* Tim to listen or cover my story, I'm not really expecting anyone to. More than anyone else, I realize what it looks like.

I absolutely should have waited for daylight.



Not really anything to do with me, but Tim does write full articles of each story he does, posted to his Mind's account. Pretty good reads.



A Philly cop got me across the bridge as a courtesy.

I did indeed walk the distance from there.

I never tried to break in and never touched any door knobs. I suspect the "attempted break in noises" was me knocking on his van. Dunno.

The dog did suprise me on the second trip, there was no barking in the wee hours. Perhaps he was in the back?

As for the extraordinaire bit:

That wasn't anything I said.


This is a rickroll link. Examine the actual hypertext. Tim's place also doesn't look anything like this picture. You can verify that yourself with the video Tim released regarding me.



I'm not going to deny that I have issues - I surely do.


Everything detailed in the first part jives with the second visit because the video was released multiple hours later. I saw the posts an felt bad - I actually wrote an apology note that I left on his door handle. I have made every effort to be honest.



I chopped this large quote because most of it didn't apply to me.
As for the gun pic, see above. I have no firearms.

The address was found in just a couple minutes with public information. No dedicated search, just a fleeting thought with a couple moments to verify. I won't say more because I don't want to undo the work that someone else has recently done in getting word to Tim on how to hide/restrict that info.

Can you prove that you are who you say you are?

Posting "I am qriist.43267 on Kiwi Farms" on all your social media would be a good start, assuming you still have any.

Anyway, even that would not prove that you are the person that showed up to Tim Pool's house.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Snip

Go get verified by mods that you’re the actual person @Feline Darkmage
Also, if you are the real deal, you’re a dumb nigger

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Go get verified by mods that you’re the actual person @Feline Darkmage
Also, if you are the real deal, you’re a dumb nigger

I can't put verification on him but I can for sure bump this over to someone who can.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

What the fuck?

My ears were burning, what can I say?

Can you prove that you are who you say you are?

Posting "I am qriist.43267 on Kiwi Farms" on all your social media would be a good start, assuming you still have any.

Anyway, even that would not prove that you are the person that showed up to Tim Pool's house.

Proof I am the one true Qriist:

Qriist on Twitter

“@farms_kiwi Here's looking at you.”

twitter.com

Proof I am the gentleman that knocked on Tim's door:

Mythinformed on Twitter

“The police know who the guy is that showed up at Tim’s house last night. We feel based on the information that we have, this is an obsessive compulsive individual, and is not related to #Minds IRL. If he is at the event, he will be arrested. He may be in custody already.”

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[Shady Attorney]

While we wait for that verification, @Qriist why did you think it was a good idea to go to someone's residence at 4:30 in the morning? Did the thought never occur to you that maybe someone wouldn't take that kindly to a stranger knocking on their door at such a time? Did it never occur to you that hearing the cops say a fan went out of their way across state lines to see them sounds deranged?

If I got anything wrong, please do correct the record

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

While we wait for that verification, @Qriist why did you think it was a good idea to go to someone's residence at 4:30 in the morning? Did the thought never occur to you that maybe someone wouldn't take that kindly to a stranger knocking on their door at such a time? Did it never occur to you that hearing the cops say a fan went out of their way across state lines to see them sounds deranged?

If I got anything wrong, please do correct the record

Tim wasn't the ultimate goal, I was going to Pitman, on foot. I agree it was a dumbass move to knock at that hour.

Logically, I thought I could drop my story in his hands and keep going, avoiding the sun while I traveled.

I can't really speak to what the cops said to Tim, I don't believe I actually (explicitly) said I was fan. I said I wanted to submit my story to him, and that I had traveled rough to the event. It turned into a shitshow (my own actions, of course) and I decided not to show up to the event... I didn't want to cause any further strife. Good thing, because I saw the posting saying I'd be arrested much later. (I believe I noticed it around noon, whatever timestamp from me is first in that thread.)

 

[Shady Attorney]

Tim wasn't the ultimate goal, I was going to Pitman, on foot. I agree it was a dumbass move to knock at that hour.

Logically, I thought I could drop my story in his hands and keep going, avoiding the sun while I traveled.

I can't really speak to what the cops said to Tim, I don't believe I actually (explicitly) said I was fan. I said I wanted to submit my story to him, and that I had traveled rough to the event. It turned into a shitshow (my own actions, of course) and I decided not to show up to the event... I didn't want to cause any further strife. Good thing, because I saw the posting saying I'd be arrested much later. (I believe I noticed it around noon, whatever timestamp from me is first in that thread.)

Whether you said to the cops that you were his fan or not makes no difference. You went out of your way to meet Tim Pool at 4:30 am and then after the cops told you to not do that, you came back for Round 2.
That's the whole issue here. Also, your story is of no concern to me as it doesn't allow you to do things that would make any person uncomfortable such as hearing you knock on their door after already having to call the cops on you once.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Whether you said to the cops that you were his fan or not makes no difference. You went out of your way to meet Tim Pool at 4:30 am and then after the cops told you to not do that, you came back for Round 2.
That's the whole issue here. Also, your story is of no concern to me as it doesn't allow you to do things that would make any person uncomfortable such as hearing you knock on their door after already having to call the cops on you once.

