Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

Speak of the devil. Today's been a shitfest related to one of the furry-cows I've watched in my old pal's discord server.

There used to be a sub-clique in my friend's server that consisted of furfags, my friend only knew them because he had a fursona around the time I met him. I usually don't give a shit about stuff like this because I draw for money, it's a win-lose situation on my end on how this group of people would borderline harass me and claim me as "one of the furries" because of that.

I found the weirdest thing with this group, moderating a NSFW Discord server that was separate with this same friend - They'd like share fetishes? I never understood it personally but to give a basic description - One of them had fat fetish. The channel dedicated to the furry porn would be flooded with posts about it from majority of that group. I remember a situation where one of them was showing off his character art (it was inflation art.) This specific person, who had a turtle fursona would try to suck up to the fatfag by begging to see more of this art he commissioned. To my knowledge he had over 200 pieces of fetish art at that point. (But to the main person here.)

Now none of them are really around except the Turtle-dude. Who did nothing but talk about his character's dick and how much of a "bear" and how "BI uwu" he was, he also is extremely left leaning and is the type to accuse you of being racist and whatever if he didn't agree with you. I personally didn't care about him until he started to bother me for advice on art and whatever - I need to also mention that he didn't like me because I speak my mind a lot and am rough around the edges myself.

One of these incidents where he blocked me for a week or so on discord was before Infinity War came out, I made a snide comment about Iron Man that had nothing to do with the movie and he flipped his shit at me over it because I "ruined" it for him. For someone who talks about how "capitalism ruins everything" He's the biggest fucking shill I've ever met when it comes to Marvel and other companies.

To hit on that note, a few days back he was circlejerking about Chick-fil-a being bad in the main server I'm in because of the CEO doesn't like gays, while in the same NSFW server I mod - He's talking about wanting to buy Bad Dragon toys and how much he loves shit like that. Even though the CEO has some heavy dirt on him related to zoophillia and sexual abuse with minors. I brought up his hypocrisy and he goes "Oh I'm going to head off." and pretends to go offline. (I only know this because he still lurks in chat and still slaps reactions on messages after his "leave.")

Now July 11th, that would be yesterday seeing how it's 6 AM here.

A conversation started in the main server, Turtle-fag goes on a pity party and starts asking people how to make his character less "generic."
You'd expect his character to be some neon-garbage - No, it was just a green anthro turtle. No clothes, no details, no personality. It was just a non-offensive self insert. I would include an image of it but I think posting this alone would be pushing it seeing how he's a huge drama queen. (Surprise, surprise!)

During this conversation, I'm out of the house - had to go to the hospital for a quick check-up. I get about three pings from him asking for an "artist's opinion." I really don't mind taking a look and commenting it later - as what I said in the chat. It takes a few minutes for me to get back into the car and comment on it. Seeing how he only showed me a reference picture - I had nothing to work with for ideas and mentioned that it was bland. I gave a few tips about maybe writing something up for his character and to look into other turtle species as a whole. I offered to help come up with concepts when I got back, but instead he completely ignores what I said and pulled the same "'I'm going to head off." shit. Out of spite and pettiness I came up with some concepts for a turtle character design to prove a point and so far it looks more memorable than "green turtle."

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Uh, sorry if this is a mess to read - I've been up all night packing my stuff up.

I completely forgot to mention how he told me that he wanted to make his character more "bear" like (making it buff) and how he got hissy when I mentioned that's not going to make it any less bland.
 
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Knew this furry kid in early highschool, he was always covered in pins about anarchy, atheism, and being a proud brony.

I decided to make friends with him because I was a lonely, emo, fuck.
I'm not going to go into too much detail but he was all around a creep, he would show me furry porn on the school computers, asked me multiple times to buy him dragon dildoes, and gave old sex toys to me. (Which I obviously threw out)
I still follow him on Tumblr, sadly I haven't been on the site in ages, but last time I checked he was still complaining about the "nsfw ban" and posts about how stupid he thinks religion is.
 
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I used to know this guy named Oskar from Sweden, I met him in like 2016 or so. He was a furry (and also a brony). Dude sent me nudes and gay furry porn and he stole his mom's dildo. Bloody fucking hell, dude was overall fucked up in the head. Was a tranner too for some amount of time and also a leftist or something, fuck if I know.
Dude also edates a finnish girl, and edating is pretty fucking pathetic
 
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Since this hasn't been brought up here yet:

There's this one fur who goes by Ace97 (and possibly other names) whom is known among the Florida furries group to be a rapist... and yet his presence is still tolerated in the Florida Furs telegram group.

