Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

DECORATIVE PEPPERS

DEEP FRIED CHEESE CURDS
GRAVY
RANCH DIP

MY STORIES ARE TO ENTERTAIN
ITS A LONG TIME AGO SO IT MIGHT NOT BE ACCURATE

IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME ERA RE: LAST STORY
SHE WAS DELINQUENT AND HITCH HIKED

IM NOT BITTER OR JEALOUS

orgasming after one cheese curd im fucking done
 
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It's novel to her because she's crazy and forgets her own lies, but we've heard this "I'm fat and that's okay!" shtick before. At no point has this little epiphany resulted in her admitting her actual weight, or selfies that aren't heavily engineered catfish FGAS shots. No matter how candid she affects to be, she never actually admits anything, even when maintaining the lie is more embarrassing than telling the truth - like how she's visibly gained about fifty pounds but claims to have remained ~370. This "fat and confident" rubbish is just another mask she's going to wear for 30 proverbial seconds, then take off again.

She can't stick with an identity because nothing makes her happy except eating herself to death and being told she's thin and pretty, and she's going to find a way to make both things happen or (much, much likelier) die trying. The next persona scheduled to make an appearance is "Green Queen"; wherein she ostentatiously apes the behaviour of somebody on a healthy diet because in her sage wisdom she knows it's the right thing to do. The second she feels she isn't getting enough adulation (i.e. polite indulgence from nitwit viewers) for whatever inspiring diva archetype she's trying to be this week, she casts it off like Arby's packaging and grabs another.

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It's a miracle Chantal ever managed to get any studying done at university with all the dudes constantly trying to get into her size 20 sweatpants!
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My heart really goes out to her. No wonder she's still completely her three-year four-year undergraduate honours degree in part-time studies!
 
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She is so happy ALR is not posting vids, so somehow that means everyone will suddenly make her popular.

She has said before and said now that her stories are embellished; ie: made up. So why does she expect people to believer her? I guess you are tasked with figuring out which parts are a lie (sometimes it's obvious) and which is truth. I can't listen to her stories at all because its hard to concentrate when you are trying to catch the lies. So fuck that. I hope someone will post any unintentionally funny highlights.

I still think she is eating like mad right now, trying to outrun the after surgery post "I can't get to my fix" blues. Or maybe, as some speculate, she really is trying to sabotage the surgery. They will see her blood pressure is sky high and water retention is crazy.

She must have fixed the shakey table after people bitched enough about it.
 
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The entire statement is honestly bizarre. "I am going to embrace it instead of trying so hard to live a life I'm not ready for".
She's done nothing but TEE-HEE and shove cheese in her gravy-hole for days on end, what on earth is she talking about?
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, she's decided she's the MLK of Mukbangs, shouting that she's FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD OF ARBY'S, SHE'S FREE AT LAST!

I enjoyed how she made sure to inform us that she WASN'T LYING about her last stoytime, but then starts out this one with an obvious whopper:
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It's a living.
 
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Bitch completely is back to square one. And her whole "that's why I'm vanilla... because next thing you know you'll be bent over and ballgagged looking for safewords". Then takes another gorging bite, licks her fingers and wipes on her fucking pants. Starts at 14:08

Guess the fuck what? That's a better story than getting with some dude with a small dick and using a push notice to leave. All of these stories are about rejection and failure of some sort - or older dudes taking advantage of her. These aren't entertaining and with the way she eats huge bites as she's getting more into the troubling aspects the more disturbing these videos are. She ate herself into defeat again. Dipping the pizza in ranch again. She's made no fucking progress other than finally getting medical treatment which we know she may not follow through on because Chantal cannot complete a fucking thing.
 
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That's a better story than getting with some dude with a small dick and using a push notice to leave. All of these stories are about rejection and failure of some sort - or older dudes taking advantage of her. These aren't entertaining and with the way she eats huge bites as she's getting more into the troubling aspects the more disturbing these videos are.
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I've noticed this too.

It's like she doesn't actually think she's "big but beautiful," she knows that shitty food she inhales isn't actually worth dying for, she doesn't really think her uncontrollable pants shitting is funny, and she knows she's only ever been humiliated, rejected, and used by the vast majority of her "lovers". But she can't face any of that, so she has to spin it into something empowering.

Even when she isn't lying, she's lying.
 
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liliput said:
So what’s with the new setup? Did her and Bibi break up finally?

“Size doesn’t matter to me, I can work with whatever, big or small” barfffff, for pizza maybe but not dick. The mental images Chantal gives me are never good
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Anyone who would want to plow her would need to be hung like a horse. Because to actually get to her stink ditch, they're going to need to pass layers of external fat rolls.

And she isn't a "fat girl". She's a super morbidly obese, middle aged woman. Fat acceptance is fine when you're 30 pounds overweight but healthy and functioning. Chintal is barely mobile, riddled with sickness, and seems to honestly think she has a food addiction. What about any of that is empowering, exactly?
 
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It's good to see Chantal's true fanbase, tucked in between the "You GO girl" and "this was so funny I PEED myself! XD" comments that have survived Chantal's rigorous commenting standards.
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For the love of gravy, let's hope this is a troll. I'm fairly sure it is, however Chantal's comment section is a shining example of Poe's Law in action.
 
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I live in the south, the land of ranch, and I've honestly never seen anyone use it for the actual pizza part of the pizza. Only for dipping the crust in. Maybe my friends just aren't fat enough :( How can you even taste the pizza? Ranch is so strong it would drown out all the cheese and the tomato.
 
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