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This is just the reverse of "wax my balls". Instead its being a babysitter and saying "let me mind your kids".
But customers can refuse to use a service so he wont get far with that. And babysitters are like big hotels, they all talk.
He can however bitch and moan about nobody trusting him with their children. That will be very fun to watch!
I cant see anybody trusting Yaniv with their children. If they do, I feel sorry for the kid, but all it would have taken was 1 single google search of ANY of Yanivs names.....

Well I mean that drag kid Lactatia is Canadian. That kids parents might just be into using Yaniv's services.
 
Did you just assume he'd know what to do if he HAD both sexes?

He seems to be projecting his issues with menstruation and vaginas on little girls, and his misunderstanding appears to be quite vast. He barely understands the underlying methodology behind rabbits and dildoes.

I'm still expecting him to show up on camera with a cock ring around his thumb.

So, at the risk of traumatising people: assuming it was one hell of a large penis instead: would it even work?

I keep reading "Lactatia" as "Lactancia" ... a dairy product line in Canada.



Well I mean that drag kid Lactatia is Canadian. That kids parents might just be into using Yaniv's services.
 
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Do you think that's a coincidence?
I always assumed it was a play on the word "lactate" -- the term for producing breast milk. Since drag performers usually have a name that references female body parts or sexual terms in some way. You know, just good clean, wholesome fun for kids, naturally.
 
I always assumed it was a play on the word "lactate" -- the term for producing breast tard cum. Since drag performers usually have a name that references female body parts or sexual terms in some way. You know, just good clean, wholesome fun for kids, naturally.
Oh for sure, that's what I thought as well. Then Mulva informed us that it's nearly the same word as a common leaf dairy product and it made even more sense. They've been using language as a weapon for decades. It was acknowledged and largely rejected in the 90s, but nobody did anything to stop it or reverse the damage that had already been done.
 
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Did you just assume he'd know what to do if he HAD both sexes?

Fair point. I'd been operating under the assumption that the mechanics of the situation were abundantly clear.

Then again, as far as I remember, the whole micropenis hypothesis somehow resulted from his description of trying and failing to have penetrative sex at some point.

Now, really, it's hardly rocket science. I mean, chickens somehow manage sex and my parents used to have chickens when I was little: They're really quite ridiculously stupid.

But there's always going to have to be that one individual, I suppose.

On the upside: should mitigate the risk of him procreating. Which, surely, is the very textbook definition of "unmitigated horror".
 
I have never really understood this desire for removing pubic hair. Only children have genitals without hair. Then again, given JY's proclivities, this could explain so much ...
Actually its a trend to have no hair down there. Just like in the 70s when it was expected to have a forest in your pants. Still doesnt jys pedoness. Infact i was secretly hoping one of them agreed and mangled his bawls.
 
I have never really understood this desire for removing pubic hair. Only children have genitals without hair. Then again, given JY's proclivities, this could explain so much ...

Reality: Prostitutes have frequently depilated their genitals to avoid parasites like pubic lice and fleas. Especially true in places where they're fucking a lot of foreigners, like port cities. This predates disposable razors or other technologies that made it relatively easy and cheap. It was a matter of basic hygiene, some even kept merkins so you couldn't tell they'd shaved to avoid infestation.

But give it a couple of world wars, and all of a sudden, wherever a soldier came from and wherever he went, the broads who sucked his dick the best he ever had it sucked and gave him the best crazy sex of his life probably had no hair down there. It doesn't take long for that to become wired in as an indicator the sex will be better than the missionary-with-the-lights-out that your 1910s/40 wife would be willing to put out.

Obviously some guys are into it for the pedo thing, like Yaniv, but for the Playboy generation, it's all about the good-time girls.
 
Don't worry Jon. I'm sure this isn't an issue for you.
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@sixthwave any new FB activity behind the wall?
Phantom pregnancy saga when?

Edit: it apparently affects men too...
 
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