(This is less of a personal lolcow and more of an unopened packet of cheese, but if anyone gets bored you can almost certainly dredge up a lot of drama about him.)
 
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Dionysus said:
I have a long standing history of being unable to escape This Person, known as Kody-the-fox
At least once a month, any time I log into a site that hosts art, I somehow manage to see his works.

He basically draws the same hyper specific thing over and over and over again: Overweight MS paint furries in scuba gear going scuba diving despite the fact that they all live in middle america flyover states.

If I had only seen a piece or two in passing once or twice, I wouldn't have ever paid it any mind, but I cannot escape him, I see him constantly, it's fated that I cannot go more than around 15 days without somehow, somewhere, someway, being subjected to overweight MS paint furries who live in middle america flyover states in scuba gear going scuba diving.

Every time I see an image from him, the head is smaller, the scuba gear, larger.

I will never be free.
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Is he STILL fucking going? reminds me of the dude who draws ONLY disney cartoon animal gloves, he would delete and create accounts, but i havent seen anything from him in years, wonder if the tism got him?
 
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Is he STILL fucking going? reminds me of the dude who draws ONLY disney cartoon animal gloves, he would delete and create accounts, but i havent seen anything from him in years, wonder if the tism got him?
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Absolutely still going strong. It's honestly almost inspiring. :feels:
 
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My personal cow is brown nose pup. He regularly posts on Twitter about how he loves to be smelly and dirty and cover himself with shit. Twitter.com/messytails

Edit: for clarity WAS my cow. he supposedly died a while ago from lack of nutrients and bacterial infection from consuming feces.
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Wew, it seems he took the "eat shit and die" in a literal way.
 
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Peetz's Bank Account said:
My personal cow is brown nose pup. He regularly posts on Twitter about how he loves to be smelly and dirty and cover himself with shit. Twitter.com/messytails

Edit: for clarity WAS my cow. he supposedly died a while ago from lack of nutrients and bacterial infection from consuming feces.
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There was an account that surfaced shortly after he 'died' which claimed to be him but lost access to the old account. Dunno if that's legit or not. Where did the whole 'he died' thing come from?
 
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There was an account that surfaced shortly after he 'died' which claimed to be him but lost access to the old account. Dunno if that's legit or not. Where did the whole 'he died' thing come from?
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There are a few screenshots that I can't seem to find, but a person who went to high school with Brown Nose tweeted that they saw an obituary for him in their local paper.
 
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I made the mistake of getting into a long-distance relationship with this one girl who happened to be an admin on some old furry mmo back in highschool. I remember things were alright at first. We'd wander through some of the maps in the game and hang out but whenever we got into a Skype chat, it was just constant complaining all the time about how her whole life is unbearable and while I did try to give her a pep talk, she never took any initiative to improve her situation and it'd be every day with me just not saying a word as she just kept ranting and ranting till I had to sleep. Any attempt at interacting with anyone was seen as cheating and I eventually just had to drop the relationship and retire the character because I was just losing the ability to feel sympathy anymore after getting constantly burnt out all the time. Thankfully she seemed to recover some and stopped being so reliant on folks when she was forced to deal with her own problems but still... I think the community tends to catch a lot of folks like that who fall through the cracks.

Oh yea, today's August 8th. Apparently that's unofficially Vore Day among the community.
 
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I think this sums the entire subforum up rather well.
And with my first post here I can say I've seen enough and I'm bailing. I'll be back because of morbid curiosity, but I'll do my best to bail.
 
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Davidson_duo said:
update on my own story,the dude left the telegram shortly after i posted this (either he found it or just good timing) but he did message me on grindr!

If this leads to any weird meetings in the future i will post any more weird shit here. No i wont put my dick in him this time
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Update 2: So guys we did it, we reached 2 updates on this lolcow.
No sex and shit this time so we all good.

So he invited me over to his house again (dude legit had no idea who the fuck i was.) Way better visit this time, i kept his rambles and shit in check (basically cutting him off and shutting it down whenever i felt like he would go off on something.

We played some beat saber on the ps4 and talked in his room.

I found out this time what the anime was, Future card buddyfight and wew did he drop a bomb shell.
He claims that he was the voice actor for the main character in the show despite the fact that its clearly listed as someone else on wikipedia/behind the voice actors and does not sound like him at all. If you wanna know who he claims he voiced drum bunker dragon.