Yep, not my finest hour. As for out of my way.... not really. That's why it was such a convenient time. (Again, strictly based on hiking and avoiding the sun.)

 

[Vecr]

Yep, not my finest hour. As for out of my way.... not really. That's why it was such a convenient time. (Again, strictly based on hiking and avoiding the sun.)

Why did you want to avoid the sun?

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Why did you want to avoid the sun?

Because it is a ~20 mile walk from the bus station in Philadelphia to the theater in Pitman where the Minds IRL event was initially slated to be held. My bus naturally arrived then (cheapest price point) but I would have hid out in Philly until dusk if it hadn't.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

To make one important point of correction (a point of personal privilege, if you will excuse the meme) I was fully acquitted on the child rape charges and convicted on one charge (with two specifications) of child porn. One specification was later kicked on appeal. Explicitly, I maintain my factual innocence on all points.

If I were you I would reach out to Mister Metokur. His twitter is @MisterAntiBully, he tends to be interested in cases revolving around alleged child abuse.

I am sure he would love to hear from you. And at least give you an opportunity to give your side to a broader audience. I’m sure he’d even like to hear you talk about the Pool situation.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

If I were you I would reach out to Mister Metokur. His twitter is @MisterAntiBully, he tends to be interested in cases revolving around alleged child abuse.

I am sure he would love to hear from you. And at least give you an opportunity to give your side to a broader audience. I’m sure he’d even like to hear you talk about the Pool situation.

Thanks, I did.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

I suppose it's worth mentioning that shoe0nhead put out a lengthy Twitter thread all about me. While I'm not offended on the principle of the matter I'm annoyed that she has done so while recklessly disregarding facts, without even adhering to what is legally recognized as fact (some of which, of course, I dispute.)



I naturally waded right in and engaged. Not sure if this counts as a lolcow crossover since I'm the nexus.

shoe on Twitter

“👉 PSA: the user @/Qriist is the person who tried to break into Tim Pool’s house at 4am. he’s also a convicted pedophile/child rapist. he’s trying to get close with other youtubers now & the man obviously has issues with parasocial relationships so be warned. (proof in thread)”

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shoe on Twitter

“first tweet was the day before he broke into tims house. last tweet is the day after- having the audacity to ask for a ticket to the convention like nothing happened. very normal.”

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shoe on Twitter

“his full name was on his twitter so people found out he’s a wholeass child rapist. but he claims these are all false charges.”

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shoe on Twitter

“he also expresses no remorse for trying to break into tim’s house & cracks jokes about it. EXTREMELY normal. dont attack him, just be aware this guy has serious issues and does not understand boundaries. he’s trying to cozy up to other youtubers like undoomed & blaire currently.”

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[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Q you ain’t brave, you ain’t beautiful and no one cares.

Also you fiddle kids did I read in that post of hers?

Edit: Why are you @ shoe on the farms she doesn’t have an account?

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Q you ain’t brave, you ain’t beautiful and no one cares.

Also you fiddle kids did I read in that post of hers?

Edit: Why are you @ shoe on the farms she doesn’t have an account?

Perhaps it's bias speaking, just thought it was interesting. Nothing brave or beautiful to it.

I decidedly do not diddle kids. Wrongful conviction, etc

Nor did I break into Tim's house, as evidenced by his house not being broke into.

Oh, what kicked off the PSA was her swooping down to save Undoomed from this offensive post of mine:

Qriist on Twitter

“@Undoomed @TheRedSkyye @ChrisRa @Sagron_of_Akkad @shoe0nhead @ArmouredSkeptic @CountDankulaTV @scrowder On the other hand, @Undoomed, I follow you and have no idea why. I haven't seen any of your content.... lol. Probably some random comment I liked.”

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[BlancoMailo]

I like her attempt to try and get a twofer here:
1. Coddle up to Tim Pool('s audience) after he told her to get fucked with her bitchy mean girls act towards him.
2. Continue to push her new hardline anti-pedophilia image considering her previous questionable statements on the subject.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

I like her attempt to try and get a twofer here:
1. Coddle up to Tim Pool('s audience) after he told her to get fucked with her bitchy mean girls act towards him.
2. Continue to push her new hardline anti-pedophilia image considering her previous questionable statements on the subject.

I actually wasn't aware of either of these points. Interesting.

 

[BlancoMailo]

I actually wasn't aware of either of these points. Interesting.

#1. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shoe0...gory-greg-fluhrer.22394/page-114#post-5170163 (another screenshot in the next post).

#2. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shoe0...gory-greg-fluhrer.22394/page-122#post-5277982