TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Who was 6'8", and is apparently so insecure in their sexuality that being called a faggot one time started a fight.
And then all the dice clapped.

And that dice's name, was Albert Einstein.


I also find it hard to believe that Noah would have had a big tranny friend without him constantly crowing about him the way MovieBob would crow about having a girlfriend if he suddenly got one. Also, that trans soldier must've been constantly getting busted to KP Duty for punching his fellow soldiers since most military men I know call each other faggot about 50 times a day.
 
Didn't know depression made you insane, maybe Spoony wasn't lying about having all those illnesses.
This is not the first time he claims something as unrealistic as this. And I'm not even talking about his illnesses. Somewhere around the time when "Russia hacked the elections" was at its peak autism, he claimed that he worked in IT and seen stuff that will make your blood freeze or skin crawl, scare you shitless in a simple words. He worked in IT for a month or so and it wasn't some CIA facility or cyber security squad, he worked in an airport or something like this (you are free to correct me here). I think, he knows that his story is bullshit, but he needs that attention and dopamine too fucking bad to stop.
 
This is not the first time he claims something as unrealistic as this. And I'm not even talking about his illnesses. Somewhere around the time when "Russia hacked the elections" was at its peak autism, he claimed that he worked in IT and seen stuff that will make your blood freeze or skin crawl, scare you shitless in a simple words. He worked in IT for a month or so and it wasn't some CIA facility or cyber security squad, he worked in an airport or something like this (you are free to correct me here). I think, he knows that his story is bullshit, but he needs that attention and dopamine too fucking bad to stop.
If i recall correctly, it was a cubicle monkey job at Boeing his dad got him that lasted all of a month.

Heres a thought; is Sploony a compulsive liar, or does he legitimately believe this stuff?
 
Heres a thought; is Sploony a compulsive liar, or does he legitimately believe this stuff?
I don't know. On the one hand he is aware about where he is and what is happening to him. On the other he has no problem posting shit like this if it gives him attention he craves. I think, he knows he is lying, but doesn't care, even though it is rather optimistic.
 
I think most people who fabricate these karmic revenge stories want them to be true and need external affirmation that their life is more interesting than it is. It's easier to fool yourself when you have retweets/likes/reddit upvotes to help. I never agreed with the characterisation of Noah as a compulsive liar or a fraud, but he has hammed up the tragedy and drama of his life experience and decline.

I think the key, telling difference between this story and tales like the toilet pizza and the LARP incident is that the latter two are sillier and more mundane the more you think about them, whereas this epic beatdown is everything Noah's present self would want to see and hear. He's become increasingly fixated on the idea of righteous violence over the years.
 
If i recall correctly, it was a cubicle monkey job at Boeing his dad got him that lasted all of a month.

Heres a thought; is Sploony a compulsive liar, or does he legitimately believe this stuff?
I said before that at this stage of his life, Spoony either knows or is at least subconsciously aware of the fact that people have caught on to his bullshit. He knows that we aren't idiots who take things at his word anymore. His audience of 13-15 year olds has grown out of that naivety they once had to just take their idols word at face value. At this point I believe he's lying (or at least just saying this shit) to hopefully get more people on his side, to justify him never working again. He's gone down the rabbit hole of lies so deep that the only options he has left is either come clean about being a lazy no good NEET, or keep the lies going until eventually no one is around to here them. Unfortunately for Spoony he's chosen the latter.
 
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Figured somebody should try updating his Twitter profile, since he's too lazy to do it.
 
Spoony needs a new... [rolls dice]... smartphone. Get your Superchats ready.

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I included that reply because it's to "Have you tried turning it on and off again?" from The IT Crowd, which if you some of you recall is one of the comments that sent him into a temper tantrum during a Live Wire.
 
Spoony needs a new... [rolls dice]... smartphone. Get your Superchats ready.

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I included that reply because it's to "Have you tried turning it on and off again?" from The IT Crowd, which if you some of you recall is one of the comments that sent him into a temper tantrum during a Live Wire.

Has he tried factory resetting it? Like you can do with pretty much damn well every electronic?

Or is that some basic feature that's gotten removed from newer "Smart" phones?
 
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