He claimed that he was offered more money to voice the role and give credit to the actual voice actor Brett Bauer.

still, cringe about his native past and being on disability. Now has his ex boyfriend living in his house. (he mentioned he has to sleep in the rv outside because they get into fights a lot)
 
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There was once this kid named Nick the angel dragon, found him on youtube chat hoping to reunite with some friends from Google plus after the shut down. It started out normal until we both came out as gay and he immediately asked to sext me over Hangouts. Haven't spoken to him since.

If I had a nickel for every God damn slut in this fandom I'd be fucking rich already

Malfunctioning Alcoholic said:
I think this sums the entire subforum up rather well.
And with my first post here I can say I've seen enough and I'm bailing. I'll be back because of morbid curiosity, but I'll do my best to bail.
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That is the most blessed video youtube has to offer. Nice taste
 
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Nekoyama said:
I just came across this and i dont know what to do
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Tsu Desu (@tsuthefox) • Instagram photos and videos

Tsu Desu has 135 photos and videos on their Instagram profile.
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Suggestion: Get a hobby?

This is a thread for personal lulcows, not "Here's this random furry I found on social media". (Congratulations? You discovered ein Furry. Here's a merit badge for participating in Show & Tell?)
 
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Currently a decently well known furry on Twitter trying to advertise their twitter as a safe space for children.
However, they have furry porn on the pinned tweet of the account in question, the porn/AD account is not locked and is freely accessible to anyone with a twitter account. Which throws up a lot of red flags in regards to possibly attempting to show minors pornography.

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Personally I have to laugh at how they chose one of the most phallic possible emojis to signify they're a 'Safe space for children'.
May as well have gone for the eggplant emoji.
 
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A long time ago, I joined a pokemon/furry discord server. Although things seemed to be fine with it at first, it started to house lots of cow related people and events. Although many of the people there fit the category, there's three in particular from the server that were notable.

The first was one of the server's initial owners. He was one of the two that oversaw the place, but he wanted all the power to himself. Only thing was, he was laughably bad at it. He did some things such as chimp out at anyone who disagreed with him, even publicly shaming them or banning them from the server if he disagreed that much. The majority of this came from people saying that his favorite character in a pokemon webcomic was shit, which it was. In some more extreme cases, he disabled the option for normal users to post images while he would spam the same images in chats including fetish content. I would also like to add, many of the users in this server are children ranging from 13-17 years of age, while he was in his 20s. Yes, he spammed fetish art to these people. Eventually he actually started majorly harassing the second owner of the server for more power to the point where supposedly actual authorities were contacted to put a restraining order between the two. He was rarely heard from again after that, but I'll still remember many of the laughs I got from his dumbass actions.

On a more lighter note, the second notable cow from that server is a little more tame. He is solidly left-wing, shoving his broken political views down people's throats. The really notable thing about him is that he's one of the biggest dumbass airheads I've met online. He can tell you all about how he thinks communism and left-wing politics are "good", but is pretty much uneducated in anything else. The funniest part is, he rambles all about these politics and doesn't take any sort of criticism from anyone telling him he's at fault, or even that they're annoyed that he doesn't talk about anything else. He just keeps going on at whatever is on his mind. He might also be autistic, but I honestly am not too sure. Granted, he is a nice(ish) person, and he's more of a low-tier cow in my books, but he's definitely worth mentioning for everything else he does.

This last cow also involves most of the server's staff in his story as well. He's a 22 year old furry who mostly acted happy and positive throughout his time on the server. He seemed like a nice person and was on everyone's good side for a while, even becoming good friends with the server's owner. The catch: he was extremely immature - likely autistic. He acted like a 14 year old most of the time in conversation, insisting his opinion was the correct one in more serious discussions. But then there was the bigger catch: people found out he was a pedophile. Stories came out about him trying to lewd RP with 16-17 year old users including one of the server's head moderators. Any time the subject was brought up about this, he would not address it and try to dodge the subject. He was banned, but then subsequently unbanned because he apparently cried to the owner saying his ban was false, despite many of the stories of him hitting on younger users having substantial evidence, and his extremely immature actions to everyone on the server. He went along acting like nothing happened as well. People obviously went to the mods saying that them reversing the ban was wrong, but instead of listening to these people, the mods muted them in response. Eventually the mods realized that they were in the wrong, and the ban was reinstated, but the drama and damage had been done.

As mentioned before, these are the more notable exceptional people there. Many of the other people there are either too boring or don't have much material to talk about - yet. Either way, the cesspool that is that server has given me quite the laughs.
 
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